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Here’s a priceless video from Hutton Gibson, the conspiracy theory-obsessed, Holocaust-denying father of similarly insane Mel Gibson, endorsing who else but Ron Paul. The video opens and closes with stark images of the Holy Cross in the middle of a thunderstorm. Then Gibson, 84, and a “Jeopardy Champion” (go Josh!), says that “the only way we can save the country is to vote for Ron Paul. [3-second pause]. In 2008.” [YouTube]
NEW PAULTARDS
How on earth are we supposed to do that? Shouldn’t they be focusing their efforts on murdering and secretly replacing convention delegates with Paultardified clones?
Did he say “48″ grandchildren? WTF?
Well, anyway, not too surprised his a Paultard.
I wasn’t sure before, but the advice of a Jeopardy champion is irrefutable. Paul 08!!!1!
Most of the Paultards are still playing hackysack, drinking Clearly Canadian, and listening to The Samples. They’re so stuck in 1992 that they won’t be ready to vote for Ron Paul in 2008 until 2024.
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And eating all your Cheetos, drinking your Red Bull, playing WOW XXII many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell the ZOG that they may take our fiat currency, but they’ll never take… OUR GOLD STANDARD!
I’m sorry. That was not phrased as a question.
He had 10 children and 48 grandchildren? Well, his pecker works. Or, anyway, it used to work.
Soooo… that wasn’t ironic on purpose, then?
Why do I have the feeling that Hutton makes a reference Jesus being crucified in any and every possible situation? Constantly.
With a reproductive track record as prodigious as that, I would have thought he’d be devoting his efforts toward the McDonalds boycott.
Advocatus_Diaboli: Well, the Gibsons are Catholic, respectully. Mel alone has 7-8 children, one he tried to fix up with Brittney Spears.
Schadenfried: Catholic, you say? hmmmm
That’s a lot of hard-working sugar-tits, nursing those broods.
Schadenfried: Indeed, Catholics are quite productive. I’m one of seven myself. I think my older siblings have wised up and capped their fecundity at three and two respectively, although one never really knows what can happen when you time your days incorrectly…
Schadenfried: So, Catholics do a lot of fucking?
I’m going to wait to see who Ken Jennings endorses.
Great, William Wallace Senior just endorsed the good doctor. Now, instead of the Paultards dressing as rejects from a community theatre rendition of 1776, we’re going to get ‘em covered in blue face paint and wielding two handed swords hewn from Ron Paul lawn signs.
Didn’t Papa Gibson give up this country to move his family to Australia years ago?
Well there goes the veep spot on Walnuts!’s ticket…
WTF is that big piece of furniture behind him? The Lost Ark?
DieOnTheTurnpike: You seem to forget that indeed they already did that.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Ha. I’m one of seven myself, with some deeply entrenched middle-child character traits. I’m a bit of piker, legacy-wise, though. Only have two offspring (I’m pretty sure).
RuperttheBear: Not to my knowledge. But maybe, if you’re a practicing Catholic. I’ll have to ask my wife about that.
Play the video backwards and it says, “Freemasons run the country!”
Also, I’m pretty sure Hutton isn’t what you’d call a Charismatic Catholic.
I foolishly went to http://www.huttongibson.com like the video suggested. It’s a great website - if you’re really into reading a lunatic, fringe Catholic rants on papal conspiracies(/for me to poop on). I dare anyone to try and make it through reading all of that gobbledegook.
Rarely have I seen a more compelling and impeccably argued case for a candidate.
Figures.
That sure wasn’t creepy at all.
Well, I guess we know now whose idea it was for the Barack Obama lovefest wingding on the McCain site. Ingenious, really.
Who’s the cunt trollop in the background banging dishes around during this crucial political endorsement? I certainly hope Hutton laid down a little servant leadership on her ass, right after he finished sewing up the nomination for Ron Paul.
Aurelio: It’s a portal to Middle Earth.
Kinda disappointed there was no self-flogging.
Rev. Peter Lemonjello:
And that he’s not an albino.
Serolf Divad: bingo
Are you sure Gibson Sr. really isn’t a Jew?
I like how he paused so long before saying 2008.
As complex and nuanced as Apocalypto.
And I don’t think anyone who leaves the country voluntarily can call themselves a patriot.
And again, another conspiracy-obsessed fool endorses the candidate that best represents their “interests”, God-Doctor Ron Paul.
RuperttheBear:
Obviously, Catholics do a LOT of fucking. But the only sanctioned forms of birth control are 1) The Rhythm Method, which is not entirely effective, and 2) fucking altar boys, which definitely avoids pregnancy.
I must be high, I am seeing unbelievable things.
Oooh, I see we’re in liberal slam Catholics lala land. Professor Jukes? Professor Pukes is more like it. Case of collective liberalitis? I suspect Mel Gibson earns more money in one day than the lot of you put together will earn in your collective lives. Clearly, you have all been short changed in life - economically and intellectually deprived. Have a great life while it lasts. Kudos to Hutton Gibson.
Booster: I think you forgot to take your medication.
Booster: Also, anyone that defends a person that claims the Holocaust did not happen as being in “lala land” is a retard at best.
Booster: Booster (if that is your real name), just because you can come to this blog doesn’t mean you should.
Now, buttsecs with altar boys? Even if you can’t do that, you should. Ur, I think. What is this post about?
OH YEAH. Mel Gibson’s father stole the Arc of The Covenant and is going to laser the NAZIS! HUZZAH!
Terry: I think we kicked him out.
DieOnTheTurnpike: Paultards in Kilts!
Booster: wow, that was such an awesome insult. Professor Pukes. I get it. Cuz Jukes and Pukes rhyme. Its sooooooooo funny cuz its true. hehe, pukes. What a funny individual. I mean, defending a holocaust denier who left the U.S and moved to Australia to raise Nazis. That takes some balls. Small balls, but balls nonetheless. Thank you for your riveting and poignant commentary.