Wonkette
Well. Here’s a trailer for some sort of secret potential series about rich, preppy, well-connected young people in Washington. Aside from the YouTube title — “DC PREP Trailer for Secret Television Series Coming Soon!” — the Internet is not telling us much more.
This is definitely not the LNS reality show, however, it’s fictional (although is there a difference anymore etc. etc.) The “creator” of the series is some actress named Cameron Goodman, who Wikipedia claims went to Georgetown for her college. So that makes sense. Anyway, watch the trailer for yourself. It is about rich blonde schoolgirls fucking Senators and Ben Bernanke and their children all the time.
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Screw the Iraq war and the trade deficit — we’re winning the rich douchebag manufacturing battle hands down! USA! USA! USA!
OUR NATION OF UNCONTROLLABLE TROLLS
- Tonight at 11.
Nice Ron Paul plug at 1:20…this is bullshit
Looks like Wonkette put to music!
I think they spelled “ambassedder” wrong. Idiots.
Wow! I wish my mom was an “ambasoder” or something equally fabulously important and misspelled.
What’s an ambasoder?
Please don’t let his ever air on actual television. It has to be the last sign of the Apocalypse. It just has to.
What’s an “Ambasoder” (about 0:43, which was as far as this was tolerable)?
Is “ambasoder” code for “rich persons toilet cleaner”?
Isn’t “Magic iMovie” fun?
I can “create” a series. Lots of young, hot, skinny, kids getting drunk and fucking all the time. It would work if you put it in DC or Kokomo, IN.
A real DC reality show would have all ugly people who stay at work too late in jobs that are far less important than we think and never get laid.
Of course, if your mother/father is any of those important people mentioned in the trailer, then that makes you at least 40 years old and saggy. This is just a G’town student’s fantasy of DC.
Hm. This show appears to have been created by someone who has never been anywhere near Washington, D.C.
so, DC is the center of the modern world?……yeah, and my backyards the source of the entire worlds gold supply…..
Shyte.
Tawmn: It’ll be gone Sunni.
I think all these people will be chopped up one by one in the woods, and then somebody will live. The End
So many assholes, so few bullets… I guess it was too much to hope for that ‘Manuel de Campo’ would be the Presdent’s son. Also, big thumbs down for crappy, awful, not very good theme song.
Not just “ambasoder,” they also spelled “Colombian” wrong. Try harder losers.
Also, unless DC secedes or a law school in NY starts its own principality, I’m pretty sure that there is no ‘Columbian Ambasoder’.
mookworthjwilson: indeed, what does “Columbian” mean?
I mean, look, I went to the same high school as the daughter of the Swedish ambassador. She was dropped off of a morning in a Volvo limousine. Nobody gave a crap.
This was in the 1990s, the glorious post-crack Barry years. Oh, what a charming stupid little city it used to be back when these new-style white people were too terrified to go near it.
Rich people don’t poop.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7457140802142500840
About halfway through this jerk-off film trailer, I see a Ron Paul bumper sticker. Ha! That’s it! It’s a Paultard’s fantasy of life in D.C., that’s why it makes no sense.
Secret meaning of video: Barry and WALNUTS will choose their VP candidates based on who has the sluttiest daughter?
This looks like a giant turd of a show. Tuesday Night Takedowns are so much better in my own mind.
I CAN HAZ AMB ASS ODOR?
new from scAmway…..better than a douche, better than a bidet…..the Amb-ass-o’dor [TM]…..
order now and we’ll include…the Lil’ Sin-ate Page [TM]….Americas favorite vibrator for those hard to reach muscles…
thats not all!….the first 500 orders get a free set of our Presi-dental Dams [TM]…she’ll luv them more than her autographed picture of Barry!!!!
KevoTron: oopps…that’ll teach me not to refresh the screen…didnt mean to steal your ’spelling’…kind of…whatever…know what i mean?
There are rich, white preppies in DC? I did not know that. I just assumed it was chock full of non-white, non-hard-working, people that want to steal my taxes moneys and, well, you know, like that. I know that most USAmericans can’t find DC on a map…because the radical left wing in the USAmerica doesn’t home school…I think.
This is the new LNS reality show on the newly-reformed CW (Crap and Waste) Network. The show is called “Survivor: LNS.”
It’s like Gossip Girl set in DC only way shittier.
I was just thinking that there was not enough programming that glorified assholes.
One of the related videos is “MILITARY HELICOPTER CRASHES AFTER CRAZY ASS SPIN WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and I totally agree with YouTube’s opinion.
Seriously though, don’t we all, in our heart of hearts, want it to be real? A real trailer for an actual series coming to CW this fall? I do. I’d watch every episode. Wonkette would have to create a permanent thread to hate on this thing. Hell, I’d line up to be an extra for one of the many scenes filmed at Third Edition. I want to be the guy who hits on the Jenna-character and gets his ass kicked by the cool Secret Service dude.
Awesome.
Amazingly. Not a real show, and not a real trailer.
What has reality television fucking done here?
This smacks of film school student spec video. Meaning, it’s just some fake-o crap video a film school student made to put in their portfolio and in no way represents anything that will ever actually be made.
The “real” DC Prep.
Fo rizzle, shawty…
Could substitute MGMT’s other nifty doodle keen ditty, “Kids”…lyrics are supremely fungible, in a Borgen Project sort of way.
Boring. Next!
“Columbia” has an ambassador. Well I always thought the campus was its own country in an otherwise diverse New York City.
Ambasoder is obviously an anagram for Red Obamas. Fucking Paultards.
will Miss Rain Day be making an appearance?
Well, they’ve done a nice job of making the guys look like total douchebags, but the girls all look like they just stepped out of Orange County, so on that alone, I say thumbs down.
grundle burrito: you beat me to it.
burton judson: I went to school with a Columbian. She had moved there from Columbia, South Carolina.
Stealth Liberal: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand exactly. Damnit, all my points have already been made.
anabellum: biter.
I enjoy the “satellite” shots they stole from “Enemy of the State.” Seems like a trailer someone made with friends and edited on their computer in hopes of drumming up interest from a real network.