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Much as we’d like to ignore them, teevee bimbo Heidi Montag and her idiot boyfriend Spencer Pratt keep finding their way onto this site. First they endorse John McCain, and then Heidi becomes friends with Meghan McCain, another random unemployed blogger. Tsk tsk, Meghan! This crowd does not like you for your personality! Because if you look now, Heidi & Spencer are publicly bragging about how they’ll get Meghan to pull some strings with her father for a trip to “entertain the troops.” But entertain how?
DADDY PLEASE I PROMISED HEIDI & SPENCER A TRIP AND THEY WILL TOTALLY BE MY FRIENDS FOREVER DON’T BLOW IT:
While Montag and Pratt are eagerly planning their trip — they may be getting a little help with travel arrangements from friend Meghan McCain, the daughter of presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain.
“She’s very sweet,” Pratt told Extra. “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”
If John McCain supports the troops, he will not let this happen.
Heidi & Spencer Plan Trip to Iraq [People]
If life were fair, it would be as Pvt General’s “Aide” Heidi and Pvt. Gomer Pyle Spenser.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vapid
Spencer Pratt could entertain the troops by blowing them. Heidi Montag could self-defenestrate.
What happens when they become hostages of Hamas? Hamas is in Iraq, right? The ones who killed that nice lady PM?
I think these blonde chix and that pratt fellow should personally visit the iraq pakistan border. obama is a total pussy for avoiding this volatile area.
Well, they’re so famous they should have no problem catching a cab into town from the airport.
I’m sure the local Army recruiting office would love to expedite a trip to Iraq for them.
they cannot seriously be considering wasting our soldier’s time and energy trying to figure out just who the fuck these people are and why they would possibly be entertained by them. HAVEN’T THEY SUFFERED ENOUGH!?!
You know, if they really wanted to support the troops and the war on terror, they could have, well, I dunno, joined the army?
PS- I’d consider one of them or both of them getting blown up by an IED to be a positive development
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ???
i don’t know who those people are. [not a joke} but it doesn't look
like i'm missing much.
i'd do her though. [not a joke]
Speaking as a guy who did three tours in Iraq, I’d LOVE to see them hack it in one of the buttcrack of nowhere FOBs like Korean Village. That FOB IS at the end of the Earth.
Spencer could entertain the troops by standing on an IED.
My first thought about how Spencer & Heidi would entertain the troops is “Don’t ask, don’t tell.”
They could do what Bill O’Reilly did in 2007. Fly in, do a book signing at the airport and in the Green Zone (didn’t do any of his schtick; just signed books that the troops had to buy if they wanted an autograph). Fly out. That’s entertainment!
Although that would probably require some sort of basic literacy on their part. What else could they do…the Aristocrats!
Maybe Spencer & Heidi will do their famous Ping Pong Ball Trick.
If Spencer & Heidi visit the Iraq and come back alive, the terrorists will have won.
PROTIP: Go for the fatty.
BigLar: For ppl that don’t know FOB is Forward Operating Base.
I think Francis Ford Coppola already had the answer to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA-ksOHP0bY
“First Spencer comes on stage and starts masturbating. Then Heidi comes out and begins blowing a German Shepherd, after which she takes out her tampon and menstrual blood gushes all over the stage. Then Spencer vomits, and the dog and Spencer and Heidi all start fucking and sucking each other and rolling around in the blood and the vomit.”
“That’s a very interesting act you have there. What do you call yourselves.”
And the answer is . . . ?
NoWireHangers: “If Spencer & Heidi visit the Iraq and come back alive, the terrorists will have won.”
Thank you, that made me spit out my soda.
Who would believe there could potentially be a first Daughter more insipid and self-serving than Jenna?
I still can’t tell witch is witch! Is Spencer the one on the left with the cell phone?
MathewBrooks: Thanks for the save!
tsunami: I’m in the exact same boat as you. Assume they may be famous for being famous.
But I’m not sure if that’s Heidi or Spencer in the pic above with Meghan. Sure he *looks* cute there, but I don’t really swing that direction…
weirdiowasculpture: Ummm.ew…maybe “Empty Head and the Creepy Flesh Colored Beard”? and I mean ALL the inuendo…
Meghan farts IEDs, and is therefore a threat to national security.
Live at the Swamp tonight: 2 girls, 1 cup.
Haha, I love it: on McCainBlogette* Meghan has a video about “Visiting Hope Village.” This is the future name for Washington DC, and she and dad will be doing it soon.
*Memo to Jim, don’t you own the “ette” suffix?
Well, wouldn’t they be supporting the troops through biological warfare? They could spread various VD’s across the desert.
I’d give half my kingdom to see this caption Just. Once!
“Meghan McCain, left, and her mother, Cindy.”
Who TF are these people again?
MathewBrooks: That’s service I can believe in!
Who are Heidi Montana and Spenser Doofus?
Spencer Pratt, 108 years old according to his My Space page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=54855873
Who’s his friend “Dejuan”? Bastard son of de Juan McSame, a.k.a. Walnuts! McGruff?
Are there sex tapes of Heidi doing Meaghan and McGruff, Dejuan, Spenser and Larry Craig?!
ZOMG yes PLEASE send Heidi and Spencer to Iraq! Then on to Waziristan, Sudan, Zimbabwe and all the other places where people are having a gosh-darned tough time of it right now and could use a little entertainment.
Then, if there is anything left of them after all that entertaining, please send it directly to the moon via rocket launcher. Thx!
Can you say donkey show? Thats right, Spencer the love dispenser and a donkey. Very entertaining. I’d see that for a dollar.
I luv watchin that there Hills!! My Daddy Walnuts does too. We sit there eatin’ Cheetos an’ drinkin Budweizer in our underware before rasslin’ comes on. That Heidi sure is hott!! My half-sister needs to lay off the M&Ms tho…
I have to laugh every time I see pictures of the two pretty blonde daughters of the McCains. (I don’t know who belongs to which biological parent, and I don’t care.) The point is…where’s a picture of the girl they adopted? Is she locked up in the attic? The basement? Sent out of town for the duration?