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Cindy McCain’s Solemn Vow: ‘No Negative Stuff’

by Ken Layne  2:12 pm July 31, 2008


And then she attacked a college in Maryland, the end. [YouTube/Today Show]

{ 13 comments }

Anita Cocktail July 31, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Ha ha, she also thinks her husband will abide by that part in the marriage vows about forsaking all others as long as they both shall live!

4tehlulz July 31, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Except that racial stuff. Racism is still on the table.

Aurelio July 31, 2008 at 2:24 pm

What would Cindy “You Cunt” McCain consider negative campaigning? A Hitler about the Jewish Problem?

Serolf Divad July 31, 2008 at 2:26 pm

“My husband is absolutely opposed to any negative campaigning at all, and if he runs ads comparing Barack Obama to a prima-donna hotel-heiress and a washed up nutcake pop star celebrity it’s because it’s true.”

norbizness July 31, 2008 at 2:30 pm

“I plan on staying pilled up TO THE EXTREME in order to fulfill this noble pledge (falls asleep).”

dilhavarti July 31, 2008 at 2:31 pm

She is the Katinka to WALNUTS! Mugatu; bat(hyphen)shit crazy thank-you. Nap-time for Princess Beer.

sarcasticusername July 31, 2008 at 2:37 pm

Walnuts: DAMN YOU YouTube! DAMN YOU!!

Scarab July 31, 2008 at 2:53 pm

What, did she say ‘niggative’?

larz July 31, 2008 at 3:21 pm

It’s so easy to be positive – just keep taking the blue pills.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland July 31, 2008 at 3:35 pm

It’s classic neocon “bitch and swait”….er, I mean “switch and bait”: say what you don’t mean, don’t do what you say.

No Child Left Behind? Don’t fund it!
Clear Skies? Throw pollution into the atmosphere, like there’s no tomorrow!
Clean Forests? Give away the trees and land to timber and mining!
Homeland Security? Make it difficult if mot impossible for Americans to travel!

Cindy apparently doesn’t have cable in her private plane or she’d know better.

StrangelyBrown July 31, 2008 at 3:46 pm

No negative campaigning starting… now! Er, wait… NOW!

NYNYNY July 31, 2008 at 5:00 pm

If there’s any negative campaigning, it won’t come from us. It’ll be from those asswipes on the Obama team.

Borat July 31, 2008 at 6:21 pm

cindy brady was also positive. but high on all kinds of pain killers. just like this cindy. now marsha brady, she was hot. well at least she matured and looked juicy, in my 11 year old mind when i was watching reruns 25 years ago

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