The RNC Is On Fire Today (Not Literally)

Working for the Republican National Committee would be so freaking fun. When your electorate consists of the dumbest shits in the country, even the simplest, most transparent appeals to nativism, homophobia, or provincialism will preserve your monolithic base's loyalty for decades. And so here's the latest creative output from the RNC -- which, along with BarackBook.com, constitutes the "July 29 RNC Twofer." It is a comical video about what an Obama commercial in Germany would look like. Deep techno beats, robots, gay flashing colors, David Hasselhoff, anti-American German interviews, various other Eurotrash tropes. And youmustwatch the very end. Oh, it's really not an option. [ YouTube ]