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Neo-Con Bilderbergers Try, Fail To Kill Ron Paul

A bunch of congressmen from Texas were flying to D.C. so they could vote on some Texas thing, and then OMG the Continental jet had a slight loss of cabin pressure so it made an unscheduled landing in New Orleans, and the the congressmen got on another plane to Washington. In other words, NEW WORLD ORDER ALMOST KILT DR. RON PAUL!

First, we wanted to make sure Doktor Paul was okay. Phew, he’s fine! Then we rushed over to RonPaulForums to make sure everybody else was freaking out:

  • They tried to kill Ron Paul! His plane just had to make an emergency landing in New Orleans! Ahhh he survived!
  • cab depressurized. sudden loss of altitude. (mask fall down) effect – cause?
  • Paul, take amtrack from NOLA. it may be safer. Or greyhound even.
  • Lol… Plane crashes are the only way to totally wipe someone’s hands clean of an “assassination” attempt… They said the cabin lost pressure… How often does that happen?
  • Ever heard the story about how and where jim groce died? I wouldn’t board my next flight out of louisiana. People are poor here and can be bought off easily. there are a lot of parts on a plane… anything can go wrong.
  • I hope this make RP even more determined.
  • I think you mean Jim Croce.
  • I love this guy. Ron Paul is the only hero I’ve ever known. Fuck spiderman!
  • Hell, I’ll go pick him up and give him a personal escort to D.C. if he’ll cover the gas.
  • There were 7 members of Congress on board, that’s about 25% of Texas congressional districts, there were Neocons on board, and Liberals, and coincidentally Ron Paul. This is why we lost cause people always want to bring conspiracy’s. I bet you think we lost the nomination to Vote Fraud.
  • Just saying, just because the plane didn’t blow up, didn’t mean someone didn’t do it. But it doesn’t mean the converse either. We don’t know what happened, when only suppose what happened.
  • Ron Paul simply isn’t worth killing, at least not any more. Kucinich is a more likely target, methinks.
  • Can’t just whack the good Doctor, it would or could trigger the one thing “they” fear the most………thousands of angry americans getting off their asses and visiting wa with torches and pitch forks. That would definitely dampen all their plans. A couple of similar incidents before the big one would make it even more believable and safe. I suggest it was ……….. A WARNING!
  • I bet it was the NWO trying to kill Ron Paul…
  • “Poe told 11 News the flight was about an hour late leaving Houston because of mechanical difficulties with an engine. He said things went downhill from there not long after taking off from Bush Intercontinental Airport”
    1) I wonder how engine problems could be connected to a loss of pressure?
    2) And, who knows? Maybe there was a little Supernatural intervention.
    Not every plan by “the powers that be” succeeds. Sometimes they try to kill people and it’s just not allowed to happen.
  • The establishment, if they stay in power for much longer, won’t allow Dr. Paul to live much longer… he will be a martyr just like MLK Jr. and JFK Jr. except even a bigger martyr because the way so many people truly care about him and the abundance of the internet…
  • He is unstoppable. Even the NWO cannot stop him.
  • Off topic? Did ya know McCain himself is expected to be in NewOrleans tomorrow? Big announcement? Hmmmmmm.
  • I’m sorry I don’t believe 2 planes made the twin towers collapse at nearly free fall speed onto themselves. I’m sorry I don’t believe that WTC fell at free fall speed into itself from a minor fire. Will the Ron Paul people quit bashing me now for fear of making the movement a bunch of “conspiracy theorists?” Stop caring about what other people think and start asking real questions. And there is absolutely no evidence that this plane was being sabotaged. But it doesn’t make the scenario impossible either. Have an open mind and an open heart. Always.

And then, a million comments about JFK being a socialist and steel doesn’t melt and holographic neo-con blimps blew up New York … or did they???

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Flight with 7 congressmen makes emergency landing [Google/AP]

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44 comments

  1. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=41840]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Fuck you. It was a conspiracy of gravity. That is why Science cannot be trusted.

  2. Paultardville

    It’s a good thing Ron Paul had his merry band of lawn-sign knights to protect him.

  3. defeatism

    Oh sweet fucking christ. Of all the things to ruin my night here, the last thing I need is a bunch of Paultards holding vigil in the French Quarter. I hope Hurricane Dolly is his district’s Katrina.

  4. NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    Did they really suggest greyhound for their messiah? My god, it’s just like the jews torturing jesus or something. There is no form of transportation more evil than greyhound. I would sooner board United Airlines Flight 93 than ever again step foot on one of those torture devices worthy of guantanamo

  5. NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    BTW, Ken, was that red “WARNING” text your addition of a wonderful html coding advancement by a paultard? I’m curious to know whether or not they may be evolving into a more dangerous creature.

  6. Canuckledragger

    “He is unstoppable. Even the NWO cannot stop him.”

    Maybe not, but I’m betting NWA could!

  7. glamourdammerung

    I did not see anything blaming the Jews yet.

    The OVERultion must be getting slow now that their “movement” is well past its prime.

  8. NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=41851]Canuckledragger[/re]: NWO >> NWA >> NRA >> AARP >> NAACP

    I.e., barack obama is out to get ron paul.

  9. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=41857]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: When you put the letters together correctly, the pattern is obvious. I SEE NOW.

    Barry

    Arryb?

  10. Paultardville

    [re=41850]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: When I got it on my RSS feed, the word “warning” was not only red, but it was ginormous. They’ve hacked the RSS broadcast signal, from now on it’s Radio Free Paultardville.

  11. Imelda Snarkos

    [re=41849]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: It’s even more confusing that they suggested Amtrak! It’s like they want him killed in a hellish inferno. Because they already have the tribute video ready for Second Life?

  12. Darehead

    In the thread before this one, I wrongly noted that Dr. Paul still made it on time to vote “nay” on the Aviation Safety Enhancement Act of 2008. But it turns out, I was mistaken. The emergency landing prevented him from voting. I wish to apologize for my misinformation.

    http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2008/roll512.xml
    FINAL VOTE RESULTS FOR ROLL CALL 512(H.R. 6493)
    (Democrats in roman; Republicans in italic; Independents underlined)
    H R 6493 2/3 YEA-AND-NAY 22-Jul-2008 6:59 PM

    QUESTION: On Motion to Suspend the Rules and Pass, as Amended

    BILL TITLE: Aviation Safety Enhancement Act of 2008

    Yeas Nays PRES NV
    Democratic 214 21
    Republican 178 21
    Independent
    TOTALS 392 42

  13. Darehead

    Fellow foot soldiers in the war against Paultards, unite! Our former other half, the site that begins with “G,” is not only infiltrated with da ‘tard-types, they are dominated by them!
    Now I have to put in more eyedrops after being blinded by that “warning.”

  14. trai_dep

    “I bet it was the NWO trying to kill Ron Paul…”
    Don’t piss off a feminist, Texas hayseeds.
    Uh, that IS Nat’l Women’s Organization, right?

  15. NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=41863]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You have broken the Da Vinci code. You are now ready to be a Grand Wizard of War and Crafts.

    [re=41869]Paultardville[/re]: RSS >> RonSchutzstaffel?

    [re=41872]Imelda Snarkos[/re]: Actually, when the commenter commented that even the NWO could not stop Ron Paul, what he mean was that they had succeeded in fully digitizing the good doctor so as to edit him into all green-screen and second life functions. Soon the entirety of second life will change their avatars to recreations of the Doctor Congressman.

    Next Week at Screen on the Green: Arsenic and Old Lace featuring Ronald Ernest Paul, MD, who learns on his wedding day that his beloved maiden aunts are homicidal maniacs, and that insanity runs in his family.

  16. Cape Clod

    ‘He will be a martyr just like MLK Jr. and JFK Jr. except even a bigger martyr because the way so many people truly care about him and the abundance of the internet.’

    JFK Jr. is a martyr? What did he die for? To prove that bad piloting skills shouldn’t be an obstacle to people wanting to fly?

  17. eyesfriedopen

    [re=41842]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: The Law of Gravity is not in the Constitution.

  18. eyesfriedopen

    Say what you will about Paultards, but their grasp of the English language is still light years better than McDonalds boycotters.

  19. Terry

    So, I misread the headline of this item and thought it said “Neo-con Build-a-Bear-ers Try, Fail to Kill Ron Paul”.

    That would have been an interesting article.

    After the hit, they take out a little red satin heart, spin in a circle, kiss the heart, and drop it on the corpse. I’m not going to speculate on the use of polyester fiberfill.

  20. Josh Fruhlinger

    I can’t believe the Paultards are so willing to run into the socialist embrace of government-funded Amtrak just so because the free-market airlines tried to kill their leader. Liberty or death, kids!

  21. sanantonerose

    [re=41847]defeatism[/re]: Excuse me, but that’s a little harsh. My mama happens to live in Ron Paul’s district. And while I wouldn’t exactly miss the Great Texas Mosquito Festival if it disappeared from the region’s travel brochure, I don’t want my mama surfing the roof!

  22. Walter Sobchak

    [re=41932]eyesfriedopen[/re]: You’ve got it backwards, ever ride one of those fucking things?

  23. BigLar

    “…thousands of angry americans getting off their asses and visiting WA with torches and pitch forks.” Thank God they are going to Washington STATE instead of Washington, DC. Although I had better let my aunt and cousins know so they can safely slip away to Canada.

  24. TGY

    “Ron Paul simply isn’t worth killing, at least not any more. Kucinich is a more likely target, methinks.”

    BwaAHahAHAHaHAaaHAHahHAhaa

  25. JeffGoldblum

    Wait, I thought every member of the NWO/Illuminati/Rotary Club was at the Bohemian Grove right now sacrificing goats/humans to an owl/phallus or some such business? Does this mean that… No, it can’t be… They’ve rigged up some sort of device that allows them to communicate and plan their dastardly deeds from remote locations?

    PROOF! THE BLACKBERRY DOES EXHIST! LOAD UP ON GUNS! THINE END IS NYE!!!!

  26. Darehead

    [re=42050]JeffGoldblum[/re]: It’s called the “Rear View Spy Scope” and it is: “two tools in one — a magnification lens to see distant objects close-up, plus a pop-out mirror to monitor what’s going on behind you”–all from remote locations.
    It’s the gay illuminati prize that you get with your Gay, I mean, Happy, Meal, from McBilderburgers, oh, I mean, McDonalds.

  27. BadNewsJack

    NWA and NWO??! so a bunch of rappers and wrestlers are planning to kill the good doctor?

  28. misterbilDUHberg

    Continental Airlines wants to help the neo-cons and socialist liberals to establish a new world order by assassinating Dr. Paul and all freedom loving Americans so they can have government agencies give them your personal information so they can more effectively target their marketing campaigns until they have worldwide airline supremacy!!!

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