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Mel Gibson’s Insane Father Endorses Ron Paul

by Jim Newell  1:10 pm July 22, 2008

Here’s a priceless video from Hutton Gibson, the conspiracy theory-obsessed, Holocaust-denying father of similarly insane Mel Gibson, endorsing who else but Ron Paul. The video opens and closes with stark images of the Holy Cross in the middle of a thunderstorm. Then Gibson, 84, and a “Jeopardy Champion” (go Josh!), says that “the only way we can save the country is to vote for Ron Paul. [3-second pause]. In 2008.” [YouTube]

{ 45 comments }

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 22, 2008 at 1:15 pm

How on earth are we supposed to do that? Shouldn’t they be focusing their efforts on murdering and secretly replacing convention delegates with Paultardified clones?

Advocatus_Diaboli July 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Did he say “48″ grandchildren? WTF?

Well, anyway, not too surprised his a Paultard.

V572625694 July 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm

I wasn’t sure before, but the advice of a Jeopardy champion is irrefutable. Paul 08!!!1!

loquaciousmusic July 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Most of the Paultards are still playing hackysack, drinking Clearly Canadian, and listening to The Samples. They’re so stuck in 1992 that they won’t be ready to vote for Ron Paul in 2008 until 2024.

ManchuCandidate July 22, 2008 at 1:19 pm

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And eating all your Cheetos, drinking your Red Bull, playing WOW XXII many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell the ZOG that they may take our fiat currency, but they’ll never take… OUR GOLD STANDARD!

RuperttheBear July 22, 2008 at 1:19 pm

I’m sorry. That was not phrased as a question.

Aurelio July 22, 2008 at 1:21 pm

He had 10 children and 48 grandchildren? Well, his pecker works. Or, anyway, it used to work.

Anonymous Office Zombie July 22, 2008 at 1:21 pm

Soooo… that wasn’t ironic on purpose, then?

Why do I have the feeling that Hutton makes a reference Jesus being crucified in any and every possible situation? Constantly.

user-of-owls July 22, 2008 at 1:21 pm

With a reproductive track record as prodigious as that, I would have thought he’d be devoting his efforts toward the McDonalds boycott.

Schadenfried July 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm

[re=41214]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Well, the Gibsons are Catholic, respectully. Mel alone has 7-8 children, one he tried to fix up with Brittney Spears.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 22, 2008 at 1:32 pm

[re=41237]Schadenfried[/re]: Catholic, you say? hmmmm

That’s a lot of hard-working sugar-tits, nursing those broods.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 22, 2008 at 1:33 pm

[re=41237]Schadenfried[/re]: Indeed, Catholics are quite productive. I’m one of seven myself. I think my older siblings have wised up and capped their fecundity at three and two respectively, although one never really knows what can happen when you time your days incorrectly…

RuperttheBear July 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm

[re=41237]Schadenfried[/re]: So, Catholics do a lot of fucking?

Guppy06 July 22, 2008 at 1:42 pm

I’m going to wait to see who Ken Jennings endorses.

DieOnTheTurnpike July 22, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Great, William Wallace Senior just endorsed the good doctor. Now, instead of the Paultards dressing as rejects from a community theatre rendition of 1776, we’re going to get ‘em covered in blue face paint and wielding two handed swords hewn from Ron Paul lawn signs.

Terry July 22, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Didn’t Papa Gibson give up this country to move his family to Australia years ago?

mookworthjwilson July 22, 2008 at 1:56 pm

Well there goes the veep spot on Walnuts!’s ticket…

Aurelio July 22, 2008 at 2:03 pm

WTF is that big piece of furniture behind him? The Lost Ark?

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 22, 2008 at 2:04 pm

[re=41259]DieOnTheTurnpike[/re]: You seem to forget that indeed they already did that.

Lascauxcaveman July 22, 2008 at 2:07 pm

[re=41250]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: Ha. I’m one of seven myself, with some deeply entrenched middle-child character traits. I’m a bit of piker, legacy-wise, though. Only have two offspring (I’m pretty sure).

[re=41255]RuperttheBear[/re]: Not to my knowledge. But maybe, if you’re a practicing Catholic. I’ll have to ask my wife about that.

FMA July 22, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Play the video backwards and it says, “Freemasons run the country!”

Lascauxcaveman July 22, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Also, I’m pretty sure Hutton isn’t what you’d call a Charismatic Catholic.

Anonymous Office Zombie July 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm

I foolishly went to http://www.huttongibson.com like the video suggested. It’s a great website – if you’re really into reading a lunatic, fringe Catholic rants on papal conspiracies(/for me to poop on). I dare anyone to try and make it through reading all of that gobbledegook.

Accordion-o-rama July 22, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Rarely have I seen a more compelling and impeccably argued case for a candidate.

TGY July 22, 2008 at 2:29 pm

Figures.

sezme July 22, 2008 at 2:29 pm

That sure wasn’t creepy at all.

irisheyes July 22, 2008 at 2:56 pm

Well, I guess we know now whose idea it was for the Barack Obama lovefest wingding on the McCain site. Ingenious, really.

Lazy Media July 22, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Who’s the cunt trollop in the background banging dishes around during this crucial political endorsement? I certainly hope Hutton laid down a little servant leadership on her ass, right after he finished sewing up the nomination for Ron Paul.

dangbuddy July 22, 2008 at 3:25 pm

[re=41286]Aurelio[/re]: It’s a portal to Middle Earth.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 22, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Kinda disappointed there was no self-flogging.

Serolf Divad July 22, 2008 at 3:38 pm

[re=41436]Rev. Peter Lemonjello[/re]:

And that he’s not an albino.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm

[re=41449]Serolf Divad[/re]: bingo

WIDTAP July 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm

Are you sure Gibson Sr. really isn’t a Jew?

columnv July 22, 2008 at 3:50 pm

I like how he paused so long before saying 2008.

FunkyPalmettoBug July 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm

As complex and nuanced as Apocalypto.

And I don’t think anyone who leaves the country voluntarily can call themselves a patriot.

glamourdammerung July 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm

And again, another conspiracy-obsessed fool endorses the candidate that best represents their “interests”, God-Doctor Ron Paul.

ProfessorJukes July 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm

[re=41255]RuperttheBear[/re]:
Obviously, Catholics do a LOT of fucking. But the only sanctioned forms of birth control are 1) The Rhythm Method, which is not entirely effective, and 2) fucking altar boys, which definitely avoids pregnancy.

dearest July 22, 2008 at 4:17 pm

I must be high, I am seeing unbelievable things.

Booster July 22, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Oooh, I see we’re in liberal slam Catholics lala land. Professor Jukes? Professor Pukes is more like it. Case of collective liberalitis? I suspect Mel Gibson earns more money in one day than the lot of you put together will earn in your collective lives. Clearly, you have all been short changed in life – economically and intellectually deprived. Have a great life while it lasts. Kudos to Hutton Gibson.

glamourdammerung July 22, 2008 at 5:00 pm

[re=41527]Booster[/re]: I think you forgot to take your medication.

glamourdammerung July 22, 2008 at 5:07 pm

[re=41527]Booster[/re]: Also, anyone that defends a person that claims the Holocaust did not happen as being in “lala land” is a retard at best.

RuperttheBear July 22, 2008 at 6:10 pm

[re=41527]Booster[/re]: Booster (if that is your real name), just because you can come to this blog doesn’t mean you should.

Now, buttsecs with altar boys? Even if you can’t do that, you should. Ur, I think. What is this post about?

OH YEAH. Mel Gibson’s father stole the Arc of The Covenant and is going to laser the NAZIS! HUZZAH!

Sabre_Justice July 22, 2008 at 6:46 pm

[re=41261]Terry[/re]: I think we kicked him out.

mothermaven July 22, 2008 at 9:24 pm

[re=41259]DieOnTheTurnpike[/re]: Paultards in Kilts!

BadNewsJack July 23, 2008 at 12:58 pm

[re=41527]Booster[/re]: wow, that was such an awesome insult. Professor Pukes. I get it. Cuz Jukes and Pukes rhyme. Its sooooooooo funny cuz its true. hehe, pukes. What a funny individual. I mean, defending a holocaust denier who left the U.S and moved to Australia to raise Nazis. That takes some balls. Small balls, but balls nonetheless. Thank you for your riveting and poignant commentary.

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