Moonie Times: Jon Voight's Insane Op-Ed Rant Against Barack Obama

The batshit crazy Washington Times published a hilarious column from creepy actor Jon Voight yesterday, and we missed it, because who reads the fucking Moonie Times , right? Fortunately a tipster has sent us the article and good freaking lord: "The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way. It seems to me that if Mr. Obama wins the presidential election, then Messrs. Farrakhan, Wright, Ayers and Pfleger will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America." Many trees were killed so that they could be soaked in this ink.

Commence, thespian:

We, as parents, are well aware of the importance of our teachers who teach and program our children. We also know how important it is for our children to play with good-thinking children growing up.

Voight's child, for example, started drinking at like nine years old, married a piece of old white trash whose blood she carried in a necklace, and eventually stole hundreds of children from poor people around the world -- all because of her father's "programming." And man oh man, did Voight program her into a hot dish or what! We digress:

Sen. Barack Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people: the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, William Ayers and Rev. Michael Pfleger. We cannot say we are not affected by teachers who are militant and angry. We know too well that we become like them, and Mr. Obama will run this country in their mindset.

Oh yes, all these people he met as anadult. Who's angry, again?

If Mr. Obama had his way, he would have pulled our troops from Iraq years ago and initiated an unprecedented bloodbath, turning over that country to the barbarianism of our enemies. With what he has openly stated about his plans for our military, and his lack of understanding about the true nature of our enemies, there's not a cell in my body that can accept the idea that Mr. Obama can keep us safe from the terrorists around the world, and from Iran, which is making great strides toward getting the atomic bomb. And while a misleading portrait of Mr. Obama is being perpetrated by a media controlled by the Democrats, the Obama camp has sent out people to attack the greatness of Sen. John McCain, whose suffering and courage in a Hanoi prison camp is an American legend.

Here is a picture of American Legend John McCain in Vietnam:

Oops, wrong picture! Where were we here... someone wrote an op-ed about something or other, hmm?

 VOIGHT: My concerns for America [Washington Times]