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John McCain Got A Hip Replacement Viral Video!


Finally, John McCain has his own hit Free.Willy a.m. video viral hit, “John I Am.” Who knew his senile jabbering would sound this stupid and crazy set to music, too? [YouTube/Election08]


12:43 PM on Mon July 28 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Are we time travelling? I mean, isn’t this kind of a few months old?

  2. Ken Layne says at 12:46 pm, July 28th, 2008

    sezme: Oh gosh, a few months old! Thanks for keeping the Internet Calendar. How’s that pay?

  3. Serolf Divad says at 12:50 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Ken Layne:

    But Ken… A few months ago is like 10 years in Internet Time, of course 10,000 internet years from now is like 18 months from now in Internet tTme, so maybe that’s what McCain meant? I’ll have to check the google and get back to you.

  4. This is teh funny.

  5. Canuckledragger says at 12:50 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Hopey had Scarlett Johansson and Wally’s got…. Mary Pickford?

  6. thatonegirlsays says at 12:53 pm, July 28th, 2008

    He has that old man voice down pat.

  7. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 12:56 pm, July 28th, 2008

    This is indeed both funny and–in terms of the internets–old. Just like McCain. Except for the funny part.

  8. eyesfriedopen says at 12:56 pm, July 28th, 2008

    I do not like him on a bus
    I do not like him in a truss
    I do not like him with his cunt
    As Mittens says, that dog don’t hunt
    I do not like his puppy, Sam
    I do not like him, John I am.

  9. columnv says at 12:59 pm, July 28th, 2008

    The Internets are old.

  10. Ken Layne: Oh, I’m a billionaire ten times over. Roughly.

  11. sezme: In internet dollars.

  12. BernardFarquart says at 1:08 pm, July 28th, 2008

    sezme: Wonkette VanWinkle?

  13. Bandito says at 1:09 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Ken Layne: I always thought the Barely Political about picking lettuce in Yuma was better:

    http://www.barelypolitical.com/bp-music-videos/episode/noyoucant

  14. RuperttheBear says at 1:10 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Ken Layne: I think “old” on the internets means “I saw this already.” So, yeah, I’m gonna go see The Dark Knight again today. Anyhoo…

  15. PoliticalGraffiti says at 1:11 pm, July 28th, 2008

    sezme: so many old tubes…like our old tuber editors

  16. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:24 pm, July 28th, 2008

    WHY IS THIS PLACE SO VIOLENT?

  17. Carrie_Okie says at 1:29 pm, July 28th, 2008

    um…
    Walnuts may be running the most retarded campaign EVARR.

    http://snipurl.com/36lsq
    [www_crooksandliars_com]

  18. Ok, as Keeper of the Internet Calendar, and because I never need to go to any sites other that our Wonkette, I’ll quantify my assertion by pointing to the date of Feb 11 as Ye Internette Olde Tymes when Jim (First!) Newell linked to this video, which is where and when I first saw it forever the end.

  19. slavojzizek says at 1:36 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Worse still, I actually heard this featured on NPR a while back. How ancient does that make it?

  20. slavojzizek says at 1:37 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Ken Layne: All would be forgiven if you track down an updated version that includes the ‘hot water bottles for dehydrated babies’ and ‘lose a war to win an election’ gems.

  21. problemwithcaring says at 1:52 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Today is a slow news day. I wish they would just assinate Barry tonight instead of waiting til September…I mean…oops.

  22. RuperttheBear says at 3:10 pm, July 28th, 2008

    slavojzizek: Uh oh. That makes it doofy, too. Doofy in the “we’re all going to make our christmas presents this year” kind of way.

  23. heyzeus says at 4:12 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Jesus, Ken, you’re a douche. The date’s right on the fucking thing and it was already
    linked on Wonkette. Ripping on someone for pointing out that you’re a shitty editor is
    pathetic. Loser.

  24. heyzeus: wow. Up the doseage.

  25. Wrongavore says at 4:21 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Bra this is from like April my frat bros and I watched this after we saw the Pope at Yankee Stadium bra.

  26. heyzeus: Wrongavore: Bra? Douche? I’m with shortsshortsshorts.

  27. blackdontcrack says at 11:47 am, July 29th, 2008

    hey, Who’s that white boy in the suit about 17 seconds into the video? He’s kinda hot.

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