GREAT DUELS  3:22 pm July 23, 2008

FLASH: JOHN MCCAIN, HURRICANE DOLLY BREAK INTO FISTICUFFS

by Jim Newell

Thank you to Wonkette weather operative “Zandt” for sending this image from the front page of MSNBC.com, which shows John McCain finally gettin’ his from that cloud he’s always harassing. John McCain crashed his plane into this Vietnamese Hurricane “Dolly” intentionally. He will not leave until he has “bloodied its nose,” which he doesn’t mean in any sort of metaphorical sense and yet refuses to elaborate. [MSNBC]

 

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{ 16 comments }

SayItWithWookies July 23, 2008 at 3:27 pm

You know who’s responsible for this, don’t you?
(crowd cheers “O-ba-ma! O-ba-ma!”)

RuperttheBear July 23, 2008 at 3:28 pm

“From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee, MOBAMA DICK!”

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 23, 2008 at 3:28 pm

Doesn’t he know how to respect a woman?

Joey Ratz July 23, 2008 at 3:30 pm

That ain’t WALNUTS! – it’s Fred Thompson. Fred’s back, y’all – and this time, it’s personal! He’s gonna ride this storm all the way to the White House.

user-of-owls July 23, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Looks more like Ned Beatty gettin’ ready to squeal.

S.Luggo July 23, 2008 at 3:37 pm

Not even the Angel of Darkness can get between McAged and the Early Bird Special.

districtsleeps July 23, 2008 at 3:37 pm

I vote that Dolly gets 2 whore diamonds for pummeling McCain. Actually, one diamond for the pummeling, and one for being whore-ishly named Dolly.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 23, 2008 at 3:38 pm

[re=42375]RuperttheBear[/re]: He piled upon the Obama’s black hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.

uncletravelingmatt July 23, 2008 at 3:38 pm

Why won’t Obama just admit that the Storm Surge is working?

Also, why no Palin Troopergate coverage?

shortsshortsshorts July 23, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Yes. I posted this last night, but I must again because it is almost hilariously inhumane:

“Crude Oil Falls as Hurricane Dolly Misses Fields, Dollar Gains”

By Nesa Subrahmaniyan

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601100&sid=a2xhnrHcYqNY&refer=germany

This is great.
Without the Hurricane, the dollar falls, but with the THREAT of a hurricane, the dollar RISES. It’s simple economics.

Josh Fruhlinger July 23, 2008 at 3:48 pm

[re=42386]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: Look, this isn’t a forum for McCain/Obama slash fiction, OK?

magic titty July 23, 2008 at 4:09 pm

looks like nicholson in the bucket list.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm

[re=42398]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: But the post said “Flash” and “fist”! What else was I supposed to think?

Mahousu July 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm

You don’t have to go with Simpsons’ references – McCain has made his very own pissed off at clouds poster.

WadISay July 23, 2008 at 4:32 pm

Dude looks like Khrushchev, in Cuba.

Quacker July 23, 2008 at 4:40 pm

I think it’s actually Jimmy Hoffa. Funny, that doesn’t look like the Meadowlands….

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