• February 8, 2012
LEGENDS

by Jim Newell

3:52 pm July 24, 2008

Enjoy Terry McAuliffe's RumjobTERRY MCAULIFFE IS SEXIST: Uh oh, it seems that comical former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe is drunk again. In an interview with some Virginia newspaper, he recommended Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine be selected as Obama’s second black vice president, and not Hillary! We think Terry McAuliffe should get the job because why not. [Falls Church News Press/HuffPo]

{ 30 comments }

MrAgro July 24, 2008 at 3:55 pm

oh no Terry! what did mean ol’ Hilz do to you? :(

AnnieGetYourFun July 24, 2008 at 3:59 pm

It’s guys like this that almost make we wish I had a television.

SayItWithWookies July 24, 2008 at 4:02 pm

Terry doesn’t exactly make his job look easy, but he does convey the impression that anyone could do it. Better.

SuperRounder July 24, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Didn’t he say not long ago that Biden was the guy? Terry, I don’t wanna fuck up your game here, but we’re starting to think everything you say is absolute bullshit. So, uh, you may wanna look into that.

WaldoJeffersHead July 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm

Love the pic! Looks like he’s about to throw a few back with Wall Street.

graceless July 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm

I miss the pic of him on the mechanical bull.

shortsshortsshorts July 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm

He sure is aggressively “WHO WILL GIVE ME MORE MONEY.” Or maybe he simply TOTALLY confident about whatever it is that he may be thinking at any given time, even if that thought changes.

greatgooglymoogly July 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm

Who?

Anyway, if Kaine’s the VP, then Hillary can still hope for the No. 1 spot in August. Hope springs eternal, I guess.

Sober up, Terry.

AngryBlakGuy July 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm

…will somebody get this guy into the Betty Ford clinic already?!

freakishlystrong July 24, 2008 at 4:19 pm

[re=43522]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You’re Back!

jasonelias July 24, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Terry’s buggling probably helped Hillary get shit canned. I mean, she had a lot of help but Terry was a big-time enabler. Oh yeah, he’s an idiot.

Tawmn July 24, 2008 at 4:22 pm

[re=43522]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Maybe Robert Novak can drive him…

Tawmn July 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

[re=43529]freakishlystrong[/re]: he’s Blak

freakishlystrong July 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm

[re=43538]Tawmn[/re]: Y’know, I meant that and some lousy co-worker was babbling at me….

AngryBlakGuy July 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm

[re=43529]freakishlystrong[/re]: …yes and I brought all kinds of sub-saharan African diseases to spread amongst the populace!

Scarab July 24, 2008 at 4:29 pm

[re=43533]jasonelias[/re]:
I think you made a typo: “Terry’s buggling probably helped Hillary get shit canned.”
I think you meant ‘buggery’.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 24, 2008 at 4:32 pm

Well, if Terry said it, it’s definitely going to happen. I mean, really, Hilz got the nomination after he called that, and … oh, wait. Nevermind.

freakishlystrong July 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm

[re=43547]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Can we get it throught the interwebs?

AngryBlakGuy July 24, 2008 at 4:41 pm

…Terry Mcauliffe is like that guy at the party who is too drunk to realize that the girl he is hitting on is holding hands with a 6’7, 280lb Cro-Magnon Neandthal half breed. Its just a matter of time before they find his batterd and broken body in a ditch somewhere.

AngryBlakGuy July 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm

[re=43560]freakishlystrong[/re]: …Im not sure, but I suggest you put on a condom just in case.

freakishlystrong July 24, 2008 at 4:48 pm

[re=43572]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Er..I’m not sure they come in my size…

masterdebater July 24, 2008 at 4:49 pm

Pimpin’ aint easy.

AngryBlakGuy July 24, 2008 at 4:56 pm

[re=43580]freakishlystrong[/re]: …personally I like to use 50 gallon Hefty garbage bags!

kellygrrrl July 24, 2008 at 4:59 pm

Tweeker McAuliffe is out of rehab already?

jasonelias July 24, 2008 at 5:23 pm

[re=43548]Scarab[/re]: Even better!

Lascauxcaveman July 24, 2008 at 5:56 pm

[re=43547]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Damn, that was fast. I was wondering why I’ve been sneezing so much today.

Seek July 24, 2008 at 10:38 pm

[re=43503]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That is a fantastic summation of the “man”. LMAO

shortsshortsshorts July 24, 2008 at 10:47 pm

[re=43503]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And now I understand why I keep reading TERRY MCAULIFFE EXIST’S instead of TERRY MCAULIFFE IS SEXIST.
Right on.

hamletta July 24, 2008 at 10:55 pm

[re=43522]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Party pooper.

I don’t care what anybody says, I loves me some Terry McAuliffe.

Narcogoddess July 25, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Bring back buggery for the love of the Queen, already!

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