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FLASH: JOHN MCCAIN, HURRICANE DOLLY BREAK INTO FISTICUFFS

Thank you to Wonkette weather operative “Zandt” for sending this image from the front page of MSNBC.com, which shows John McCain finally gettin’ his from that cloud he’s always harassing. John McCain crashed his plane into this Vietnamese Hurricane “Dolly” intentionally. He will not leave until he has “bloodied its nose,” which he doesn’t mean in any sort of metaphorical sense and yet refuses to elaborate. [MSNBC]


3:22 PM on Wed July 23 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. SayItWithWookies says at 3:27 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    You know who’s responsible for this, don’t you?
    (crowd cheers “O-ba-ma! O-ba-ma!”)

  2. RuperttheBear says at 3:28 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    “From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee, MOBAMA DICK!”

  3. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 3:28 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Doesn’t he know how to respect a woman?

  4. Joey Ratz says at 3:30 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    That ain’t WALNUTS! - it’s Fred Thompson. Fred’s back, y’all - and this time, it’s personal! He’s gonna ride this storm all the way to the White House.

  5. user-of-owls says at 3:36 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Looks more like Ned Beatty gettin’ ready to squeal.

  6. S.Luggo says at 3:37 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Not even the Angel of Darkness can get between McAged and the Early Bird Special.

  7. districtsleeps says at 3:37 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    I vote that Dolly gets 2 whore diamonds for pummeling McCain. Actually, one diamond for the pummeling, and one for being whore-ishly named Dolly.

  8. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 3:38 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    RuperttheBear: He piled upon the Obama’s black hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.

  9. uncletravelingmatt says at 3:38 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Why won’t Obama just admit that the Storm Surge is working?

    Also, why no Palin Troopergate coverage?

  10. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:44 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Yes. I posted this last night, but I must again because it is almost hilariously inhumane:

    “Crude Oil Falls as Hurricane Dolly Misses Fields, Dollar Gains”

    By Nesa Subrahmaniyan

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601100&sid=a2xhnrHcYqNY&refer=germany

    This is great.
    Without the Hurricane, the dollar falls, but with the THREAT of a hurricane, the dollar RISES. It’s simple economics.

  11. NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Look, this isn’t a forum for McCain/Obama slash fiction, OK?

  12. magic titty says at 4:09 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    looks like nicholson in the bucket list.

  13. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 4:10 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Josh Fruhlinger: But the post said “Flash” and “fist”! What else was I supposed to think?

  14. Mahousu says at 4:15 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    You don’t have to go with Simpsons’ references - McCain has made his very own pissed off at clouds poster.

  15. WadISay says at 4:32 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Dude looks like Khrushchev, in Cuba.

  16. Quacker says at 4:40 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    I think it’s actually Jimmy Hoffa. Funny, that doesn’t look like the Meadowlands….

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