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Cindy McCain’s Solemn Vow: ‘No Negative Stuff’


And then she attacked a college in Maryland, the end. [YouTube/Today Show]


2:12 PM on Thu July 31 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Anita Cocktail says at 2:17 pm, July 31st, 2008

    Ha ha, she also thinks her husband will abide by that part in the marriage vows about forsaking all others as long as they both shall live!

  2. 4tehlulz says at 2:22 pm, July 31st, 2008

    Except that racial stuff. Racism is still on the table.

  3. Aurelio says at 2:24 pm, July 31st, 2008

    What would Cindy “You Cunt” McCain consider negative campaigning? A Hitler about the Jewish Problem?

  4. Serolf Divad says at 2:26 pm, July 31st, 2008

    “My husband is absolutely opposed to any negative campaigning at all, and if he runs ads comparing Barack Obama to a prima-donna hotel-heiress and a washed up nutcake pop star celebrity it’s because it’s true.”

  5. norbizness says at 2:30 pm, July 31st, 2008

    “I plan on staying pilled up TO THE EXTREME in order to fulfill this noble pledge (falls asleep).”

  6. dilhavarti says at 2:31 pm, July 31st, 2008

    She is the Katinka to WALNUTS! Mugatu; bat(hyphen)shit crazy thank-you. Nap-time for Princess Beer.

  7. sarcasticusername says at 2:37 pm, July 31st, 2008

    Walnuts: DAMN YOU YouTube! DAMN YOU!!

  8. Scarab says at 2:53 pm, July 31st, 2008

    What, did she say ‘niggative’?

  9. It’s so easy to be positive - just keep taking the blue pills.

  10. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 3:35 pm, July 31st, 2008

    It’s classic neocon “bitch and swait”….er, I mean “switch and bait”: say what you don’t mean, don’t do what you say.

    No Child Left Behind? Don’t fund it!
    Clear Skies? Throw pollution into the atmosphere, like there’s no tomorrow!
    Clean Forests? Give away the trees and land to timber and mining!
    Homeland Security? Make it difficult if mot impossible for Americans to travel!

    Cindy apparently doesn’t have cable in her private plane or she’d know better.

  11. StrangelyBrown says at 3:46 pm, July 31st, 2008

    No negative campaigning starting… now! Er, wait… NOW!

  12. NYNYNY says at 5:00 pm, July 31st, 2008

    If there’s any negative campaigning, it won’t come from us. It’ll be from those asswipes on the Obama team.

  13. cindy brady was also positive. but high on all kinds of pain killers. just like this cindy. now marsha brady, she was hot. well at least she matured and looked juicy, in my 11 year old mind when i was watching reruns 25 years ago

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