Wonkette
Yesterday Joe Lieberman addressed Christians United For Israel, the dumb thing headed by Pastor John Hagee, Lieberman’s best friend. Hagee used to be John McCain’s best friend, and they spent many a evening talking about how Hitler was a messenger of God, the message being “European Jews, what an oxymoron!” Joe Lieberman introduced himself to the creepy group with this appropriately creepy message: “I am your brother Joseph.” Then: “I don’t agree with everything Pastor Hagee has said… I will tell you tonight the bond that I feel with Pastor Hagee and each and every one of you is much stronger than that and I am proud to stand with you tonight.” Ha ha, Connecticut voters. [NYT/The Caucus]
Lieberman:
Child of Satan and/or Father of Israel?
And thanks again, Connecticut.
I’m guessing the Joes for Jewsus secret pass-sign is sticking your left thumb up your own ass while turning towards the state of CT and flipping it off with your right hand.
Drink the Kool Aid Joe!!!
I just received a spam message with the subject “Personal news for you. mockup sodomy.”
I’m guessing this is a similar story.
Lieberman as love doll. I just puked.
Oh okay…he’s doing the same “let’s all be mature and rise above the gaffes” thing that Obama did with Jeremiah Wright. Except instead of doing it for a civil rights advocate who keeps it a little too real, he’s doing it for some crazy batshit douchebag who hates his people. Way to go, Joe!
People like Joe Leiberman are the reasons why cults exist. Just fucking stupid, spineless and and gullible. He’d blow me if i told him doing so would stop the war.
If I killed Joe Lieberman in a hunting “accident”, would that make me a Prophet of God just like Hitler?
magic titty: I’m guessing he’d blow you only if you promised another surge, into Iran.
Now I know what kind of people would join the judenrat.
I cannot WAIT until Joe gets his comeuppance. Sweet, sweet comeuppance.
Raaaaptturrre! Nutfuckz…
Someone has put him in Novak’s way.
Hagee is a cunning sonuvabitch. He starts out his sermons very low-key and sounding reasonable. But once he gets his mojo working–God have mercy!–does he go off the deep end!
He supports Israel because he actually WANTS to bring about the End of the World! He believes that supporting Israel will bring about a biblically-ordained, colossal throw-down between the U.S. and Russia, with the whole damn Middle East as the battlefield, and he wants Jesus to show up and straighten us all out!
I’m a devout Roman Catholic–and Hagee scares the living crap out of me!
In his remarks to the group, Mr. Hagee made known his intention to make no more presidential endorsements. “What will I say when I’m asked to endorse another presidential candidate? ‘Never Again!’,” he said to applause.
“Never Again” …no that’s not tacky… not tacky at all.
Of course Hitler was performing God’s will…but God did say “kill the Jews and drive them to Israel so we can start enjoying the end times”…you fucking idiot. Rather, God said “Evil people will do evil deeds.” Just how fucking stupid are you Mr. Hagee? And Joe…WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH?
Every time I see this guy, it makes me think that perhaps we are all guilty of cheapening the currency of some expressions. “Douchebag” should be reserved for solely Lieberman.
Also, thanks Al! If you hadn’t elevated Joey’s national stature, we could all just laugh at him for being a pathetic whore, and then go back to ignoring him.
May Joe spend eternity walking down an endless airport concourse being panhandled by Jews for Jesus.
is that a demonstration of the grip he uses with big supporters like Hagee, more realistic if he was on his knees as delivered.
uncletravelingmatt: Why does Al Gore hate America?
“You know folks, Pastor Hagee has said some really terrible, terrible things about my people. But you know, if I don’t jump on this bandwagon, I’ll disolve into the nothingness for which my character and charisma qualify me. It’s a bitter pill, but at least I have death to which to look forward.”
Every time you post a story about Joe LIEberman, an angel gets sucked into a jet engine.
Seriously. DON’T REMIND ME!
ronaldpagan: It would make you Dick Cheney.
- “Never Again!” - L’ironie, Pastor John, l’ironie.
madirishman: Fundies are having big theological arguments about this these days, and the Good Pastor Chuck Baldwin (doppelgänger” of Ron Paul, who doesn’t hide his fundiness) is trying to steal the flock of fundies that formally belonged to Hagee and the neo-con Israel lobby types. The RNC might just turn into a big old Jesus war.
loquaciousmusic: One good thing about your Senator?
He wants to reacharound party politics.
Sometimes I think Lieberman saw the “Opposite World” episode of Seinfeld and took it to heart.
WadISay: And may that eternity feature with white-hot anal probes.
NoWireHangers: No, Joe will never, ever get his comeuppance, because it is actually impossible for him to lose an election (and I say that as a CT resident). For a blue state, CT is full of moderate Republicans who all love Joe. If you combine that support with all the Democrats who he will still, despite everything, manage to steal from any Democratic challengers, what you’ve got is someone who is basically unbeatable. If he didn’t lose the 2006 election, he will never ever lose an election. Sob.
Darehead: I don’t agree with Hagee’s whacked-out theology, but let the man believe what he wants to, and God bless the First Amendment. When he starts mixing his theology with high-explosive, real-world politics, however, I want to book passage on whatever alien starship happens to be in the vicinity! Get me the hell OFF this planet!
Hagee wants to throw a nuke and say, “Let’s party with Jesus!”
“the bond that I feel with Pastor Hagee and each and every one of you is much stronger than that”
Yes, the bond that mean old farts feel with their own kind is much stronger than religion.
Hate to say it but Hagee was right. Hitler only killed what — 6 million Jews, 6 million others in death camps, another 20 million Russians, etc…. But God, according to the Noah story, drowned every man, woman and child on the planet except for one lucky family. Go Noah! And those cute little animals walking up the plank, two by two. Mmmmmm That’s such a heart-warming story I need to go lie down and hope God can’t see me. Not home, God.
Joe “Oops-I-fell-off-my-rocker-again” Lover-man?
Dis post made white folks even mo’ testy than usual.
Sen. Lieberman continued, “I have been very impressed with the Rev. Hagee’s hospitality and friendliness. He is also a very clean person, and has offered me the use of his special shower after I’m done with my speech.”
S.Luggo: Damn, beat me to the punch.
madirishman: I just hope they are all so busy banging each other with their Bibles and crosses, we can shove them into the alien starships.
ronaldpagan: “If I killed Joe Lieberman in a hunting “accident”, would that make me a Prophet of God just like Hitler?”
Bad idea. You’d have to clean and eat him.
Although, after you got done gutting him of his offal and excrement, there would not be much left.
Just dry bone, gall, and the smell of lox.
:::Shudder:::
Neilist: Now THAT would usher in the New World Odor.