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MSNBC: Lindsey Graham Is A Gay

This is from the very special MSNBC.com “Candidate Brain Trusts” section, where you can learn about all the terrible careerists advising Our Candidates. Apparently Sen. Lindsey Graham, who definitely talks like a Gay and is very unmarried, is, in fact, one of John McCain’s many secret gay friends in Congress. [MSNBC]


4:12 PM on Fri July 25 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:14 pm, July 25th, 2008

    …with a name like Lindsey, was there any doubt?!

  2. columnv says at 4:14 pm, July 25th, 2008

    His name is Lindsey. His parents were setting him up for a life of being the bottom.

  3. masterdebater says at 4:15 pm, July 25th, 2008

    This surprises no one. The guys name is Lindsey. It’s what they call, in poker, a “tell”.

  4. loudmouthredhead says at 4:15 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Hmm, Craig-ian slip?
    Would have been definitive if it was italicized or CAPS.

  5. loudmouthredhead says at 4:18 pm, July 25th, 2008

    columnv: + AngryBlakGuy:
    Named Lindsey + Republican + Shares a “Chamber” with Other Men + “Accidental” Outing via the Interwebz = Teh Ghey

  6. freakishlystrong says at 4:18 pm, July 25th, 2008

    One wonders…is Linds the husband or the wife?

  7. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 4:20 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Don’t forget that he is from the gayest state ever, my old back yard, South Carolina.

  8. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 4:20 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Duh.

  9. masterdebater says at 4:21 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Wow, we all went for the name thing…by republican exegesis that makes it true.

  10. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 4:21 pm, July 25th, 2008

    loudmouthredhead: I thought it was “= tube guy”

  11. We need a “Gay South Carolina” tag, this is like the third gay story in two weeks out of that state.

  12. WhatTheHeck says at 4:23 pm, July 25th, 2008

    This is the closest he’s been out of the closet and this should be the closer on the subject.

  13. keepinitrealyo says at 4:25 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Yes, all truths of the world are eventually reviled through typos.

  14. loquaciousmusic says at 4:25 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Hey, now! There are so many NOT GAY men named Lindsey!

    1) Lindsey Buckingham, from Fleetwood Mac
    2)

    Uh…

    2)

    Mmmm…

    2)

    Oh, fuck it. Lindsey Graham takes it up the cornhole.

  15. ManchuCandidate says at 4:25 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Larry Craig was one of McCain’s Closet friends, too, if I recall.

  16. pondscum says at 4:26 pm, July 25th, 2008

    I thought that said Canadian Brain Trust and was looking for Doug Mackenzie.

  17. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:31 pm, July 25th, 2008

    …well its not gay if you don’t swallow! So YES he is gay then!

  18. freakishlystrong says at 4:35 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Where’s the “douchbag” tag?

  19. NebraskashireGentry says at 4:35 pm, July 25th, 2008

    I’m curious to know Senator Graham’s whereabouts when Richard Simmons stormed Capitol Hill.

  20. SayItWithWookies says at 4:35 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Charlie Crist is going to be green with envy…

  21. McCain starts GOP fundraiser speeches with “My closet friends.”

  22. ManchuCandidate: More of a Public Restroom friend, really.

  23. loudmouthredhead says at 5:50 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Godot: Damn! I totally forgot about that!
    “Thouth Carolina ith thoooooooooo Gay!” (how does one SPELL a lisp?)

  24. tonashideska says at 6:04 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Lets not forget that he spent yesterday eating sausages with McCain.

  25. Mahousu says at 8:02 pm, July 25th, 2008

    If you look at the related headlines below the graphic, one of them is on “McCain’s Viagra moment.” Good to see he’ll be ready.

  26. Texan Bulldoggette says at 8:27 pm, July 25th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: Better than that nasty Neutrogena SunTan in a Tube orange shade he usually sports.

    But, this is still a great subliminal typo!

  27. melving says at 8:45 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Who here didn’t know this already?

  28. Makeithurt says at 8:06 am, July 27th, 2008

    Lindsey Graham — a gay cracker.

  29. Darehead says at 7:08 pm, July 27th, 2008

    So many names, so little time. Maybe it’s my senility but Lindsey Graham or Phil Gramm? I know they are both crackers but I can’t get them straight

  30. josereyes.theroof says at 7:16 pm, July 27th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: … Thanks. Now I have “Cowboy Love” by the Rev. Horton Heat stuck in my head.

    Them cowboys will be green with envy/ when they see his cute behind.

    (& how that managed not to make it to the Brokeback score/soundtrack is beyond me.)

  31. Mr-Clark says at 9:35 pm, July 27th, 2008

    Jim Newell,

    Well, Cindy is gay. You can’t really believe she has sex with Midge?

    Sincerely and respectfully,

    Mr-Clark

  32. Sen Graham seems gay. He radiates ultra-lavender radiation. Reminds me of the gays we had in
    our barracks during the 1960s. Nothing wrong with being gay. But it would be better if he came out.

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