Holy beans, it really WAS a terrorist fist jab! Not the original one that Barry Obama shared with his wife Michelle, but another — the one Barry gave North Carolina Gov. Mike Easley at a press conference in June. When Barry went for the bump, it was like a million 9/11 planes were attacking Easley’s shoulder: “Gov. Mike Easley says the fist bump he shared in June with Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama helped convince him he needed surgery on his right shoulder.” Of course, the damn left-wing liberal gay blogs will all claim that Barry’s fist bump *wasn’t* an act of terrorism. Anything to protect their CELEBRITY BLACK JESUS. [News & Observer]
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I guess when you go to the gym three times a day, demand MET-RX chocolate roasted-peanut protein bars and bottles of a hard-to-find organic brew – Black Forest Berry Honest Tea and worry about the price of arugula you forget your own strength.
DIAJESUS, the fist-bumping D.C. fetus from terror land (Hyde Park).
I hear Michelle likes that fist, too.
This man, Barry, be no mere mortal.
Power exuses from his ass and his fists.
One white man down, ….
…thats what he get for “fisting” a guy who can curl 70lbs 10 time with each arm!
You don’t tug on superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask of the ol’ lone ranger
And you don’t fist bump with Obama
Hey man, you break him – you bought him!
Eat your arulula, kids, and you can grow up to beat up powerful men.
Eat German sausage, though, and you wind up being taken prisoner by the Viet Cong.
This has been another civics lesson brought to you by the McCain campaign: “The future will be better tomorrow!”
[re=49401]AxmxZ[/re]: That’s lousy timing—Easley’s not seeking another term this year!
I just hope the fist bump gets even stronger when POTUS Barry meets with Sen. Maj. Leader Harry Reid at the beginning of the 111th Congress – like maybe knock Reid’s head off so the dems can replace him with a vertebrate.
If Barry = black celebrity Jesus and Barry = Paris Hilton with a tan, does that make Paris Hilton Jesus?
[re=49403]Larry McAwful[/re]: “The future will be better yesterday!” Didn’t work out very well for WALNUTS.
The best part of that is the confused obese woman standing around awkwardly in front of the stage
The fist bump is his way of testing potential VEEPs. Those who require shoulder surgery afterwards it goes without saying need not apply
Please use his full name, Barack Hussein Obama Hilton-Spears.
If Obama were the true Black Jesus, he would have healed the Governor’s shoulder, not further injure him.
I heard Hopey healed him with one of his tears.
How many times did GV Mikey-Mike Easley-E practice that?
He’s so down.
Wonder Twin powers, activate!!!
This is why Obama’s dueling challenge struck me as so odd. We all know that terrorists don’t shoot you. Well, not the Muslim ones anyways.
Hopey Carebear Barack Hoo-sane Obama Hilton-Spears don’t know his own strength!
And careless, too! Will he never cease demonstrating these deficiencies and flaws?
Omigod! – we knew His touch could heal, but diagnos too? Why isn’t he the President already, I AM CONFUSED!?!?
Easley’s just pissed ’cause he didn’t get the Veep. But just as well, what’s this about, “He signed the bill with some difficulty, but he appeared in good spirits and was not wearing a sling two days after his surgery.” All teh gayz know that wearing a sling might be a really comfortable way to have an operation but usually procedures in a sling aren’t working the shoulder, dear. Barry’s got some luck, yet another pre-convention sex scandal narrowly averted.
Dude, he totally air-kissed me to pregnancy.
True story.
three words…inadequate white man…
That fucking TERRORIST!
I’m referring to the Governor of North Carolina, of course.
[re=49413]sezme[/re]: Hell, the fist bump is only stage one. The real vetting comes with one of Barry’s lanky knees to the groin. Ergo, Hello, Democratic VP Nominee Steel Balls McGinty.
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