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FLASH: JOHN MCCAIN, HURRICANE DOLLY BREAK INTO FISTICUFFS

Thank you to Wonkette weather operative “Zandt” for sending this image from the front page of MSNBC.com, which shows John McCain finally gettin’ his from that cloud he’s always harassing. John McCain crashed his plane into this Vietnamese Hurricane “Dolly” intentionally. He will not leave until he has “bloodied its nose,” which he doesn’t mean in any sort of metaphorical sense and yet refuses to elaborate. [MSNBC]

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16 comments

  1. SayItWithWookies

    You know who’s responsible for this, don’t you?
    (crowd cheers “O-ba-ma! O-ba-ma!”)

  2. Joey Ratz

    That ain’t WALNUTS! – it’s Fred Thompson. Fred’s back, y’all – and this time, it’s personal! He’s gonna ride this storm all the way to the White House.

  3. districtsleeps

    I vote that Dolly gets 2 whore diamonds for pummeling McCain. Actually, one diamond for the pummeling, and one for being whore-ishly named Dolly.

  4. NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=42375]RuperttheBear[/re]: He piled upon the Obama’s black hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.

  5. uncletravelingmatt

    Why won’t Obama just admit that the Storm Surge is working?

    Also, why no Palin Troopergate coverage?

  6. NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=42398]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: But the post said “Flash” and “fist”! What else was I supposed to think?

  7. Quacker

    I think it’s actually Jimmy Hoffa. Funny, that doesn’t look like the Meadowlands….

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