MSNBC: Lindsey Graham Is A Gay

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This is from the very special MSNBC.com “Candidate Brain Trusts” section, where you can learn about all the terrible careerists advising Our Candidates. Apparently Sen. Lindsey Graham, who definitely talks like a Gay and is very unmarried, is, in fact, one of John McCain’s many secret gay friends in Congress. [MSNBC]

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33 comments

  1. masterdebater

    This surprises no one. The guys name is Lindsey. It’s what they call, in poker, a “tell”.

  2. loudmouthredhead

    Hmm, Craig-ian slip?
    Would have been definitive if it was italicized or CAPS.

  3. loudmouthredhead

    [re=44669]columnv[/re]: + [re=44668]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
    Named Lindsey + Republican + Shares a “Chamber” with Other Men + “Accidental” Outing via the Interwebz = Teh Ghey

  4. NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    Don’t forget that he is from the gayest state ever, my old back yard, South Carolina.

  5. masterdebater

    Wow, we all went for the name thing…by republican exegesis that makes it true.

  6. Godot

    We need a “Gay South Carolina” tag, this is like the third gay story in two weeks out of that state.

  7. WhatTheHeck

    This is the closest he’s been out of the closet and this should be the closer on the subject.

  8. loquaciousmusic

    Hey, now! There are so many NOT GAY men named Lindsey!

    1) Lindsey Buckingham, from Fleetwood Mac
    2)

    Uh…

    2)

    Mmmm…

    2)

    Oh, fuck it. Lindsey Graham takes it up the cornhole.

  9. NebraskashireGentry

    I’m curious to know Senator Graham’s whereabouts when Richard Simmons stormed Capitol Hill.

  10. loudmouthredhead

    [re=44695]Godot[/re]: Damn! I totally forgot about that!
    “Thouth Carolina ith thoooooooooo Gay!” (how does one SPELL a lisp?)

  11. Mahousu

    If you look at the related headlines below the graphic, one of them is on “McCain’s Viagra moment.” Good to see he’ll be ready.

  12. Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=44732]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Better than that nasty Neutrogena SunTan in a Tube orange shade he usually sports.

    But, this is still a great subliminal typo!

  13. Darehead

    So many names, so little time. Maybe it’s my senility but Lindsey Graham or Phil Gramm? I know they are both crackers but I can’t get them straight

  14. josereyes.theroof

    [re=44732]SayItWithWookies[/re]: … Thanks. Now I have “Cowboy Love” by the Rev. Horton Heat stuck in my head.

    Them cowboys will be green with envy/ when they see his cute behind.

    (& how that managed not to make it to the Brokeback score/soundtrack is beyond me.)

  15. Mr-Clark

    Jim Newell,

    Well, Cindy is gay. You can’t really believe she has sex with Midge?

    Sincerely and respectfully,

    Mr-Clark

  16. cwg

    Sen Graham seems gay. He radiates ultra-lavender radiation. Reminds me of the gays we had in
    our barracks during the 1960s. Nothing wrong with being gay. But it would be better if he came out.

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