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July 23, 2008

Live Video of John Edwards’ New Baby!

by Ken Layne  

{ 22 comments }

shortsshortsshorts July 23, 2008 at 3:52 pm

Not to forsake sexual transcendence, but this is where you say a boy will always be a boy and a girl will always be a girl, no matter how many plastys you have performed on you, children.

Tawmn July 23, 2008 at 3:52 pm

HAHAHA this is what goes on at the Obama’s home?

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Induced lactation is every straight man’s dream, I’m told.

Vewol Mevemont July 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Let me be the first to point at that this anchor, much like Shep Smith, is probably a not-so-secret tranny.

Noodle Salad July 23, 2008 at 3:58 pm

It’s a man’s baby, man!

Slutty_Chola_Cobbler July 23, 2008 at 3:59 pm

Oh lord, now the neonuts are going to blame Obama… Dat’s Michelle’s chile y’all!

nietzscheprojectile July 23, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Obama’s baby daddy!

SayItWithWookies July 23, 2008 at 4:08 pm

The Republican take on this: You can take the child out of the man, but you can’t take the man out of the child.

Political Addict July 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Remember that Obama’s mom was named Stanley because her father wanted a boy. Yikes.

Monsieur Grumpe July 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm

It’s going to be an interesting conversation when the kid asks the parents the “Where do babies come from?” question.

freakishlystrong July 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm

[re=42426]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Owned..

sezme July 23, 2008 at 4:17 pm

This story would only be remotely interesting if Wonkette can provide evidence that the sperm donor is a shemale.

Quacker July 23, 2008 at 4:20 pm

I’m disappointed. I depend on teh Wonkette to be my unbiased and sober news source, and the Screaming Headline for this story grossly misrepresents the contents within. If you are gonna run a “story” about a man having a baby, at least get the name of the man right. The man in the video isn’t named “John Edwards.” You’ve OBVIOUSLY got the wrong baby!

SHAME on Wonkette!

whiteasasheet July 23, 2008 at 4:22 pm

This is just another lame attempt by the McGeezer campaign to distract from Barry’s victory tour of Arabia….

S.Luggo July 23, 2008 at 4:27 pm

Isn’t GMA one of the units that General Motors wants unload because it’s underperforming? Well, not so fast, General Motors. Not. So. Damn. Fast.

Mr. Herpes July 23, 2008 at 4:29 pm

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Wonkette. As soon as I got to the “40 hours of labor”, I called the clinic and cancelled my dickectomy. But what do I do with these 44DD tits I had installed?

problemwithcaring July 23, 2008 at 4:29 pm

Typical that Muslim, gay Obama would pick this issue to do a cover.

HedonismBot July 23, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Obama and WALNUTS! must now fight for the pregnant/transgendered voter block.

WhatTheHeck July 23, 2008 at 4:57 pm

This is (sex) change we can believe in.
Congratulations are in order for the baby and the moth… the mofather.

policonoclast July 23, 2008 at 5:51 pm

Guess what? I’m now a woman. I still have a man’s equipment, but you all must accept that I’m a woman. And the next time I pee standing up, I demand a media cycle devoted to how odd and social challenging it is for a woman like me to have a penis.

Lazy Media July 23, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Jeebus, Layne, why not just do a proper Rickroll? I avoid teevee morning shows for a reason.

masterdebater July 23, 2008 at 9:27 pm

[re=42540]policonoclast[/re]:
It’s OK. I’ve been telling my wife for years that I’m a lesbian, but she just accuses me of wanting to go out with lots of women and have anonymous sex. As if!

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