Uppity John McCain Calls Himself 'President'

Oh hey wait a minute! Clever Wonkette operative "Genie" has dug up this McCain ad from all the way back in May -- those tranquil days of spring before WALNUTS! dropped the applesauce and conceded to the ambitious youngster with the killer jump shot. Why was he calling himself "President McCain" so many months before the election? Becauseum the AMERICAN PEOPLE might have an opinion about that!!?!Appalling footage of this terribly presumptuous man after the jump.

John McCain has BOLD SOLUTIONS for making a mock apple pie using his wife's stolen recipes. (Hint: Ritz crackers!)

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