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Kerry's O-FaceHere’s your beloved 2004 presidential loser John Kerry, enjoying a “B.J.” on the docks of Nantucket, where he encountered a “party boat” full of these gals, especially this one with the “penis straw” (for practice) and then this one with the “crotch shot.” All of this is on, of course, because John Kerry is the new whoever-they-write-about guy!

John Kerry, of course, issues statements about everything, so it’s no surprise his office would issue some lame statement about this outrage of teen alcoholism and fatness:

“As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story”

And you know what? That’s probably the truth.

Then the girls and their cardboard suitcase of Bud Lite got back on the S.S. Tacky and immediately sank to the bottom, where they were all eaten by lobsters.

John Kerry For Party President [TMZ]

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