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FLASH: JOHN MCCAIN, HURRICANE DOLLY BREAK INTO FISTICUFFS

Thank you to Wonkette weather operative “Zandt” for sending this image from the front page of MSNBC.com, which shows John McCain finally gettin’ his from that cloud he’s always harassing. John McCain crashed his plane into this Vietnamese Hurricane “Dolly” intentionally. He will not leave until he has “bloodied its nose,” which he doesn’t mean in any sort of metaphorical sense and yet refuses to elaborate. [MSNBC]

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  • SayItWithWookies

    You know who’s responsible for this, don’t you?
    (crowd cheers “O-ba-ma! O-ba-ma!”)

  • RuperttheBear

    “From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee, MOBAMA DICK!”

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    Doesn’t he know how to respect a woman?

  • Joey Ratz

    That ain’t WALNUTS! – it’s Fred Thompson. Fred’s back, y’all – and this time, it’s personal! He’s gonna ride this storm all the way to the White House.

  • user-of-owls

    Looks more like Ned Beatty gettin’ ready to squeal.

  • S.Luggo

    Not even the Angel of Darkness can get between McAged and the Early Bird Special.

  • districtsleeps

    I vote that Dolly gets 2 whore diamonds for pummeling McCain. Actually, one diamond for the pummeling, and one for being whore-ishly named Dolly.

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=42375]RuperttheBear[/re]: He piled upon the Obama’s black hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.

  • uncletravelingmatt

    Why won’t Obama just admit that the Storm Surge is working?

    Also, why no Palin Troopergate coverage?

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Yes. I posted this last night, but I must again because it is almost hilariously inhumane:

    “Crude Oil Falls as Hurricane Dolly Misses Fields, Dollar Gains”

    By Nesa Subrahmaniyan

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601100&sid=a2xhnrHcYqNY&refer=germany

    This is great.
    Without the Hurricane, the dollar falls, but with the THREAT of a hurricane, the dollar RISES. It’s simple economics.

  • http://joshreads.com Josh Fruhlinger

    [re=42386]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: Look, this isn’t a forum for McCain/Obama slash fiction, OK?

  • magic titty

    looks like nicholson in the bucket list.

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=42398]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: But the post said “Flash” and “fist”! What else was I supposed to think?

  • Mahousu

    You don’t have to go with Simpsons’ references – McCain has made his very own pissed off at clouds poster.

  • WadISay

    Dude looks like Khrushchev, in Cuba.

  • Quacker

    I think it’s actually Jimmy Hoffa. Funny, that doesn’t look like the Meadowlands….