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Enjoy Terry McAuliffe's RumjobTERRY MCAULIFFE IS SEXIST: Uh oh, it seems that comical former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe is drunk again. In an interview with some Virginia newspaper, he recommended Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine be selected as Obama’s second black vice president, and not Hillary! We think Terry McAuliffe should get the job because why not. [Falls Church News Press/HuffPo]


3:52 PM on Thu July 24 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. MrAgro says at 3:55 pm, July 24th, 2008

    oh no Terry! what did mean ol’ Hilz do to you? :(

  2. AnnieGetYourFun says at 3:59 pm, July 24th, 2008

    It’s guys like this that almost make we wish I had a television.

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 4:02 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Terry doesn’t exactly make his job look easy, but he does convey the impression that anyone could do it. Better.

  4. SuperRounder says at 4:06 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Didn’t he say not long ago that Biden was the guy? Terry, I don’t wanna fuck up your game here, but we’re starting to think everything you say is absolute bullshit. So, uh, you may wanna look into that.

  5. WaldoJeffersHead says at 4:07 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Love the pic! Looks like he’s about to throw a few back with Wall Street.

  6. graceless says at 4:07 pm, July 24th, 2008

    I miss the pic of him on the mechanical bull.

  7. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:07 pm, July 24th, 2008

    He sure is aggressively “WHO WILL GIVE ME MORE MONEY.” Or maybe he simply TOTALLY confident about whatever it is that he may be thinking at any given time, even if that thought changes.

  8. greatgooglymoogly says at 4:07 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Who?

    Anyway, if Kaine’s the VP, then Hillary can still hope for the No. 1 spot in August. Hope springs eternal, I guess.

    Sober up, Terry.

  9. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:10 pm, July 24th, 2008

    …will somebody get this guy into the Betty Ford clinic already?!

  10. freakishlystrong says at 4:19 pm, July 24th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: You’re Back!

  11. jasonelias says at 4:20 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Terry’s buggling probably helped Hillary get shit canned. I mean, she had a lot of help but Terry was a big-time enabler. Oh yeah, he’s an idiot.

  12. AngryBlakGuy: Maybe Robert Novak can drive him…

  13. freakishlystrong: he’s Blak

  14. freakishlystrong says at 4:24 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Tawmn: Y’know, I meant that and some lousy co-worker was babbling at me….

  15. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:28 pm, July 24th, 2008

    freakishlystrong: …yes and I brought all kinds of sub-saharan African diseases to spread amongst the populace!

  16. Scarab says at 4:29 pm, July 24th, 2008

    jasonelias:
    I think you made a typo: “Terry’s buggling probably helped Hillary get shit canned.”
    I think you meant ‘buggery’.

  17. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 4:32 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Well, if Terry said it, it’s definitely going to happen. I mean, really, Hilz got the nomination after he called that, and … oh, wait. Nevermind.

  18. freakishlystrong says at 4:37 pm, July 24th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Can we get it throught the interwebs?

  19. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:41 pm, July 24th, 2008

    …Terry Mcauliffe is like that guy at the party who is too drunk to realize that the girl he is hitting on is holding hands with a 6′7, 280lb Cro-Magnon Neandthal half breed. Its just a matter of time before they find his batterd and broken body in a ditch somewhere.

  20. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:44 pm, July 24th, 2008

    freakishlystrong: …Im not sure, but I suggest you put on a condom just in case.

  21. freakishlystrong says at 4:48 pm, July 24th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Er..I’m not sure they come in my size…

  22. masterdebater says at 4:49 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Pimpin’ aint easy.

  23. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:56 pm, July 24th, 2008

    freakishlystrong: …personally I like to use 50 gallon Hefty garbage bags!

  24. kellygrrrl says at 4:59 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Tweeker McAuliffe is out of rehab already?

  25. jasonelias says at 5:23 pm, July 24th, 2008

    Scarab: Even better!

  26. Lascauxcaveman says at 5:56 pm, July 24th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Damn, that was fast. I was wondering why I’ve been sneezing so much today.

  27. SayItWithWookies: That is a fantastic summation of the “man”. LMAO

  28. shortsshortsshorts says at 10:47 pm, July 24th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: And now I understand why I keep reading TERRY MCAULIFFE EXIST’S instead of TERRY MCAULIFFE IS SEXIST.
    Right on.

  29. hamletta says at 10:55 pm, July 24th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Party pooper.

    I don’t care what anybody says, I loves me some Terry McAuliffe.

  30. Narcogoddess says at 1:46 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Bring back buggery for the love of the Queen, already!

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