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Hot Internet Web Site For Obamatards Looking For Love

by Sara K. Smith  9:25 am July 28, 2008

Web design by Harriet Christian
It’s no Hillary Clinton Supporters for John McCain, but this site is still what one Project Runway contestant might call a HOT TRANNY MESS. From the misspelled headline to the two alluring singles named “test” and “test2,” it has more than a whiff of the amateur…what is this, an FBI honeypot? Is Dick Cheney collecting email addresses off this thing? [Supports Obama and Single]

{ 36 comments }

ManchuCandidate July 28, 2008 at 9:34 am

Looks better than eHarmony because it’s not eHarmony. Besides, Barry’s pretty much the devil to eHarmony anyways as it frowns upon that whole idea of interracial loving.

AngryBlakGuy July 28, 2008 at 9:34 am

…any website where I wont end up on an MSNBC “To Catch A Predator” special is fine with me!

PoliticalGraffiti July 28, 2008 at 9:36 am

is it so hard to find an Obama supporter that you need to look online? or are they trying to be secretive (like theyre all registered repubs)?

RuperttheBear July 28, 2008 at 9:37 am

Like test, I too am seeking anything. For breakfast. I haven’t had breakfast yet.

WadISay July 28, 2008 at 9:44 am

McCain’s on-line store has one that says “Supports McCain and recently widowed”.

Serolf Divad July 28, 2008 at 9:46 am

Single White Male Obama supporter seeks Single Female Obama supporter for lots of hot, wet, steamy Hope and Change! Must be willing to overlook the fact that I am not, nor ever will be as sexy as the man himself.

Delicious July 28, 2008 at 9:46 am

Do you need astroglide when you “suppots” Obama?

AngryBlakGuy July 28, 2008 at 9:49 am

…for the past week I have had the strangest urge to “SWIM”!?

Canuckledragger July 28, 2008 at 9:51 am

Well, that site’s a ripoff. When I saw “featured member,” I thought for sure we’d get a peek at a large mocha coloured schvantz. Nothing but fuckin’ foliage.

And the spelling is a dead giveaway. Ed Hale strikes again.

Godless Liberal * July 28, 2008 at 9:57 am

I know where I’m going to troll for some strange.

gurukalehuru July 28, 2008 at 9:58 am

An r in the word is O.K., people, just not -R after the name. Good luck with the site, though. I’m all for Obamalove.

pondscum July 28, 2008 at 9:58 am

Just be glad it’s not a “Singles boycotting McDonald’s” site…

jagorev July 28, 2008 at 9:58 am

[re=45162]PoliticalGraffiti[/re]: Since I live among the hipsters in Brooklyn, it is literally impossible to pick up anyone at a bar who is not already an Obamatard. I’m on the lookout for nubile young McCain supporters, because finding one would be so weird.

Q2 July 28, 2008 at 10:02 am

eHormony at its finest.

Deepthroat July 28, 2008 at 10:04 am

can we please all join this?

ManchuCandidate July 28, 2008 at 10:08 am

[re=45179]jagorev[/re]:
Heidi Montag.

Darehead July 28, 2008 at 10:13 am

Read thru the mirror, like another “member” here, it is STOP PUS.

I think it’s a Paultard inside joke — they’re the only ones with such bad spelling and grammar who would think of this. McCaintards are not familiar with the traditions of the Internets and besides they all belong to family-valued families, unless they are closeted gays.

jagorev July 28, 2008 at 10:23 am

[re=45187]ManchuCandidate[/re]: You must not have heard right, I said ‘nubile young thing’, not ‘plastic robot imported from China’.

Mo MoDo July 28, 2008 at 10:29 am

I suggest trolling German hotel gyms for hot reporter Obamatards.

ManchuCandidate July 28, 2008 at 10:33 am

[re=45190]jagorev[/re]:
Sorry, then if you’re looking for human then it’s Betty White.

columnv July 28, 2008 at 10:39 am

Has anyone gone to hcsfjm and listened to their live streaming radio recently?

Holy shit.

SayItWithWookies July 28, 2008 at 10:42 am

Whereas the frequency of the “Supports Ron Paul and Single” bumper stickers is just sad. (Note that the bumper sticker is actually in all caps, but I refuse to type it as such). It vastly outstripped the sales figures for “Supports Ron Paul and Naturally Tan” sticker.

NoWireHangers July 28, 2008 at 10:42 am

Half my volunteer work is because I’m hot for Barry and the other half is because I’m looking for hot sex with an idealistic young man. Carrying a tray of Obama cupcakes into the phone bank can only do so much. If this website gets up and running it would be like shooting hope in an empty barrel of Senator beer.

RuperttheBear July 28, 2008 at 11:20 am

[re=45207]columnv[/re]: Schweeet. “I like all of it but I don’t think I like the blood part.”

That’s the most “erabic” thing I’ve heard in weeks.

pdiddycornchips July 28, 2008 at 11:30 am

Sad. I expected more from the well oiled Obama campaign team. Something like Nerve.com only with more flava. I’m pretty sure our 42nd president already has his profile up. They’re exactly his type.

tunamelt July 28, 2008 at 11:42 am

[re=45213]NoWireHangers[/re]: Mixing business with pleasure!

shortsshortsshorts July 28, 2008 at 11:54 am

DUDEZ I HAVE BEEN LAIDZ LIKE OVER AND OVER FROM THIS HERE THING.

Teh ladies are like “uhh I gonna eat organic vegetarian giblets” and the dudez are like UHHH ya SEXY organic giblets.

ronaldpagan July 28, 2008 at 12:11 pm

Dude just volunteer for his campaign…Hope is the greatest aphrodisiac of all.

Redhead July 28, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Ummm… did anyone else notice that half the members aren’t from the US, or even from North America? I mean I guess I’m happy that people from Nepal and India like Hopey (it does make a nice change over the past eight years when everyone but a fraction of the US hated Bush), but does that seem a little strange to anyone else?

Mumble Softly July 28, 2008 at 12:34 pm

Has anyone contemplated a Wonkette based dating site? I would be so there, as I am; caring intelligent, loving, and sure to make the right girl really happy.

Please reply if interested :-)

NoWireHangers July 28, 2008 at 1:47 pm

“Supports Obama and Single” = SOS

pattycake July 28, 2008 at 1:58 pm

[re=45311]Mumble Softly[/re]: please post your FICO score.

puncherlikepavilk July 28, 2008 at 2:12 pm

It looks like the NOOBAMA spammers have created a phising website. Oh No they are evolving.

capt. tim July 28, 2008 at 2:20 pm

suppot is just the verb for applying a suppository.

midwestern_grad July 28, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Suppot? is that like pot for supper? that’d be nice.

Lazy Media July 28, 2008 at 7:41 pm

That site is AGEIST and PREJUDICE against Hillary supporters!!1! The oldest you can be for yourself or the one you are seeking is 73!1!! Many Americans are older than 73, NOOBAMA, didn’t you know that?! Just because Africans don’t live that long dosn’t mean that we do not!!!!111!!

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