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Oh Look Jack Nicholson Solved Global Warming & the Oil Crisis, 30 Years Ago


Hey, what the hell? Here’s Hollywood’s “The Joker” showing off his sweet Chevy ride with a regular crappy Chevy V-8, which runs on Hydrogen gas, which is produced by these little solar panels, all of which produce no emissions beyond bong water, which Jack inhales. So what happened to this system, anyway? [YouTube via Cryptogon]


12:34 PM on Fri August 1 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. NoWireHangers says at 12:36 pm, August 1st, 2008

    “So what happened to this system, anyway?”

    Detroit smothered it in its cradle, then shot itself in the foot.

  2. ManchuCandidate says at 12:37 pm, August 1st, 2008

    Detroit/Tejas couldn’t handle the truth.

  3. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:40 pm, August 1st, 2008

    NoWireHangers: …capitalism at its best!

  4. sweetladyirony says at 12:41 pm, August 1st, 2008

    By far the most depressing thing I have seen all day.

  5. trophy(forparticipation)wife says at 12:44 pm, August 1st, 2008

    Jack’s clothes are wrinkle-free. Complexion is glowing.

  6. Someone cut the inventor’s brake lines?

  7. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:44 pm, August 1st, 2008

    …everyone knows that only way to solve our oil dependence is by drilling in ANWR!!! All this switching to some other kind of fuel is socialist dribble.

  8. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:49 pm, August 1st, 2008

    One Flew Over the Coo Coo’s Nest.

  9. This is from CBC television. It’s a well kept secret that in Canada, all cars have been running on solar hydrogen power since 1977. The Alberta tar sands wouldn’t be half as profitable if the Americans knew about this technology. Also, Jack Nicholson forgot about it after smoking some sweet BC bud.

  10. V572625694 says at 12:50 pm, August 1st, 2008

    tl/dw

  11. Norbert says at 12:50 pm, August 1st, 2008

    propaganda from Soviet Canuckistan! note the lady presenter’s Newfie accent (caaars).

    they adopted the hydrogen car. but if you visit Canada today, you’ll find it is a wasteland of drab iron-curtaim-style concrete apartment blocks, marijuana grow-ops, Pride parades, and listless zombies who can’t choose their own doctor.

  12. ManchuCandidate says at 12:56 pm, August 1st, 2008

    Norbert:
    But but we have universal healthcare!

  13. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:03 pm, August 1st, 2008

    …running cars on electricity is so ELITIST, I like to use good ‘ol dead dinosaurs! Oops did I say “dinosaurs” I meant to say 10,000 year old Jesus tears; put there by god so that Exxon-Mobil would make 11.7 billion dollar last quarter. Amen!

  14. WagTehGod says at 1:03 pm, August 1st, 2008

    Saudi oil is not gonna hurt you, it’s just going to bash your brains in.

  15. Delicious says at 1:09 pm, August 1st, 2008

    What happened to this system?

    I want to know what happened to my flying car and breakfast in a pill and vacations on the moon?

    And why do we still have Canada?

  16. Delicious: Yeah, man - where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars!

  17. ’cause the car only costs a zillion dollars to drive 1-2 miles. Of course, that was competitive with gasoline engines in the ’70s.

  18. Also, having pressurized hydrogen canisters in your car is asking for DEATH BY FIREBALL from a fender-bender. Safer to sit in your car smoking ganja with the windows rolled up and get that cool flying sensation.

  19. WadISay says at 1:30 pm, August 1st, 2008

    30 years ago, people thought they would be going to their jobs in anti-grav hovercraft. Little did they know they would be out of jobs now.

  20. badco/LoJ says at 2:27 pm, August 1st, 2008

    Hydrogen isn’t cost-efficient as a motor fuel today. It was less so 30 years ago.

    I don’t think it’s any more explosive than natural gas, and there have been safe CNG cars for years. The key problems are expense and complete lack of refueling infrastructure.

  21. ReelectTilden says at 2:45 pm, August 1st, 2008

    I think Jack smashed it to death with a golf club.

  22. DangerousLiberal says at 3:56 pm, August 1st, 2008

    Jeezus, if Jack was any more stoned in this clip, he wouldn’t need a car to move about.

  23. bunnyhead says at 6:15 pm, August 1st, 2008

    Jack was wrong on one point, gasoline motors are still available for carbon monoxide induced garage suicide…

  24. DoctorCulturae says at 6:48 pm, August 1st, 2008

    The inventor of this device also ran a house of ill repute, moved to Florida to see her mother and was working on a vaccine for anthrax poisoning.

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