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HMM it appears as though greaseball failure Barack Obama is being extra sneaky today in Washington. Several operatives have seen Hussein Obama Jr. inconspicuously wandering about such barren wastelands as “Dupont Circle.” He must be buying drugs from the homosexuals! Or just picking a boring vice president, as per usual. You decide, after the jump.
Wonketted job-having operative “Lindsey” saw Barry early this morning in Dupont Circle, around the time that the filthy hobos usually bathe in the big fountain:
I saw Barack Obama at the Dupont WSC this morning at 6:45 (7.29.08). He looked way too skinny, a little lost, and had his tshirt tucked into his track pants. Weird.
Yes, well, drugs are known you make you skinny and confused, but we did not know that the Cocaine Monster tucks in your tee shirts, too.
Later, our 12th street operative “James” sent in this report from his fancy Fat Cat corporate office (potentially):
My office window looks out onto 12th and E Streets NW. A bunch of Secret Service guys and MPD have been loitering across the street for the past hour. 12th and E happens to have the back entrance to the law firm of Covington & Burling. There’s also goofy white minibus that the Obama campaign uses to trundle people around, and the big black SUVs are at the top of the colonial parking lot driveway ramp a little bit down the block.
So it looks like Senator Obama is having yet another long meeting at Covington. Perhaps hammering out the final details of the VP decision?
JAMES SENDS MORE:
The press are in position to take photos and the SUVs have been driven off the ramp and up to the curb. Lots of press — must be Obama. They are backing the bystanders away from the C&B entrance. This suggests that he was here at least two hours. Sorry if these are not “tips” that you can use.
James they are wonderful tips! And later in life, you can tell your grandchildren that you were across the street on the day Obama’s team secretly decided on John Edwards as vice president, and lost the election by 50 points.
Do you guys like, have a map with thumbtacks in it, for this kind of thing?
Operative Lindsey, hello?!?! When you encounter Barack Obama at the gym, you play coy, then ask for a picture and an autograph, then write a steamy article for Wonkette, like that Bild reporter did in Berlin! Have you learned nothing?
Why can’t John Edwards win at life?
I’m so frightened that Barry will make another one of those huge gaffes he’s so prone to.
Figures the day I decide to be “clean” at work I miss my chance to do blow (or just blow) Barry.
Quick, someone tell Larry Sinclair!
He must be buying drugs from the homosexuals! Or just picking a boring vice president, as per usual.
His running mate’s gonna be Perez Hilton?
WHAT A MAN!!!
SayItWithWookies: That’s not hot.
That butter not be Barry.
Is he picking up drugs to entice a more exciting VP? Cuz, you know, for the right “meds” you can have this “Mex”
Jus’sayin’…
James: 6:45 (7.29.08) NEVR4GET
“had his tshirt tucked into his track pants” - yet more proof that Obama does have pride in his white heritage for that Confused person…
Rev. Juan MessyCan: Bribery.
You were right the first time. He’s scoring tina from teh gayz.
Why do they call it the Secret Service since everyone knows who they are in a crowd?
When you have a butter bust of Barry it’s just too sexy to eat. But when you have a butter bust WALNUTS! you just remove a cancerous mole and voila! butter for your toast.
Now I will start sending tips about where Barry isn’t, but where he should not be.
1. Strip clubs
2. Whore houses
3. The White House (OOOOHHHHHH…..)
shortsshortsshorts: 4. My house.
shortsshortsshorts: Damn, I read that wrong. I thought it was, “where he should be.”
tunamelt: HAH! LOSE!
Actually, make sure you record it… you know… if he comes over. I’m not a gay man, but I would go down on that guy in the back of a limo.
gee… i guess i should’ve sent in my tip about Nancy Pelosi and Al Gore having a late night meeting …..
but ya know, its AL GORE…
obviously, they were just talking about the weather…
tunamelt: Freudian slip. That is because you know deep in your heart that his proper place is with me.
tunamelt: shortsshortsshorts: 5. At home watching the Drudge Report.
anabellum: I saw Hillary outside the LA Times building back when she was running; I texted all my friends and they were like, “Did you ask her to make you a sandwich?”
He’s the candidate I’d smoke a joint with. But no hard stuff. I’ve got to work in the morning.
tunamelt: pictures?……im going to knock off her entire pantsuit collection and market it to Target….
iwillsavethispatient: That’s “white culture” to be more accurate. And yours was my sentiment exactly, when I heard that he had even walked INTO the WSC in Dupont (and wasn’t gay.)
SayItWithWookies: No a boring choice for VP
not
a drugged out homosexual with a boring blog.
understandable confusion though. you are forgiven
anabellum: I had a terrible cell phone pic but I deleted it. She was wearing the pink one.
tunamelt: ahhh…i know it well…
pink…the last hope of gracelessly fading…
i think i saw his mini-motorcade driving down new hampshire at like 5:15? or it was another jackass who felt the need to drive around with secret service. it’s dc, anything is possible!
Did it occur to any of you that Obama has been so torn over his VP choice because he is trying to find a way to name himself as his own VP? Oh, the presumptuousness!
anabellum: forgot the THE…hon…
The Gracelessly fading..
Landstander: Jesus is his veep.
I saw Barry stealing candy from a child and slapping an old lady on Howard Street last week.
… well you know it could have been anyone but I can tell you it was a black man, about 6′2″.
“I saw Barack Obama at the Dupont WSC this morning at 6:45 (7.29.08). He looked way too skinny, a little lost, and had his tshirt tucked into his track pants. Weird.”
That’s… almost romantic. Except for the tucked-in T-shirt. Why does Barry turn into Urkel the second the cameras are pointed elsewhere?
I saw Barry placing bombs all over NYC last month.
I saw Barry making potty jokes about teh black people.
shortsshortsshorts: I saw Barry making potty.
shortsshortsshorts: I saw Barry making man-made AIDS bombs in SF last decade.
tunamelt:
5. Near my wife.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: I saw Barry. Someone hold me while I hyperventilate into a bag.
Skinny, shirt tucked into track pants, slightly lost looking…Barry remeinds me of that Erkel kid.
Funny. You never see them together..
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Obama! (TM)
CollegeStudent: Actually, I haven’t been forgiven in decades.
as long as he’s not hanging out at Adams Morgan… what a big tool box that area is… except for that one falafel shop…mmm, terrorist meat balls
actually the AM neighborhood itself isn’t too bad, but the kiddies and clubbies are the worst
CRYSTAL CITY RESTAURANT ALL THE WAY!!!
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Now that’s a “Dirty Bomb” you can Believe In!