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Four-year-old lazy greaseball European gay Himmler-phile Barack Obama continues to be too effete for the United States. He just got back from his stupid trip to Nowheresville, Iraq and pinko Europe and he’s already planning another trip out of the country — this time to “Hawaii,” the main island of Indonesia, where he grew up as a Muslim with pineapples as his only loser friends. From the Washington Post: “Sen. Barack Obama, preparing for the Democratic National Convention and the long march to November, plans to spend about a week in Hawaii in mid-August, mostly on vacation.” We look forward to Maureen Dowd’s interpretation of this on… well whatever day her weird column comes out. [WP/The Trail]
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5:19 PM
on Mon July 28 2008
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Jim Newell
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Maybe he’ll get a tan. That’ll increase the bitters’ confidence in him.
I hope he’s careful over there — wasn’t RFK eaten by a shark in August?
Maybe he can invite John Kerry to go with him. He can teach Barry how to windsurf and do all thoes other things that elitists like.
Note to Barry: Do not take a 3 hour cruise on a boat captained by a fat guy in a blue shirt and his pot smoking first mate.
Here’s hoping that he does his first speech when he gets back wearing a “I got Lei’d in Hawaii” t-shirt.
Mo Dowd has to find some movie that no one has ever seen to compare Barry’s vacation to. Didn’t Elvis do a movie in Hawaii? Is Barack the new Elvis? Yes, THAT’S IT!
There’s probably a Jihad Muslim convention in Hawaii that week.
ManchuCandidate: It’s funny, because Barry is totally the Professor.
Barack is going back to the non-American place of his birth for vacation? Quick, someone get Fox News and Ed Hale on a conference call, I think we may have something here! Keep your eyes peeled guys, this is going to be all over every news channel in a few days!
*now, to just Hale-ify it…*
Baruck HUSSEIN Ob(s?)ama is goin back 2 the non-USsy plac where he was bornd for vacay? Quic some1 get Fox Nws n Edd Hle on the fone i thik thiis is storie! keep wachin guys these is goina be all over all the tvs in a 2 daiys…
Maureen Dowd is too busy fucking one of her sources to come up with anything remotely unclever this time. How about calling him the Koranasaurus Rex this week, O’ Sassy One?
Cut Barry some slack, people! His grammy lives in Honolulu; when was the last time he visited?
I bet this is where he puts the lime in the coconut.
I think he should begin spelling his name O’Bama, an Irish pol from Chicago. My last girlfriend left me for a Black Cuban guy named O’Reilly so maybe it’s just sour grapes dribbling down my chin?
wallythepug: Is that his white racist Kansas grandma you’re talking about? WTF - he should be vacationing in a battleground state. I hear Ohio is lovely in August.
Pineapple Express, Dude!
Watch out for the ancient tiki.
Yes we can, signed kumoniwannalieya
The Incomparable Tiny Valdez: Your avatar makes me horny and your name can toss my salad.
We’re just all jealous.
Would “change” encompass Spam in the White House?
Is John MehCain going to go back to Panama?
I understand that because of her campaign debt, Hillary has been forced to take a “staycation” in Chappaqua.
does this vacation mean Barry will pass up yet ANOTHER chance to visit injured vets????
Faux News will be appalled…
How long has Hawaii been a state anyway? Clearly not long enough to adopt an American name, JUST LIKE OBAMA!
Having just returned from Hawaii I can attest that it is not any part of Indonesia but it is 8 of the 3000 islands of Japan.
Obama is so clearly a Buddhist terrorist, I don’t know how any of us could have missed this.
Huh. What do you know, I’ll be in Hawaii mid-August too. Not on Oahu though, on Maui. I hope he swings by.
Five bucks says there’ll be more “beach babe” shots. That’s probably why he’s been working out so much lately - to look his best when those unauthorized candids hit the stands.
Ooooh! Ooooh! Now we get to see Michelle in a bathing suit!!
anabellum: i think it far more likely faux news will be ‘appaulled’
Pimpapples?
Barry’s just trying to stay as far away from wounded soldiers as possible.
magic titty: Koranasurus Strikes Black!
“We look forward to Maureen Dowd’s interpretation of this”
Methinks it will involve the word “Magnum”…she’s so easy. I mean that in all senses of the word.
ShortShadey: Take it from me: Ohio sucks in August. 99% Humidity and all that. I’d rather be in Honolulu too.
Pineapples as his only loser friends? You’re thinking of SpongeBarack Squarepants.
ManchuCandidate: tunamelt: In the timeless Ginger vs. Mary Ann debate, I choose Ginger as played by Liz Kucinich.
tunamelt:
Beat me to it. Yep, Obama HAS to be cast as the Professor.
You just know this man was very excited to run the projector back in high school.
Terry: Quote (more or less) from Back to the Beach. Bob Denver (aka Gilligan) does a cameo as a bartender.
“Want to hear something funny? I was stuck on a deserted island for three years with the smartest man in the world, but he couldn’t fix a two-foot hole in a boat.”