Wonkette
Ha ha, these people are funny because they named their magazine “Paranoia,” meaning they recognize that they are simply insane people with a printing press. [Reason]
SUMMER READING
Man, you can attach Barry’s picture to anything and sell a lot of it. This is why he should be on the $1 dollar bill.
Does it have anything about Barry being a secret Muslim?
SuperRounder: To appease these folks a $666 dollar BarryBill should be circulated.
But when are they going to put Barry on the cover of “High Times”?
Paranoia will destroy ya.
But first, we have to allow the government to dumb us down.
NoWireHangers: Barry’s holding out for Juggs.
With Barack Obama on the cover and a title of “Paranoia” I can tell who runs this magazine: Republicans.
Shouldn’t the cover be in ALL CAPS? This may be a CIA plant.
Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean Reagan didn’t give me a raging case of AIDS.
This is like that special blend of pre-internet crazy that hands out leaflets on buses. Oh, nostalgia.
I want to believe.
“Fall Issue” LOL. “Display until December 2008.”
Someone is going to be hired at a newstand, get to know everyone, move up to Assistant Manager, have a blow out with the boss and get fired all while this magazine is still sitting on the shelf.
Any rag called Paranoia that only comes out quarterly is not trying.
Barry’s tie and the Rev’s nautical blouse are in my head, telling me to shoot up a post office and smear applesauce on my pudgy, naked ass.
It’s the special annual issue of the New Yorker. Like for Sport Illustrated.
Things I believe: AIDS is man made
Governments lie to the people as a matter of course
9/11 was an inside job
Someone other than Lee Harvey Oswald shot John Kennedy
The Kennedys killed Marilyn
Thomas Jefferson fucked Sally Hemmings- repeatedly
I don’t think that means I’m paranoid. I prefer to think of myself as well informed.
OMG - do I have to explain satire to you people? This cover is what is commonly known as a “caricature”. Subscribers of Paranoia magazine know full well that Wall Street, like Hollywood, is run by the Gay Mafia.
Snark? Meh! Too easy…
Sad fact? Paranoia’s regularly closer to the truth than the NYT…
But, hey, with all the Hope & Change & Rainbows & Unicorns, the future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades. I bought these cool wraparounds in Bono Red(tm) from the Illuminati while I was passing through Bavaria filming “The Beer Hunter.”
My subscription to Parnoia was delivered late. Coincidence?!?!?!
Is it just me or are they intimating with that photo and caption that Barry *is* “Man-Made AIDS”?
that is totally Oprah in the background
PoliticalGraffiti: Oh Ok - I thought it was Tiffany from I Love New York.
Has the good reverend been moonlighting as a bartender on the starship Enterprise? Or maybe he’s decided people will take him seriously if he delivers his “Pappy Bush concoted the AIDS in a secret lab in Reston VA” speech dressed like a Vulcan. Those fuckers are wicked logical.
SuperRounder: “Man, you can attach Barry’s picture to anything and sell a lot of it. This is why he should be on the $1 dollar bill.”
–the problem is that the $1 bill is worth like 25 cents. Oh, but if you think Zimbabwe currency that is like $25billion. And by the time you read this like $50billion
SuperRounder: The “the $1 dollar bill”? Can you get one of those at an ATM machine after you enter your PIN number?
jagorev: The sad thing is, the way “ATM” and “PIN” get popularly used, that’s exactly right.
Ah, Whitey Streiber and Mind Control….the purrrfect black veep to “Too White” Barry Osama…and he writes, too!
http://www.unknowncountry.com/
Check this:
“Human beings are not that simple, and the visitors certainly aren’t.
I think that their society is a lot more complex than ours, and ours is hardly good or evil. Human life is all shadings in between. Are your friends and family good or evil? Or, how about you? Have you never done anything evil? I know I have, and I doubt that there is a single human being alive over the age of ten or so without similar regrets.
But it gets even more complicated.”
Meh!