Belligerent Motorist Troll Bob Novak Feels Vaguely Bad!

Here is 800-year-old columnist Bob Novak, the Last Scion of Bilbo Baggins, talking to the local teevee news after hitting some guy with his car and then speeding away, only to be captured. Isn't it HMM COINCIDENTAL that a Politico reporter happened to be walking by the incident? Here's the "new truth: " Politico and Bob Novak thought that this was Ron Paul, this pedestrian, and they were trying to kill him for the second day in a row. HE DOES NOT HAVE MUCH LONGER. DR PAUL ES MARTYR. [ YouTube via Think Progress ]