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Joe Lieberman Threatened With Scary Rat Balloon

Cuddle him ...An angry Connecticut Democrat says that he will rent a very large floating rat and display it outside the XCel Energy Center in St. Paul if Joe Lieberman decides to attend the Republican National Convention, which he hasn’t been invited to. This angry guy, Ed Anderson, says he is “ready to apply for permits” and everything, which is tantamount to imminent violence.

Anderson helped start the Web site DumpJoe.com, so he has apparently not liked Joe Lieberman for quite some time — just like the rest of America. This gentleman will now rent a rat like the unions use to shame picket-line crossers, and when Joe Lieberman goes to the Republican convention he will look up in the sky and say, “Oh look, they made a parade for me.”

A ‘big rat’ may greet Lieberman at GOP convention [Stamford Advocate]


11:37 AM on Wed July 30 2008
By Sara K. Smith
2427 Views

  1. The Intern says at 11:40 am, July 30th, 2008

    The rat has the same ears as Lieberman.

  2. Noodle Salad says at 11:41 am, July 30th, 2008

    Wrong animal. Rats jump off sinking ships, not on them. Let me suggest: rabid lemming.

  3. Funny I thought the scary rat balloon was Joe Lieberman at first.

  4. BoreExpert says at 11:45 am, July 30th, 2008

    Prepare to be tased, bro.

  5. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend says at 11:45 am, July 30th, 2008

    The person screaming in mock-terror at the rat really makes the picture. Bravo!

  6. ColdCupofHope says at 11:46 am, July 30th, 2008

    That’s not Joe-mentum we can believe in!

  7. masterdebater says at 11:46 am, July 30th, 2008

    The republicans will be ready with a giant inflatable piece of cheese I bet.

  8. The Real JR Revisted says at 11:48 am, July 30th, 2008

    I could actually get behind this. Where can I donate to this cause?

  9. ManchuCandidate says at 11:49 am, July 30th, 2008

    I though Snuffy Joe-Mentum looked more like this:

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/23675404_ab1efb6a93.jpg

  10. Gopherit v2.0 says at 11:51 am, July 30th, 2008

    I guess the rat balloon was easier than a scaled-up writhing maggot?

  11. magic titty says at 11:52 am, July 30th, 2008

    Scab!

  12. WhatTheHeck says at 11:52 am, July 30th, 2008

    In Chinese lunar-calendar tradition, rats are one of the good guys.
    I suggest angry guy, Ed, try something truly repugnant such as a Karl Rove inflatable.
    Wait, Karl Rove is already an inflatable turdblossom.

  13. Darehead says at 11:52 am, July 30th, 2008

    Born in 1942, Lieberman is a Horse in the Chinese Zodiac. This explanation comes from Wiki:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_%28zodiac%29#Traditional_Horse_Attributes.2FAssociations

    Horses should beware of the Rat, as any relationship with this sign is said to be extremely trying for the horse. Of all relationships between Chinese zodiac signs, a relationship between a rat and a horse is said to be the worst. The rat may just be too calculating, dictatorial and possessive for the free-spirited and independent horse. A relationship with a rat can potentially break down the horse’s free-spirit and cause rage in the rat - as neither will be willing to yield to the other. Rats and Horses will attract each other like no other. Male Horses, especially, will find the female Rat irresistible, though they always bring out the worst in each other.</i?

  14. Delicious says at 11:53 am, July 30th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: Joe’s looking quite tanned, rested and ready to suck Republican dick.

  15. Scarab says at 11:53 am, July 30th, 2008

    Aw that’s adorable. Ever since ‘Ratatouille’ I just want to cuddle them.
    I’m sorry, what was his point again?

  16. columnv says at 11:53 am, July 30th, 2008

    This will change the world.

  17. columnv says at 11:53 am, July 30th, 2008

    Oh, and the Dump Joe site is made with the same finesse as the old people at hcsfjm.com

  18. mookworthjwilson says at 11:54 am, July 30th, 2008

    Ed Anderson is aware of possible required permits.

  19. sanantonerose says at 11:54 am, July 30th, 2008

    I would go for a giant inflatable rat with its head caught in a trap.

  20. mookworthjwilson says at 11:55 am, July 30th, 2008

    Delicious: And like the real thing, that Joe Lieberman has no Genitals.

  21. 4tehlulz says at 11:55 am, July 30th, 2008

    Darehead: I’ll grant that he’s a Horse’s Ass.

  22. freakishlystrong says at 11:56 am, July 30th, 2008

    Great Pic, Great Tags, and Great good luck with that pal…

  23. SayItWithWookies says at 11:57 am, July 30th, 2008

    Is there some way to give it a whiny, insistent voice?

  24. DieOnTheTurnpike says at 11:58 am, July 30th, 2008

    Where is the Dread Pirate Roberts to vanquish this rodent of unusual size?

  25. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:00 pm, July 30th, 2008

    …I guess they don’t make giant MAGGOT balloons?

  26. benj-thewrathofgod says at 12:02 pm, July 30th, 2008

    A giant balloon of Hans Moleman would be funnier.

  27. sanantonerose says at 12:02 pm, July 30th, 2008

    DieOnTheTurnpike: I don’t think they exist.

  28. FalconerHK says at 12:02 pm, July 30th, 2008

    masterdebater: No, a giant inflatable anus in which to stick the giant inflatable rat. Oh, and the giant inflatable anus will be part of giant inflatable Richard Simmons.

  29. El Bombastico says at 12:04 pm, July 30th, 2008

    Since I can’t get it out of my brain, I’ll say THIS may be more representative of Joe:

    http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

  30. columnv says at 12:04 pm, July 30th, 2008
  31. Larry McAwful says at 12:05 pm, July 30th, 2008

    This won’t faze Joe Lieberman at all. He’s used to working with fake animals. Remember when he used to play the dad on “Alf”? This’ll just be stepping back into his role. No skin off his cold, wet nose.

  32. A drifter says at 12:07 pm, July 30th, 2008

    <a href=”http://s24.photobucket.com/albums/c48/LithiumCola/?action=view&current=alfj.jpg” Joe Lieberman at home with his family.

  33. WadISay says at 12:08 pm, July 30th, 2008

    Everybody will also get the idea if you just press two pink balloons together.

  34. A drifter says at 12:13 pm, July 30th, 2008
  35. The rat might be scared by Joe Lieberman.

  36. choom gangster says at 1:19 pm, July 30th, 2008

    are large inflatable logs of feces not available?

  37. BadNewsJack says at 1:28 pm, July 30th, 2008

    The rats are invading!!
    I, for one, welcome our new giant rat overlords. LONG LIVE EMPEROR SQUEEKY!!!!!!

  38. Iggy Plop says at 1:36 pm, July 30th, 2008

    Come to think of it, Old Sour Joe does look a lot like Pinky in those old Pinky and the Brain cartoons.

  39. LittlePig says at 3:46 pm, July 30th, 2008

    Zort!

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