SECRETS  4:12 pm July 25, 2008

MSNBC: Lindsey Graham Is A Gay

by Jim Newell

This is from the very special “Candidate Brain Trusts” section, where you can learn about all the terrible careerists advising Our Candidates. Apparently Sen. Lindsey Graham, who definitely talks like a Gay and is very unmarried, is, in fact, one of John McCain’s many secret gay friends in Congress. [MSNBC]


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AngryBlakGuy July 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm

…with a name like Lindsey, was there any doubt?!

columnv July 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm

His name is Lindsey. His parents were setting him up for a life of being the bottom.

masterdebater July 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm

This surprises no one. The guys name is Lindsey. It’s what they call, in poker, a “tell”.

loudmouthredhead July 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Hmm, Craig-ian slip?
Would have been definitive if it was italicized or CAPS.

loudmouthredhead July 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm

[re=44669]columnv[/re]: + [re=44668]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
Named Lindsey + Republican + Shares a “Chamber” with Other Men + “Accidental” Outing via the Interwebz = Teh Ghey

freakishlystrong July 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm

One wonders…is Linds the husband or the wife?

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 25, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Don’t forget that he is from the gayest state ever, my old back yard, South Carolina.

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 25, 2008 at 4:20 pm


masterdebater July 25, 2008 at 4:21 pm

Wow, we all went for the name thing…by republican exegesis that makes it true.

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 25, 2008 at 4:21 pm

[re=44678]loudmouthredhead[/re]: I thought it was “= tube guy”

Godot July 25, 2008 at 4:22 pm

We need a “Gay South Carolina” tag, this is like the third gay story in two weeks out of that state.

WhatTheHeck July 25, 2008 at 4:23 pm

This is the closest he’s been out of the closet and this should be the closer on the subject.

keepinitrealyo July 25, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Yes, all truths of the world are eventually reviled through typos.

loquaciousmusic July 25, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Hey, now! There are so many NOT GAY men named Lindsey!

1) Lindsey Buckingham, from Fleetwood Mac





Oh, fuck it. Lindsey Graham takes it up the cornhole.

ManchuCandidate July 25, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Larry Craig was one of McCain’s Closet friends, too, if I recall.

pondscum July 25, 2008 at 4:26 pm

I thought that said Canadian Brain Trust and was looking for Doug Mackenzie.

AngryBlakGuy July 25, 2008 at 4:31 pm

…well its not gay if you don’t swallow! So YES he is gay then!

freakishlystrong July 25, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Where’s the “douchbag” tag?

NebraskashireGentry July 25, 2008 at 4:35 pm

I’m curious to know Senator Graham’s whereabouts when Richard Simmons stormed Capitol Hill.

SayItWithWookies July 25, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Charlie Crist is going to be green with envy…

AxmxZ July 25, 2008 at 5:14 pm

McCain starts GOP fundraiser speeches with “My closet friends.”

Godot July 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm

[re=44708]ManchuCandidate[/re]: More of a Public Restroom friend, really.

loudmouthredhead July 25, 2008 at 5:50 pm

[re=44695]Godot[/re]: Damn! I totally forgot about that!
“Thouth Carolina ith thoooooooooo Gay!” (how does one SPELL a lisp?)

tonashideska July 25, 2008 at 6:04 pm

Lets not forget that he spent yesterday eating sausages with McCain.

Mahousu July 25, 2008 at 8:02 pm

If you look at the related headlines below the graphic, one of them is on “McCain’s Viagra moment.” Good to see he’ll be ready.

Texan Bulldoggette July 25, 2008 at 8:27 pm

[re=44732]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Better than that nasty Neutrogena SunTan in a Tube orange shade he usually sports.

But, this is still a great subliminal typo!

melving July 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm

Who here didn’t know this already?

Makeithurt July 27, 2008 at 8:06 am

Lindsey Graham — a gay cracker.

Darehead July 27, 2008 at 7:08 pm

So many names, so little time. Maybe it’s my senility but Lindsey Graham or Phil Gramm? I know they are both crackers but I can’t get them straight

josereyes.theroof July 27, 2008 at 7:16 pm

[re=44732]SayItWithWookies[/re]: … Thanks. Now I have “Cowboy Love” by the Rev. Horton Heat stuck in my head.

Them cowboys will be green with envy/ when they see his cute behind.

(& how that managed not to make it to the Brokeback score/soundtrack is beyond me.)

Mr-Clark July 27, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Jim Newell,

Well, Cindy is gay. You can’t really believe she has sex with Midge?

Sincerely and respectfully,


cwg July 28, 2008 at 3:35 am

Sen Graham seems gay. He radiates ultra-lavender radiation. Reminds me of the gays we had in
our barracks during the 1960s. Nothing wrong with being gay. But it would be better if he came out.

Roscoe April 20, 2010 at 3:44 pm

And what about the crystal meth? Looks like crystal meth to me….

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