John Edwards Denies Having Sex Or Whatever

We're having trouble getting into this latest iteration of the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter/Love Child story, probably because, um, who gives a shit about this loser or his bastard? For what it's worth, however, he offered a curt denial today in Houston, where he was talking to a low-income housing aid organization: "That's tabloid trash... They're full of lies. I'm here to talk about helping people." Oh ho ho, so now Mr. Altruism over here thinks that helping poor people is more important than his ubiquitous boner, hmm? [ Houston Press ]