There's Room For 20,000 St. Paul Paultards!

Tell mom she'll have to figure out how to program the TiVoherself: The St. Paul Paultardpalooza is moving to the 20,000-seat Target Sports Arena (in Minneapolis). The chances are increasing that more people will come to the "Twin Cities" to celebrate the Ron Paul Revolution than will show up to give a golf clap to GOP nominee John McCain. This is a beautiful development. Get your tickets now, for only $17.76 fiat dollars -- to symbolize the year in which Dr. Paul first demanded that Thomas Jefferson spell "revolution" in a gay way with the EVOL backwards. [ TwinCities.com ]