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Tell mom she’ll have to figure out how to program the TiVo herself: The St. Paul Paultardpalooza is moving to the 20,000-seat Target Sports Arena (in Minneapolis). The chances are increasing that more people will come to the “Twin Cities” to celebrate the Ron Paul Revolution than will show up to give a golf clap to GOP nominee John McCain. This is a beautiful development. Get your tickets now, for only $17.76 fiat dollars — to symbolize the year in which Dr. Paul first demanded that Thomas Jefferson spell “revolution” in a gay way with the EVOL backwards. [TwinCities.com]
BY THE TIME WE GOT TO RONSTOCK
There’s Room For 20,000 St. Paul Paultards!
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Sweet! Now it might be possible to get close enough to heckle him, or at least get my A & F shirt on camera.
Why don’t they have to buy their tickets in gold, or at least a gold backed currency??? (is there one? I’m looking at you Vanuatu.
Collapsing bridges are unconstitutional.
The republic’s stupidest people all in the same place on the same day…and now they can’t even have their McDonald’s.
Can our operatives in Minneapolis not trample the wimin folk and childrin this time.
The Paultards get their panties in a bunch over that sort of thing. Well at least the 2% or 3% who wear panties.
And I’m talking about the men.
Squiggyfm: Silly Wonktard, bridges are for Communists! Use your own damn personal liberty and gold coins to get across the river. Worked for Tom and Huck.
I’m really sad I’m going to miss this Paultardpalooza, but I guess I’m just not a dedicated enough groupie.
Tickets may be purchased with Gil, the official currency of all Final Fantasy games since 1987, or bartered in exchange for rides on a Chocobo.
Forgetaboutit. I don’t want to be in the same room with 20,000 retarded people. Even Special Ed teachers only have to be with five or six. And they get paid, though not enough.
Oh but it gets SO much better. MinnPost.com reports that the Paulite hordes have booked a fucking COW FARM — swear to god — for an event unblushingly to be known as “Ron-Stock.”
No word on whether Alice Cooper will make it, but I’ll bet real gold bullion there’ll be no shortage of Paultards ready to prostrate themselves while crying, “We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!” And really, who’s to argue?
They’ll arrive just after the Minnesota State Fair, so why don’t we just put each Paultard on a stick, and deep-fry them in all the leftover grease? There may be blue ribbon possibilities here.
Ok, thats it. I’m throwing the bullshit flag on this whole paultard movement. This “meeting” is so that Second life and WoW test new software, right?
I never gave a damn about the meterman til I was the man who had to read the meters, man.
Will they protest for the constitutional right to fudge-pack in airport restrooms?
My mother used to say … ‘you’re the boy that can enjoy invisibility’ … i’m the boy that can enjoy invisibility.
loganmo: A paultard doesn’t need Scalia to tell him there is no right to fudge-packery in the Constitution.
OMG, Ron Paul almost dies in plane near-tragedy!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/22/AR2008072202451.html
Janis Joplin was wrong! Even with freedom, you still have something left to lose - cabin pressure!
Secret memo reveals Paultard agenda more sinister than previously surmised. An excerpt:
“We’re gonna kill the California girls
We’re gonna fire the exploding load in the milkmaid maiden head
We’re gonna find the meaning of feeling good
and we’re gonna stay there as long as we think we should”
Mahousu: Thank goddess, Dr. Paul is still alive to vote “no” on the goddamn Communist Aviation Safety Enhancement Act!
I can only hope that Wonkette will come to St. Paul to drink to the R3v0Lution, live-blog, and counter-protest the Paultards, and see how much sex a $5 bounty buys.
Oh no, you are NOT mocking the Safety Dance.
I at least demand an appropriate song parody.
WadISay: You’re darn tootin’.
This joke has probably already been made, but will OB/GYNS be allowed to practices their EVOL of women everywhere?
Mahousu: False story from the librul media. We all know Ron Paul travels by blimp.
Mahousu: Wow. So close….
So. So close.
Can you imagine what would have happened if Paultard had actually died, right after/before this announcement? My Gawd. It would be Paultard rEVOLution.
Mahousu: Either way those people will be rabid with conspiracies. What they know doesn’t matter, to anybody, ever.
columnv: Because the good folks at E-Gold just plead to money laundering.
DieOnTheTurnpike: If he’ll go down to fight Charybdis and get my tarutaru a Joyeuse, I’ll vote for his ass.
shortsshortsshorts: It took all of four minutes on RPF. I’m surprised it took that long, actually.
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=147547
Paultardville: “They tried to kill Ron Paul! His plane just had to make an emergency landing in New Orleans! Ahhh he survived!”
“cab depressurized. sudden loss of altitude. (mask fall down)
effect - cause?”
“Okay, I call conspiracy!”
“Plane crashes are the only way to totally wipe someone’s hands clean of an “assassination” attempt…
“They said the cabin lost pressure… How often does that happen?”
“yes. i have heard many people in natchitoches talk about how he died. a lot of people with different stories… some people aren’t telling the truth.”
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Wow. Really.
Wow.
Sincerely,
“OH MY GAWD THIS IS TRAGIC AND NOW WE MUST GO TO WORK NOW AND GET JOBS AND OUR OWN HOUSE FOR BED TIME??”
Ohs Noes!!
BTW - this moron has responded to TruckNutz postings - all Paultards are ordered over there now to comment:
http://kevinbryant.com/2008/07/22/sen-barack-obama/
Paultardville: They still have nothing on Larry Sinclair’s moron brigade.
oh jesus god. no.
i am taking the kids and heading for the hills.
this state is completely hosed.
I like that the Republican party is eating itself. I’m just a little worried that the part doing the most chewing is the part that thinks the Republicans aren’t ideologically pure enough.
Oh, where’s that Canadian passport I kept handy for just such an emergency?
FunkyPalmettoBug: I wonder how jail is doing for him? That was a great experience. Good ‘ol Sinclair.
Well, I certainly hope that this time no drunken ruffians from Wonkette show up to beat their women and children.
shortsshortsshorts: Where to begin:
*Delaware indicted him for fraud/theft(apparently Larry passed some bad money orders to a hotel)
*Larry probably has AIDS(one of the opp blogs to him noticed that 2 of his medications he’s said he’s taken are aids fighters)
*His word press blog was shut down for posting his opponents’ home telephone numbers
*his new site was shut down for posting Social Security Numbers(it has come back)
*He’s demanding the FBI arrest some officials in Delaware for false imprisonment or something.
*He thinks he’s being prosecuted in Delaware because Biden wants to be Obama’s VP.
*He thinks that Obama is rattling the cages of Medicare, because they’ve cut off his Medicare payment apparently.
*He’s basically accusing Obama and Rev. Wright of murdering the choir director at Trinity Church. The “evidence” being that Rev. Wright announced the murder before the county ME issued a cause of death/death certificate. Never mind that his roommate(who also is involved with the church) found his body shot to death, it was 5 hours between when the body was found and when the Rev announced it, and there’s been several murders of gay black men in Chicago.
*He’s blaming Obama of rounding up some Nigerian online scammer of trying to hack his account.
*He got into a major fight with some pro hillary/anti obama site because they wouldn’t give him what he wanted, and he accused them of being part of the conspiracy.
*he claims he was told by a someone who emailed him that Obama would have him killed if he faced the charges in Delaware.
*His supporters are accusing Fox News and specifically Greta Van Sustren of being part of the conspiracy.
*he’s accused delaware newspapers of libeling him(and has threatened to sue him).
*his first lawyer quit on him after one of those opp blogs emailed him Larry’s site.
*and he’s claimed that Biden is depriving him of his due process rights, but obviously he’s lying.
He’s had a full month lol
FunkyPalmettoBug: Hate to bring conspiracies on ‘Ol Larry, but maybe he should give up now.
shortsshortsshorts: Yeah, his site is turning into some bad abnormal psych experiment. The only thing saddest is the legion of lemmings that sometimes go even farther than he does.
Sabre_Justice: For real. What do Men Without Hits have to do with Paultards, anyway? Why pick on innocent Canuckistani bystanders for collateral damage? What about a screen grab from Beck’s “Loser?” Far more appropriate, methinks. [The Placemats' "Gary's Got A Boner" would likely do in a pinch, given the Paultards' repressed energies, and Paul W. & Co. being from them thar parts, n'all.]
Johnny Zhivago: I tried to reply as “TruckNutz” but got some lame “you’re posting too quickly!” error. Changed the name and, amazingly enough, it seemed to work.
FunkyPalmettoBug: Another sad thing about lemmings is that Minnesota is so flat, there are no cliffs.
But given Romney’s hobby of shooting at small varmints, perhaps we could recruit him to give the ‘tards some dance lessons.
SayItWithWookies: You think it’s bad now, wait til they lose the election. That’ll be popcorn time!
First Wellstone, now Ronzo! Conspiracy! I Want to Believe!
Is there such a thing as Paultard filking?
Boy, there will be a lot of 1980 Ford Fiestas in St. Paul this summer now!
loquaciousmusic: Fundies lifted their ban on Fords, so you are right!! However, McDonald’s will be suffering, I’m afraid.
FunkyPalmettoBug: “*his new site was shut down for posting Social Security Numbers(it has come back)”
Wasn’t it shut down again for posting a non-publically available death certificate?