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Michelle Obama is a smart lawyer and fashion icon who could’ve been the next First Lady, if John McCain hadn’t brought up the fact that her husband isn’t 100% white. But she still manages to work out three times a week at the elitist gym, and she loves to read “books,” whatever those are, and she only lets her daughters watch an hour of teevee a day, and she doesn’t even spend all her time cooking because that “has never been one of my strong suits.” Typically elitist, probably! [MomLogic]
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Limits on TV Time, Frequent Workouts, Reading Books … Why Is Michelle Such An Elitist Mom
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Not just elitist. She hates Amurrica! She is downright unAmurrican!
Alternate text is “Missing”? That’s not snarky at all.
And the girlz eat only arugula salads, and only the best Chablis for them…
Oh Jebus on a Cheeto..there’s a Harry Potter reference! Here’s goes the “anti-christ” crowds panties, twisting into knots..
Sounds like my mom, except for the gym, the watching of teevee, and the cooking.
…I would love to have her treat me like a hostile witness and cross examine me! Now that I got that out of the way; doesnt her hair look a little “Bride of Frakensteiny” in that picture?
Doglessliberal: She probably hires an illegal immigrant to do the cooking.
does she play [race] cards with the girls?
Omigod! She probably forces her kid to drink that super-elite la-di-da Honest Tea product for kids.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/7/31/114833/951
When John McCain’s mom tried to impose limits on his TV viewing he called her an elitist cunt and thereafter got to watch all the TV he wanted.
BadNewsJack: My father was television, and my mother was Speghettios.
Wait - she’s black AND elitist?!? Just like OJ?!?
McCain/Lieberman ‘08!
AngryBlakGuy: Looks more like she’s auditioned for the B-52s.
I don’t want an elite as my president. I want someone stupid as fuck.
She doesn’t workout by running from the cops like all other black people. She runs at a gym. She think she too good fa us reggla folk.
Reading ‘books’ while gettin’ her hair did, while I’m here reading JET and Essence and Smoke A Fool Magazine. What kinda bullshit is that?
Bitch just lost my vote.
McCain/Jesse Jackson ‘08!
Scarab: we’ve had that for 8 years and it’s enough already
shortsshortsshorts: Would that make you a SpagheTV?
She’d be pretty admirable if it weren’t for the whole “9/11″ thing.
I think it’s time to have an attractive Negress in the White House. That is why I am voting for her mulatto husband, Barry Osama.
By the time you read this, Sean Hannity will have used the airwaves to announce to us Average Joes and Janes that Michelle Obama has never been proud of her cooking.
She does on frequent occasion look like she’s just had a nauseant eructation.
Don’t let it fool you. It’s a lawyer.
Serolf Divad: And twenty years later, TV was invented!
And she’s so well-spoken.
She reads BOOKS? Oh fuck this. I CANNOT abide. I bet she don’t even play the lott’ry neither!
Aurelio: …”Negress”? Sounds like an animal you would run away from on the plains of Africa!
AngryBlakGuy: No, that’s a Jewess.
Daddy didn’t give affection, no
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear
King John McCain the wicked… oh, ruled his world
Serolf Divad: Ken Layne: …by the time “picture box” was created John McCain was old enough to collect social security!
Does my inability to cook make me elitist too? Sweet! Who knew that eating cereal for dinner was what the upper classes were up to?
The Incomparable Tiny Valdez: nice.
Aurelio: I am sure there have been attractive and presentable Negresses in the White House prior to now. Probably some big, strong bucks, too. You know, when it comes to mopping the floors and making the beds, those people are best because they are born to serve.
Doglessliberal: in non-sacastic mode: I do have to say, the idea of Michelle Obama hosting state dinners makes me want to get up and do a little dance. Hot Damn, having a Black famly in the White house is an amazing concept. I’d like Hopey if he were green and purple polka-dotted, but this is just the icing on the cake.
so excited I cannot type: sarcastic and family
Aurelio: My mom’s USSR passport said that. I wish I still had it.
Serolf Divad: You mean his radio-time?
The overachiever! Talk about nerve.
Folks, we are failing to connect the dots here. All this time we thought Barry was slim and trim because he got proper exercise. Now we find out that no one in the Obama household can cook a decent meal.
I don’t know which I am more upset about: that it’s all been a lie or that Barry’s hoops and gym visit are just a cover up for Michelle’s and Barry’s lack of culinary skills.
yeah, well at least michelle seems to covered up her poor cookin’ with a real recipe, rather than one stolen from the back of a hostess twinkie like cindy brady