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Losers, allZOMG has Barack Obama lost his MOMENTUM??? The megastar celebrity appeared on the cover of People last week, and sales actually DIPPED by 50,000 copies. If Barack Obama cannot stimulate enough reader interest to keep circulation at a healthy 1.45 million copies per week, is he really qualified for the highest office in the land? [New York Post]

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  1. There are serious issues that people need to evaluate when choosing who to vote for pres… “OH MY GOD!! Jennifer Garner is PREGNANT?!?!?!”

  2. …does this mean people are masturbating to the cover in the checkout line instead of buying it and doing it in the privacy of their own homes?

  3. And Walnuts! thinks Hussein can hold a candle to the megawattage of Paris and Britney.

    “I’m John McCain, I’m totally out of it, and I approve this message.”

  4. [re=50025]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: No, it just means that the prominent placement of the kids on the cover kind of kills the mood. Not good wanking material.

  5. Laugh now, you elitist swine, but what this really means is that People is going to have to go all equal-timey and put John and Cindy on the cover looking hella goopy about each other.

    OMG, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

  6. [re=50025]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Well, I don’t know about you but I rather enjoy the florescent lighting in the Walgreens. It’s romantic and sets the appropriate mood.

  7. [re=50035]SayItWithWookies[/re]: …the only circulating periodical that John McCain can get on is the “Publishers Clearing House”(do they even do that anymore?)

  8. No one wants to see Obama holding his daughter on the same page as the pregnant man holding its’ daughter or sea monster or whatever it is.

  9. Look fools, don’t diss my People mag. All I ever wanted to know in life I learned from People.
    It’s where Merica goes for news, tits n’ ass.

  10. [re=50075]greatgooglymoogly[/re]: good lord. but that would mean… black people… are screwing… in the White House… Armageddon (it on)

  11. [re=50080]tunamelt[/re]: Yes but they gave him a post, which means he will be back, 10 fold, forever.

    I always thought it was Denton, so I would respond with “$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$”

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