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Here’s our pal Barack Obama, saying that the Senate Banking Committee — “which is my committee,” he says — passed some bill about something. Problem is, he’s not actually on the Senate Banking Committee at all. Maybe he meant to say he’s on the SENATE LIARS COMMITTEE where he passed a bill about MAKING SHIT UP. This is significantly more important than John McCain saying the Surge caused things that happened before the Surge. [YouTube]
I hear he’s not Muslim either!!!!
The caption “Senator Obama: Jerusalem Will be the Capitol of Israel” is sooo true, only he will make sure Israel becomes a Muslim Jihad Jihad Dirka-Dirka State first.
Well, since everyone in the world except McCain and Kristol KNOW that Obama is going to win the presidency, ALL the committees are technically his.
He means the committee is his “bitch.” That’s why he texts it stuff like “i b ridin u ;0″
RuperttheBear: Oh, man, I get those all the time but I was so confused!
Faux News just reported this. Headline: Barak “Osama Bin Ly’n” Obama has just taken control of the U.S. Senate and U.S. Banks. They plan to retract story at 3:30 am EST. Stand by for more.
Chris Dodd is Hussein’s pool boy.
I thouhgt he chaired the hot, young black guy kicks old white guy’s ass in Presidential Race
committee…
All your committees are belong to us!
Barry was misheard. He’s on the Hamas banking committee.
obviously, Barry’s talking about his non-circulating Official Liberian coin certificate with an engraving of the Senate Banking Committee on the back/Phil Gramm on the front…
Barry is Heir to the Whole of Creation; ergo, the Committee is his by default. As are my brothers and my sisters, the sun and the rain, the moon and the stars, the wind and the clouds, Snow White and the seven Dwarves, and all our collective balls.
He mean “my committee” in the sense that he totally pwns that committee. Subtle distinction.
sezme: the Committee is his bitch!
Didn’t you know..??? Only elitists own committees.
He means he purchased them all with no-fee mortgage loans through Countrywide.
You do realize that he probably just meant to say “my bill” not “my committee”, as he was the one who sponsored the bill, S.1430.
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d110:SN01430:
But hey, don’t let me unbunch your panties.
Jared: Bah. Our versions are shinier.
He needs a nap.
Jared: Hey, idiot. That’s not the bill that he’s talking about, considering that S.1430 hasn’t been reported out of a committee. In fact, it’s been stuck in the Banking Committee since July of last year. Oops.
My committee instead of my bill, 57 States instead of 57 campaigns, the bomb (instead of bombs) that destroyed Pearl Harbor. Sure, I’ll forgive him, he’s Barack Obama but, nonetheless, he needs to tighten up his game a bit. Otherwise, he’ll start sounding like McCain.
Chris Dodd is the Senate Banking Committee Chairman for the original fifty states.
Barack Obama is the Senate Banking Committee Chairman for the other seven states.
*fixed
Canuckledragger: Perhaps Chris Dodd is Obama’s secret identity?
Barry and me
Are a sight to see
Little Barry makes three
Itty bitty committee
Yippee
If he fucks up this election on some stupid slip of the tongue, I swear I am going to move to another country! I’ve heard that South Dakota place is nice.
Just Like You:
Hey idiot:
From CNN:
An Obama spokesman tells CNN “it was his bill, not his committee,” referring to the Iran Sanctions Enabling Act that the Illinois senator sponsored and introduced in May 2007. The measure was then referred to the Banking Committee, and passed a vote of 19-2 on July 17.
Assmunch.