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Not to forsake sexual transcendence, but this is where you say a boy will always be a boy and a girl will always be a girl, no matter how many plastys you have performed on you, children.
HAHAHA this is what goes on at the Obama’s home?
Induced lactation is every straight man’s dream, I’m told.
Let me be the first to point at that this anchor, much like Shep Smith, is probably a not-so-secret tranny.
It’s a man’s baby, man!
Oh lord, now the neonuts are going to blame Obama… Dat’s Michelle’s chile y’all!
Obama’s baby daddy!
The Republican take on this: You can take the child out of the man, but you can’t take the man out of the child.
Remember that Obama’s mom was named Stanley because her father wanted a boy. Yikes.
It’s going to be an interesting conversation when the kid asks the parents the “Where do babies come from?” question.
SayItWithWookies: Owned..
This story would only be remotely interesting if Wonkette can provide evidence that the sperm donor is a shemale.
I’m disappointed. I depend on teh Wonkette to be my unbiased and sober news source, and the Screaming Headline for this story grossly misrepresents the contents within. If you are gonna run a “story” about a man having a baby, at least get the name of the man right. The man in the video isn’t named “John Edwards.” You’ve OBVIOUSLY got the wrong baby!
SHAME on Wonkette!
This is just another lame attempt by the McGeezer campaign to distract from Barry’s victory tour of Arabia….
Isn’t GMA one of the units that General Motors wants unload because it’s underperforming? Well, not so fast, General Motors. Not. So. Damn. Fast.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Wonkette. As soon as I got to the “40 hours of labor”, I called the clinic and cancelled my dickectomy. But what do I do with these 44DD tits I had installed?
Typical that Muslim, gay Obama would pick this issue to do a cover.
Obama and WALNUTS! must now fight for the pregnant/transgendered voter block.
This is (sex) change we can believe in.
Congratulations are in order for the baby and the moth… the mofather.
Guess what? I’m now a woman. I still have a man’s equipment, but you all must accept that I’m a woman. And the next time I pee standing up, I demand a media cycle devoted to how odd and social challenging it is for a woman like me to have a penis.
Jeebus, Layne, why not just do a proper Rickroll? I avoid teevee morning shows for a reason.
policonoclast:
It’s OK. I’ve been telling my wife for years that I’m a lesbian, but she just accuses me of wanting to go out with lots of women and have anonymous sex. As if!