FAIL  1:08 pm July 24, 2008

Rudy’s Son Sues College For Cutting Him From Golf Team

by Jim Newell

Good lord: “The son of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani is suing Duke University, claiming he was wrongfully kicked off the golf team. Andrew Giuliani claims he was dismissed without cause from the golf team earlier this year because coach O.D. Vincent III wanted to cut the team of 13 players by about half. The lawsuit claims the coach has interferred with Giuliani’s efforts toward becoming a professional golfer.” That basically says everything that needs to be said. Enjoy your annual divorce ritual in adulthood, Andrew. [AP]

 

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PeteJayhawk v2.0 July 24, 2008 at 1:11 pm

Why have you stolen the liveblog, Andrew? Why?

sanantonerose July 24, 2008 at 1:12 pm

I’ll bet he has a lifetime subscription to Modern Jackass magazine.

InsidiousTuna July 24, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Hooray?

magic titty July 24, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Even his kid’s a dick. What a shocker! Go BLUE 9EV11s!!

V572625694 July 24, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Affinity for golf = infantile desire to stuff one’s own turds back up one’s own asshole. Right?

ManchuCandidate July 24, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Getting cut from your college golf team (why the fuck is there a golf TEAM?) tends to be a pretty good indicator that you aren’t PGA material… Could always go into politics. Worked well for your old man.

FMA July 24, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Don’t you people see. If Duke kicks Rudy’s kid off the golf team, the terrorists win.

AngryBlakGuy July 24, 2008 at 1:17 pm

…if you can sue coaches for cutting people, I can only imagine how many little league soccer coaches are going to be hauled into court!

4tehlulz July 24, 2008 at 1:18 pm

Wow. He’s shaping up to be a bigger dick than his father.

I guess we all need to surpass our parents somehow. Andy’s off to a good start.

ManchuCandidate July 24, 2008 at 1:21 pm

[re=43119]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
Dude, you’re alive! How was “Nigeria”?

EnBuenOra July 24, 2008 at 1:21 pm

I am crying. This so very sad, so very moving.

Norbert July 24, 2008 at 1:22 pm

this just in: Rudy sues voters for interferring [sic] with his desire to hump mistresses in the White House and bomb swarthies

shortsshortsshorts July 24, 2008 at 1:25 pm

Jeebus. Spoiled little bitch. Somebody please clock him in his pretty little girl-face.

[re=43119]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Welcome back. How was defrauding people of their identities?

ALIVE! July 24, 2008 at 1:25 pm

Us Liberals have valiantly (and successfully) fought tort reform from demagogues like 9/11, and this is what we get for our efforts?

sezme July 24, 2008 at 1:28 pm

Andrew Giuliani raises the bar for douchebaggery. Well done, young man!

belmonttau July 24, 2008 at 1:28 pm

Andrew’s Lawyer: “9/11, 9/11, 9/11. I rest my case.”

RuperttheBear July 24, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Hey, isn’t Rudy estranged from this thin-wristed little bitch? Maybe the son’s trying to reconcile. “Yeah, dad, I’m a douche . . . JUST LIKE YOU! LOLZ!”

AngryBlakGuy July 24, 2008 at 1:33 pm

[re=43133]ManchuCandidate[/re]: …it was hot! Im back Angrier and a few shades BLAKKER(also minus 15 pounds)!

[re=43154]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: …I have a totally new income stream now!

Norbert July 24, 2008 at 1:33 pm

no wonder Rudy is estranged from his wife and kids, they are assholes. he was right all along! maybe he was right about all that other stuff too.

Terry July 24, 2008 at 1:34 pm

Why don’t we stop pretending that Duke is a real university? Concede the campus to the spoiled trust fund set, then get the handful of serious students a transfer to another school.

Mista Eko July 24, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Also hurting Andrew’s chances at becoming a professional golfer: not being one of the top 7 or 8 players on Duke’s golf team.

Does the campus manifest douchebaggery or just attract it?

Cape Clod July 24, 2008 at 1:43 pm

I forget which marriage is this little bastard from? Was it the cousin that 9/11 married?

Deepthroat July 24, 2008 at 1:45 pm

is that the same little tard that Chris Farley portrayed so eloquently on SNL?

pondscum July 24, 2008 at 1:49 pm

[re=43119]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Thank God you’re back! There’s been some serious withdrawl issues around here…

mookworthjwilson July 24, 2008 at 1:53 pm

[re=43223]Cape Clod[/re]: No it was TEEVEE star Donna Hanover…

4everjung July 24, 2008 at 1:54 pm

Only Duke would have a coach with a name like O.D. Vincent III. What’s a matta with Buck or Dick or Stone?

FreshCliches July 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm

[re=43265]4everjung[/re]: Dick Buckstone is the LaCrosse coach.

WagTehGod July 24, 2008 at 2:02 pm

The dismissal was totally justified. The only holes he ever played well were #9 and #11. He fucked up everything else.

Vewol Mevemont July 24, 2008 at 2:03 pm

This chunky, young albino doesn’t really look like his creepy, murine father. To his credit, I think he’s the product of mommy’s extramarital affair with the milkman (by which I mean, Edgar Winter, or someone else who looks like milk).

georgia_peach July 24, 2008 at 2:05 pm

“…dismissed without cause from the golf team earlier this year because coach O.D. Vincent III wanted to cut the team of 13 players by about half”.

Ummmm….so his complaint is that the coach reduced the size of the team by removing some of the players? Is he taking math lessons from Hillary’s campaign? How else would you cut the team down?

Minus 5 whore diamonds for you, Andrew.

WonksRunAmuck July 24, 2008 at 2:06 pm

The real story here is that O.D Vincent III broke up with little drew when he found out he was over 18 and then drew started having 1 whore diamond golf-club-buttsechs with the rest of the “team”
Wait…he is a republican right?

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 24, 2008 at 2:11 pm

“I learned it from you, Dad! I learned it from you!”

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 24, 2008 at 2:12 pm

Hmmmm….. I didn’t know that Giuliani was a Jewish name.

Not_So_Much July 24, 2008 at 2:15 pm

I’m surprised it wasn’t for academic ineligibility if he can’t figure out how he didn’t make the cut on a 50% reduction…. College math skilz should go beyond screeching “NINE-ELEVEN!!!” repeatedly.

shortsshortsshorts July 24, 2008 at 2:18 pm

I sincerely hope they file a cross-complaint for nuisance and take this little bitch down for as much as they can. What a little snit.

Redhead July 24, 2008 at 2:25 pm

[re=43191]Terry[/re]: THANK YOU. I’m sure the rest of Durham would be happy to help with ousting the little crybabbies who think Daddy’s money will let them do whatever they want for the rest of their lives and buy them out of any trouble they ever get into.

NoWireHangers July 24, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Little fucking brat. Send him to Iraq; that’ll learn him.

Cape Clod July 24, 2008 at 2:51 pm

[re=43261]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Thanks Mook, I left my scorecard at home.

Terry July 24, 2008 at 3:12 pm

[re=43328]Redhead[/re]:

Someone needs to do the same thing at UVa and Texas A&M, as well.

bamaboy July 24, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Jeez, and I thought tennis was the sport of crybabies.

Uncle Al July 24, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Andrew was the little brat who ruined his Dad’s inauguration speech as mayor. He was about 6 years old, and was prancing all over the stage as Rudy tried to speechify. Neither parent had the balls to sit him down and shut him up.

warreno July 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm

Shorter version: Waah waah entitlement waah.

Lazy Media July 24, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Wasn’t he an insanely bratty, precocious little shit who showed his ass on teevee the last time Rudy ran for mayor? Sounds like he’s stayed true to himself.

valobama July 24, 2008 at 3:52 pm

[re=43119]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: OMG were you missed!! These honkies missed your articulate, clean, token remarks!!!

uncletravelingmatt July 24, 2008 at 3:53 pm

[re=43107]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Why shouldn’t the state subsidize the hobbies of wealthy douchebags?

Maus July 24, 2008 at 4:19 pm

[re=43432]warreno[/re]: Why do they even let kids sue their high school/university because they didn’t give them absolutely every chance for success (at the expense of more talented/deserving)?

Hart88 July 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

One can only hope that his lawsuit is successful, if for no other reason than to have his remaining teammates beat him senseless with his putter.

Doglessliberal July 24, 2008 at 4:32 pm

[re=43119]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: no, parents just beat the crap out of them on the sidelines.

And great to have you back!

snig July 24, 2008 at 4:36 pm

The Justice Department has studies that say that if your greens fees and a set of clubs aren’t provided, you’re destined to become a gangbanger.

I think he should sue the football team for not recruiting him as well.

Thanatopsis July 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm

So is this kid going to sue the PGA when he gets cut from Q-school, too? What a tool!

roundofapplause July 24, 2008 at 4:41 pm

I quote the illuminating hotline, and feel incredibly stupid for not thinking of this myself: “If only Giuliani’s son could sue his dad for affection, because we all know that’s what this is really about.”

bitchincamaro July 24, 2008 at 5:36 pm

[re=43183]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: We aimed, we fired, we missed you.

bitchincamaro July 24, 2008 at 5:40 pm

Hey Andrew! In the Hole!

GlennBecksTaint July 24, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Andy still has nightmares about Daddy’s big Surge

Outstando July 24, 2008 at 5:51 pm

You’ll get nothing and like it!

I Am Not Your Gary Busey July 24, 2008 at 6:47 pm

What a tubby little prat! He looks like Sponge-Bob there. I wonder if he has a special friend named Patrick too?
Good god, self important overly entitled brats make me want to poke my own goddamn eyes out!

amobogio basketball-jones July 24, 2008 at 10:01 pm

I want to see this case tried in front of Judge Judy. She’d tear him a new one, you bet!

schvitzatura July 24, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Will the others that were cut from the DU men’s golf squad (Jeff Edelman, Justin Hare, Brian Kim, Eric Schultz) also be joining douchenozzle 91u1ian1 Jr. in his quest for sweet, sweet lucre and all-you-can eat golf on the Blue Devil tab?

schvitzatura July 24, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Duke Men’s Golf head coach O.D. (Orrin Daniel) Vincent III (Trip Vincent?) should get canned…for naming his offspring…get this…Prada and Phar.

josereyes.theroof July 27, 2008 at 9:10 pm

[re=43855]schvitzatura[/re]: Prada is a bit much, but maybe Phar was just a tribute to the music played when conceived.

Labcabincalifornia for the win.

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