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Rudy’s Son Sues College For Cutting Him From Golf Team

Good lord: “The son of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani is suing Duke University, claiming he was wrongfully kicked off the golf team. Andrew Giuliani claims he was dismissed without cause from the golf team earlier this year because coach O.D. Vincent III wanted to cut the team of 13 players by about half. The lawsuit claims the coach has interferred with Giuliani’s efforts toward becoming a professional golfer.” That basically says everything that needs to be said. Enjoy your annual divorce ritual in adulthood, Andrew. [AP]

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60 comments

  1. V572625694

    Affinity for golf = infantile desire to stuff one’s own turds back up one’s own asshole. Right?

  2. ManchuCandidate

    Getting cut from your college golf team (why the fuck is there a golf TEAM?) tends to be a pretty good indicator that you aren’t PGA material… Could always go into politics. Worked well for your old man.

  3. AngryBlakGuy

    …if you can sue coaches for cutting people, I can only imagine how many little league soccer coaches are going to be hauled into court!

  4. 4tehlulz

    Wow. He’s shaping up to be a bigger dick than his father.

    I guess we all need to surpass our parents somehow. Andy’s off to a good start.

  5. Norbert

    this just in: Rudy sues voters for interferring [sic] with his desire to hump mistresses in the White House and bomb swarthies

  6. shortsshortsshorts

    Jeebus. Spoiled little bitch. Somebody please clock him in his pretty little girl-face.

    [re=43119]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Welcome back. How was defrauding people of their identities?

  7. ALIVE!

    Us Liberals have valiantly (and successfully) fought tort reform from demagogues like 9/11, and this is what we get for our efforts?

  8. RuperttheBear

    Hey, isn’t Rudy estranged from this thin-wristed little bitch? Maybe the son’s trying to reconcile. “Yeah, dad, I’m a douche . . . JUST LIKE YOU! LOLZ!”

  9. AngryBlakGuy

    [re=43133]ManchuCandidate[/re]: …it was hot! Im back Angrier and a few shades BLAKKER(also minus 15 pounds)!

    [re=43154]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: …I have a totally new income stream now!

  10. Norbert

    no wonder Rudy is estranged from his wife and kids, they are assholes. he was right all along! maybe he was right about all that other stuff too.

  11. Terry

    Why don’t we stop pretending that Duke is a real university? Concede the campus to the spoiled trust fund set, then get the handful of serious students a transfer to another school.

  12. Mista Eko

    Also hurting Andrew’s chances at becoming a professional golfer: not being one of the top 7 or 8 players on Duke’s golf team.

    Does the campus manifest douchebaggery or just attract it?

  13. Cape Clod

    I forget which marriage is this little bastard from? Was it the cousin that 9/11 married?

  14. pondscum

    [re=43119]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Thank God you’re back! There’s been some serious withdrawl issues around here…

  15. 4everjung

    Only Duke would have a coach with a name like O.D. Vincent III. What’s a matta with Buck or Dick or Stone?

  16. WagTehGod

    The dismissal was totally justified. The only holes he ever played well were #9 and #11. He fucked up everything else.

  17. Vewol Mevemont

    This chunky, young albino doesn’t really look like his creepy, murine father. To his credit, I think he’s the product of mommy’s extramarital affair with the milkman (by which I mean, Edgar Winter, or someone else who looks like milk).

  18. georgia_peach

    “…dismissed without cause from the golf team earlier this year because coach O.D. Vincent III wanted to cut the team of 13 players by about half”.

    Ummmm….so his complaint is that the coach reduced the size of the team by removing some of the players? Is he taking math lessons from Hillary’s campaign? How else would you cut the team down?

    Minus 5 whore diamonds for you, Andrew.

  19. WonksRunAmuck

    The real story here is that O.D Vincent III broke up with little drew when he found out he was over 18 and then drew started having 1 whore diamond golf-club-buttsechs with the rest of the “team”
    Wait…he is a republican right?

  20. Not_So_Much

    I’m surprised it wasn’t for academic ineligibility if he can’t figure out how he didn’t make the cut on a 50% reduction…. College math skilz should go beyond screeching “NINE-ELEVEN!!!” repeatedly.

  21. shortsshortsshorts

    I sincerely hope they file a cross-complaint for nuisance and take this little bitch down for as much as they can. What a little snit.

  22. Redhead

    [re=43191]Terry[/re]: THANK YOU. I’m sure the rest of Durham would be happy to help with ousting the little crybabbies who think Daddy’s money will let them do whatever they want for the rest of their lives and buy them out of any trouble they ever get into.

  23. Terry

    [re=43328]Redhead[/re]:

    Someone needs to do the same thing at UVa and Texas A&M, as well.

  24. Uncle Al

    Andrew was the little brat who ruined his Dad’s inauguration speech as mayor. He was about 6 years old, and was prancing all over the stage as Rudy tried to speechify. Neither parent had the balls to sit him down and shut him up.

  25. Lazy Media

    Wasn’t he an insanely bratty, precocious little shit who showed his ass on teevee the last time Rudy ran for mayor? Sounds like he’s stayed true to himself.

  26. valobama

    [re=43119]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: OMG were you missed!! These honkies missed your articulate, clean, token remarks!!!

  27. uncletravelingmatt

    [re=43107]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Why shouldn’t the state subsidize the hobbies of wealthy douchebags?

  28. Maus

    [re=43432]warreno[/re]: Why do they even let kids sue their high school/university because they didn’t give them absolutely every chance for success (at the expense of more talented/deserving)?

  29. Hart88

    One can only hope that his lawsuit is successful, if for no other reason than to have his remaining teammates beat him senseless with his putter.

  30. Doglessliberal

    [re=43119]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: no, parents just beat the crap out of them on the sidelines.

    And great to have you back!

  31. snig

    The Justice Department has studies that say that if your greens fees and a set of clubs aren’t provided, you’re destined to become a gangbanger.

    I think he should sue the football team for not recruiting him as well.

  32. Thanatopsis

    So is this kid going to sue the PGA when he gets cut from Q-school, too? What a tool!

  33. roundofapplause

    I quote the illuminating hotline, and feel incredibly stupid for not thinking of this myself: “If only Giuliani’s son could sue his dad for affection, because we all know that’s what this is really about.”

  34. I Am Not Your Gary Busey

    What a tubby little prat! He looks like Sponge-Bob there. I wonder if he has a special friend named Patrick too?
    Good god, self important overly entitled brats make me want to poke my own goddamn eyes out!

  35. amobogio basketball-jones

    I want to see this case tried in front of Judge Judy. She’d tear him a new one, you bet!

  36. schvitzatura

    Will the others that were cut from the DU men’s golf squad (Jeff Edelman, Justin Hare, Brian Kim, Eric Schultz) also be joining douchenozzle 91u1ian1 Jr. in his quest for sweet, sweet lucre and all-you-can eat golf on the Blue Devil tab?

  37. schvitzatura

    Duke Men’s Golf head coach O.D. (Orrin Daniel) Vincent III (Trip Vincent?) should get canned…for naming his offspring…get this…Prada and Phar.

  38. josereyes.theroof

    [re=43855]schvitzatura[/re]: Prada is a bit much, but maybe Phar was just a tribute to the music played when conceived.

    Labcabincalifornia for the win.

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