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This is from the very special “Candidate Brain Trusts” section, where you can learn about all the terrible careerists advising Our Candidates. Apparently Sen. Lindsey Graham, who definitely talks like a Gay and is very unmarried, is, in fact, one of John McCain’s many secret gay friends in Congress. [MSNBC]

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …with a name like Lindsey, was there any doubt?!

  • columnv

    His name is Lindsey. His parents were setting him up for a life of being the bottom.

  • masterdebater

    This surprises no one. The guys name is Lindsey. It’s what they call, in poker, a “tell”.

  • loudmouthredhead

    Hmm, Craig-ian slip?
    Would have been definitive if it was italicized or CAPS.

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=44669]columnv[/re]: + [re=44668]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
    Named Lindsey + Republican + Shares a “Chamber” with Other Men + “Accidental” Outing via the Interwebz = Teh Ghey

  • freakishlystrong

    One wonders…is Linds the husband or the wife?

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    Don’t forget that he is from the gayest state ever, my old back yard, South Carolina.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.


  • masterdebater

    Wow, we all went for the name thing…by republican exegesis that makes it true.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    [re=44678]loudmouthredhead[/re]: I thought it was “= tube guy”

  • Godot

    We need a “Gay South Carolina” tag, this is like the third gay story in two weeks out of that state.

  • WhatTheHeck

    This is the closest he’s been out of the closet and this should be the closer on the subject.

  • keepinitrealyo

    Yes, all truths of the world are eventually reviled through typos.

  • loquaciousmusic

    Hey, now! There are so many NOT GAY men named Lindsey!

    1) Lindsey Buckingham, from Fleetwood Mac





    Oh, fuck it. Lindsey Graham takes it up the cornhole.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Larry Craig was one of McCain’s Closet friends, too, if I recall.

  • pondscum

    I thought that said Canadian Brain Trust and was looking for Doug Mackenzie.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …well its not gay if you don’t swallow! So YES he is gay then!

  • freakishlystrong

    Where’s the “douchbag” tag?

  • NebraskashireGentry

    I’m curious to know Senator Graham’s whereabouts when Richard Simmons stormed Capitol Hill.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Charlie Crist is going to be green with envy…

  • AxmxZ

    McCain starts GOP fundraiser speeches with “My closet friends.”

  • Godot

    [re=44708]ManchuCandidate[/re]: More of a Public Restroom friend, really.

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=44695]Godot[/re]: Damn! I totally forgot about that!
    “Thouth Carolina ith thoooooooooo Gay!” (how does one SPELL a lisp?)

  • tonashideska

    Lets not forget that he spent yesterday eating sausages with McCain.

  • Mahousu

    If you look at the related headlines below the graphic, one of them is on “McCain’s Viagra moment.” Good to see he’ll be ready.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=44732]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Better than that nasty Neutrogena SunTan in a Tube orange shade he usually sports.

    But, this is still a great subliminal typo!

  • melving

    Who here didn’t know this already?

  • Makeithurt

    Lindsey Graham — a gay cracker.

  • Darehead

    So many names, so little time. Maybe it’s my senility but Lindsey Graham or Phil Gramm? I know they are both crackers but I can’t get them straight

  • josereyes.theroof

    [re=44732]SayItWithWookies[/re]: … Thanks. Now I have “Cowboy Love” by the Rev. Horton Heat stuck in my head.

    Them cowboys will be green with envy/ when they see his cute behind.

    (& how that managed not to make it to the Brokeback score/soundtrack is beyond me.)

  • Mr-Clark

    Jim Newell,

    Well, Cindy is gay. You can’t really believe she has sex with Midge?

    Sincerely and respectfully,


  • cwg

    Sen Graham seems gay. He radiates ultra-lavender radiation. Reminds me of the gays we had in
    our barracks during the 1960s. Nothing wrong with being gay. But it would be better if he came out.

  • Roscoe

    And what about the crystal meth? Looks like crystal meth to me….

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