• February 15, 2012


Finally, John McCain has his own hit Free.Willy a.m. video viral hit, “John I Am.” Who knew his senile jabbering would sound this stupid and crazy set to music, too? [YouTube/Election08]

{ 27 comments }

sezme July 28, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Are we time travelling? I mean, isn’t this kind of a few months old?

Ken Layne July 28, 2008 at 12:46 pm

[re=45330]sezme[/re]: Oh gosh, a few months old! Thanks for keeping the Internet Calendar. How’s that pay?

Serolf Divad July 28, 2008 at 12:50 pm

[re=45335]Ken Layne[/re]:

But Ken… A few months ago is like 10 years in Internet Time, of course 10,000 internet years from now is like 18 months from now in Internet tTme, so maybe that’s what McCain meant? I’ll have to check the google and get back to you.

kudzu July 28, 2008 at 12:50 pm

This is teh funny.

Canuckledragger July 28, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Hopey had Scarlett Johansson and Wally’s got…. Mary Pickford?

thatonegirlsays July 28, 2008 at 12:53 pm

He has that old man voice down pat.

BobLoblawLawBlog July 28, 2008 at 12:56 pm

This is indeed both funny and–in terms of the internets–old. Just like McCain. Except for the funny part.

eyesfriedopen July 28, 2008 at 12:56 pm

I do not like him on a bus
I do not like him in a truss
I do not like him with his cunt
As Mittens says, that dog don’t hunt
I do not like his puppy, Sam
I do not like him, John I am.

columnv July 28, 2008 at 12:59 pm

The Internets are old.

sezme July 28, 2008 at 1:01 pm

[re=45335]Ken Layne[/re]: Oh, I’m a billionaire ten times over. Roughly.

sezme July 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm

[re=45370]sezme[/re]: In internet dollars.

BernardFarquart July 28, 2008 at 1:08 pm

[re=45330]sezme[/re]: Wonkette VanWinkle?

Bandito July 28, 2008 at 1:09 pm

[re=45335]Ken Layne[/re]: I always thought the Barely Political about picking lettuce in Yuma was better:

http://www.barelypolitical.com/bp-music-videos/episode/noyoucant

RuperttheBear July 28, 2008 at 1:10 pm

[re=45335]Ken Layne[/re]: I think “old” on the internets means “I saw this already.” So, yeah, I’m gonna go see The Dark Knight again today. Anyhoo…

PoliticalGraffiti July 28, 2008 at 1:11 pm

[re=45330]sezme[/re]: so many old tubes…like our old tuber editors

shortsshortsshorts July 28, 2008 at 1:24 pm

WHY IS THIS PLACE SO VIOLENT?

Carrie_Okie July 28, 2008 at 1:29 pm

um…
Walnuts may be running the most retarded campaign EVARR.

http://snipurl.com/36lsq
[www_crooksandliars_com]

sezme July 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Ok, as Keeper of the Internet Calendar, and because I never need to go to any sites other that our Wonkette, I’ll quantify my assertion by pointing to the date of Feb 11 as Ye Internette Olde Tymes when Jim (First!) Newell linked to this video, which is where and when I first saw it forever the end.

slavojzizek July 28, 2008 at 1:36 pm

[re=45342]Serolf Divad[/re]: Worse still, I actually heard this featured on NPR a while back. How ancient does that make it?

slavojzizek July 28, 2008 at 1:37 pm

[re=45335]Ken Layne[/re]: All would be forgiven if you track down an updated version that includes the ‘hot water bottles for dehydrated babies’ and ‘lose a war to win an election’ gems.

problemwithcaring July 28, 2008 at 1:52 pm

Today is a slow news day. I wish they would just assinate Barry tonight instead of waiting til September…I mean…oops.

RuperttheBear July 28, 2008 at 3:10 pm

[re=45431]slavojzizek[/re]: Uh oh. That makes it doofy, too. Doofy in the “we’re all going to make our christmas presents this year” kind of way.

heyzeus July 28, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Jesus, Ken, you’re a douche. The date’s right on the fucking thing and it was already
linked on Wonkette. Ripping on someone for pointing out that you’re a shitty editor is
pathetic. Loser.

Tawmn July 28, 2008 at 4:19 pm

[re=45766]heyzeus[/re]: wow. Up the doseage.

Wrongavore July 28, 2008 at 4:21 pm

Bra this is from like April my frat bros and I watched this after we saw the Pope at Yankee Stadium bra.

sezme July 28, 2008 at 6:57 pm

[re=45766]heyzeus[/re]: [re=45789]Wrongavore[/re]: Bra? Douche? I’m with shortsshortsshorts.

blackdontcrack July 29, 2008 at 11:47 am

hey, Who’s that white boy in the suit about 17 seconds into the video? He’s kinda hot.

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