Wonkette
- John McCain’s advance team could learn a few tricks from the Beijing Olympics organizers, who have shown a kind of genius for papering over their city’s flaws. [New York Times]
- Quit chewing on that rubber ducky. Congress has banned several more exciting toxins found in common plastics. [Washington Post]
- Starbucks joins Australia’s elite group of rare and endangered species as the company moves to close 61 of its 84 stores there. [Wall Street Journal]
- Pakistan vowed to start knockin’ skulls in tribal areas that serve as safe havens for Al Qaeda and Afghan rebels, but U.S. officials were skeptical about how successful this effort would be. [Los Angeles Times]
- Nancy Pelosi is a control freak. [The Hill]
- John McCain feels overlooked and frustrated. [Politico]
DAILY BRIEFING
>>Used for decades in plastic production, the chemicals are now thought to act as hormones and cause reproductive problems, especially in boys.
That explains the nice tits I’ve obtained over that past few years.
“John McCain feels overlooked and frustrated.”
Enough about his marriage, we should be talking about the campaign.
A Starbucks costs almost as much as a pint of beer. Given that choice, the Aussies I’ve known would rather get their drunk on then drink some fancy pants dingo piss Yank coffee.
Heh on Exxon. Silly Exxon. Given a choice between money or healthy balls, balls usually win.
ManchuCandidate: This just proves that Australians have the right priorities.
Could anyone tell me why John McCain is running for president? He doesn’t seem interested in most of the issues, and even those he is interested in, like Iraq, his position is basically “don’t do anything different.” He apparently doesn’t like campaigning all that much, and in any case isn’t very good at it.
In fact, since he stopped showing up in the Senate around the beginning of the year, it’s sort of like he’s retired on the job. John McCain - ultimate government worker?
What kind of geek farts in the bathtub and then bites the rubber duck? Sheesh.
4tehlulz:
Perhaps Mommies need to keep dildos out of their little boys’ reach.
There were only 84 Starbucks in Australia? How did they get so lucky?
It’s good to know that Pelosi is running the “People’s house,” getting all the busy work of the PEeples done, like fellating the President and his evil henchmen.
But I worry about Reid and the “House of the Gods.”
Godless Liberal *:
They were already annoyed by the American Qwik-Kraps and Jiffy-Shits that invaded the once remote and undisturbed Alice Springs and vicinity.
“McCain is snakebit,” lamented one longtime Bush loyalist.
…before returning to his wicker basket.
New button slogan -
John McCain: Pay Attention to Me, Dammit
Servo: I am just saying, I think there are more Starbucks in Ala-fucking-bama than that.
Also,
‘“Tougher ads are in store for Obama this week,” according to a McCain source.’
Ooooh, so scary.
4tehlulz: Nice tits you say (slicks back hair) Why hello
Godless Liberal *: Its karma payback for being Australian, poor loves.
“White House spokesman Tony Fratto said that President Bush opposes the ban but that it is too early to say whether he will veto the measure”
That’s our prezitard — keeping the world safe for endocrine-disrupting space-age polymers.
Servo: You’ll have to pry my dildo away from my cold dead ass!