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Last week we discovered the website “Boycott McDonald’s,” an American Family Association initiative that criticizes McDonald’s for one time giving some gay thing $20,000 to make an ad or whatever BACKING THE FULL GAY AGENDA. We showed a litany of samples from the site’s comment section, and it was very popular, so now we are going to post more funny comments from it. At least 8 of the top 10 funniest things on the Internet are comments from this website.

  • “I HAVE EATEN MANY,MANY TIMES AT McDONALDS, BUT I HAVE HAD MY LAST!!”
  • “I`m sorry that you have made the decision that heterosexul folks such as i are not welcome in your resturants any longer. i will not argue your decision. By giving your resturants sapport to the homosexual groups you have told me my believes and lifestyle are not yours and i`m not welcome in your resturants anylonger.”
  • “We will be patronizing Whataburger and others from now on. We are disappointed with your supportof gay marriage. Cliff & Jana Maples”
  • “I am appaulled at your support for such action and will now have all family members and church associates (about 5000 of us) to boycott all eating at McDonalds until it hurts your position financially and you change your direction just as we did with Ford Motor Company recently. We will ‘show you’ who has the ‘majority oppinion’ on this issue in America Today ! ! !”
  • “Sorry, but my shadow will no longer cross the threshold of the golden arches. Good bye. I need to lose weight and save money. This is just the impitous I needed.”
  • “I recently saw two young teenagers making out. I figure McDonalds is no longer my kind of place. I think the sixteen year old worked there.”
  • “McDonald I am a regular customer in your store but I will not be eating in your store any more because of your open support of gay. I am a christianand God says they are an Abolition and God will deal with them. joyce”
  • “I will not support a company that becomes political.”[Does he live off the land, then? — Ed.]
  • “FOR SHAME !!!!!!!! The Bible STILL STANDS !!!!”
  • “Since you have decide to support homosexually totally and their Sodom and Gomorrah life style. This has given me an extremely good reason to stop the purchase of any of your food items from McDonalds as of today. I also have a very active Blog site and I will post data about your support of the homosexual gay agenda.
  • “My family & I will not be eating at McDonalds as long as your position about support for the Homosexual agenda remains the same. I will also suggest members in my congregation boycott you as well. Rev. Jim Berlin Chillicothe Free Methodist Church Senior Pastor jberlin@we.rr.com”
  • “My family of 8 eat at Mcdonalds at least 3xs a week. We discontinue this until McDonalds removes its endorsement and remains neutral.”
  • “I have 5 days a week my house filled with children of various age and many days it’s Mc Donalds for dinner due to time restraints. NOT ANY MORE. I will not spend my hard earnd money to support a group of people that is trappling my beliefs and leading our futur generations in to a lifestyle that will kill them. I will not come and spend a dime there nor will I let any of my friends or aquaintends do so. what ever I can to stop this support of nglcc I will do. Children are too precious to be perverted like that. one of many who still have a sense of morality”
  • “YOU DID NOT BILD YOUR COMPANY ON HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE! IT WAS BUILD ON FAMILY VALUES! MAN,WIFE.CHILDREN!MOSTLTY CHILDREN! THEY DON’T COME FROM HOMO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
  • And those are the best comments… from the bottom 5% of this website.

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  1. Mmmm…Quarter-pounder with cheese, large fries, and, to make it more healthy, a large Diet Coke.

    MAN,WIFE.CHILDREN!MOSTLTY CHILDREN!

  2. So what’s on the homosexual value today??

    1. Destroy American Values
    2. Have buttsecks all over the interwebs.
    3. Buy a Big Mac.

    It’s a tall ticket, but I think teh gehz can do it. Go get ’em gehz.

  3. “My family of 8 eat at Mcdonalds at least 3xs a week. We discontinue this until McDonalds removes its endorsement and remains neutral.”

    …and widens their front door.

  4. No self-respecting gay man would eat at McDonalds. The lesbos, that’s another mater.

    Also, why they hell does MSNBC replay Hardball one hour later? Also, Steve Hayes has been drinking. I’m loving it.

  5. Hey, McDonald’s also has LATTES and FRUIT! They are also backing the latte-drinking, vegan, liberal agenda! *gasp!*

    I love how they always throw in some number to try and be impressive, while letting another number slip out that looks pathetic (i.e. litter size or times/week of eating there).

    “My kidz and wife (total of 8) belief in pig fat an’ grease an sugar water! We go burger tyme 4evs now til you stop support teh gay!”

  6. Hey Jim, did THEY bold the “aquaintends”, or was that your doing? Are they proud of creative spelling or something? Do they just think those little red underlines of words as they type are for decoration?

  7. “I have 5 days a week my house filled with children of various age and many days it’s Mc Donalds for dinner due to time restraints. NOT ANY MORE. I will not spend my hard earnd money to support a group of people that is trappling my beliefs and leading our futur generations in to a lifestyle that will kill them. I will not come and spend a dime there nor will I let any of my friends or aquaintends do so. what ever I can to stop this support of nglcc I will do. Children are too precious to be perverted like that. one of many who still have a sense of morality”

    What? This is like, somewhere between English and some kind of futuristic bastardized space-alien language.

  8. Ohhhhhh man…. I ate at the McDonalds across the street in honor of buttsecks last week. Much like homosexuality I ended up with a really sore ass.

    Sounds like this guy might be able to clue us in about the gay agenda:
    Rev. Jim Berlin Chillicothe Free Methodist Church Senior Pastor jberlin@we.rr.com

    Anybody willing to inquire please keep me posted.

  9. Please tell me that when progressives post protest comments the ratio of sense & grammar to outrage is higher than what these people have managed. I felt like I was back in the classroom trying to decipher first grader’s writing.

  10. “My family of 4 already has been boycotting McDonald’s because of this issue that came up several months ago. This is a responsible thing to do because we are responsible with where we put our money.”

    And that’s why we regularly used to eat at McDonalds. I’m sure they will now only dine at Ruth’s Chris or the Palm.

  11. I recently saw two young teenagers making out. I figure McDonalds is no longer my kind of place. I think the sixteen year old worked there.

    OMG THE TEENAGERS ARE BEING PROMISCUOUS! ALERT THE BLOGOSPHERE!

  12. “I recently saw two young teenagers making out. I figure McDonalds is no longer my kind of place. I think the sixteen year old worked there.”

    “McDonald I am a regular customer in your store but I will not be eating in your store any more because of your open support of gay. I am a christianand God says they are an Abolition and God will deal with them. joyce”

    Those two may be my new favorites. Short, subtle, but still able to demonstrate sheer ignorance and stupidity.

  13. Unfortunately, it’s getting harder and harder to force my aquaintends to eat where I tell them. Oh no! It’s getting harder and harder! Dammit, McDonalds, now you’ve done gone and made me gay. In the future I will be ordering my Big Macs without the special sauce.

  14. wait until they find out that Wendy loves the ladies….

    and, didnt they used to refer to the Santorum as a ‘whopper’

  15. These fuckers know they can spell check shit like impitous and acquaintends on the intertubes, right? Christ, even their misspellings were ‘wrong’. Though trappling should be a word.

    “Pa, where’s our fishin’ rods?”
    -Over by the trapplin’, son.
    “Gee, thanks!”

  16. Okay, I couldn’t resist. I Googled “gay agenda” and found the Wikipedia page. It lists some interesting facts about homosexuals that are listed by anti-gay fundies. One statistic caught my eye- between 70 and 75 percent of gay men regularly ingest fecal matter. So they do eat at McDonalds after all.

  17. Four separate comments had the same unusual misspelling of “appalled” or “appalling.” I’m thinking that one crazy ass winger (with fairly weak grammatical “skilz”) is inflating the comment count.

  18. [re=40735]Brutus Harlot[/re]: Promoting the Black agenda. That’s disgusting. I will take my family of 15 and go somewhere where they think of the men, women, and children, but MOSTLY CHILDREN.

  19. More from the site:

    “My family will not patronize your restaurant until this support of the gay agenda is terminated. I’m sorry to hear this because McDonald’s was one of my favorite and most-visited fast food eating places.”

    They’re so broken up. I’m fairly certain this person was crying while writing this.

    Also, have you noticed, it’s not just a ‘gay agenda’ anymore. it’s a ‘homosexual gay agenda’. which is obviously both. and worse.

  20. “I am a christianand God says they are an Abolition and God will deal with them. joyce”

    Why are the most retarded conservative females always named Joyce?..

  21. All this hoo-hah about the gay agenda is a lie! I went to my McDonalds and asked the cute guy clerk with the pierced nose if he wanted to give me a rimjob and all he did was call the cops. They didn’t want to give me a rimjob either. But God, they looked good in those uniforms.

  22. There’s more:

    “Somehow the thought of Ronald McDonald in a gay pride parade doesn’t go over well. Keep McDonald’s neutral!”

    Disagree!

  23. “SoHIS is the secret sauce? No thanks!”

    OH, so close to a really funny comment from the bitters! Our poor comedian was felled by an inability to figure out the difference between “backspace” and “shift”.

  24. “I had craving a McDonald’s ice cream cone recently, but I’m now dedicated totally to this boycott.”

    don’t they know it’s gay to be retarded?

  25. [re=40749]Jobbotch[/re]: Um, this was supposed to be a bit of strikethrough humor. But since the tags didn’t work, now it just looks… Joycean.

  26. “because McDonald’s had taken a stand to support the activist gay agenda that is destroying the core of family values in the U.S. we will take a stand to support McDonald’s competitors such as In-n-Out and Chick fil-A.”

    I detect an insurgent in the comments…

  27. Wow, pitting my love for fatty and fried foods against my hate for the gays. If only a guy on a tractor could write a song to help me decide.

  28. Well, if they knew Burger King was ripping off the poor illegal immigrant workers by refusing to pay an extra 10 cents per pound on tomatoes they would go there instead.

  29. I figure the part of the Bible that condemns poor spellers is toward the end, where it talks about not judging others and loving your neighbor. These people just haven’t read, or been read to, that far.

  30. I HAF BIN CRISTIANED MOST OF LYFE ADN HAS ATEN YUR FOUD FASTER WITH SUPERSIZED SO I NOT AFRAYED TO SPEND THE MONIES. BUTT, NO MOOR. YOO HAS THE GAY HOMOSECKSYOOALL FERRY ANGINA IN MYND FOUR ALL US, AND I NOT SUPPORT, OR YOO. YOO LEAD TO DETH WITH ANYL SODOMIE HOUR KIDZ, WITCH WURST TO ABORSHUN, CUZ THAY ALYVE AND YOU MAYK DED.

    SO, NO MOOR SUPERSIZED FOUR MEE. NOW I ONLY EET TEH BUGGER KING’S WAYLONG CHILLYDAWG AND TRIE NUT THIN’KIN UV GAY HOMOSECKSYOOALL FERRY ANGINA OF YUSE NO MO. AND I TILL TIN THOUZIND FIENDS THAY BITTER KNOT GEEV YOO THAY MONIES OR I WIL BEET DEM UPP WIT UDDER TIN THOUZIND FIENDS I HAF.

    YOO BEE SO SORRIE WEN YOO IS BNACRIPT FOUR TEH GAY FERRY HOMOSECKSYOOALLZ.

    SINGED
    Prof. Oral Schvantz
    Rejent U.

  31. “We will ’show you’ who has the ‘majority oppinion’ on this issue in America Today ! ! !”

    “America Today” as a proper noun makes me damn proud to be an American. TODAY.

  32. I’ll bet this guy; Senior Pastor jberlin@we.rr.com” received some eye opeing emails. Or maybe that was his motivation for publishing his email address. As far as the “special sauce” goes…where do you think the 16 yr old kid unloads after humping his colleague in the parking lot. Read Portnoy’s Complaint?

  33. [re=40743]blowhard[/re]: McDonald’s also advertises in Mexican in my neighborhood, and most of their employees speak English and Mexican. I am going to take my business to Taco Bell.

  34. As a red-blooded straight American, I have been creaming out gap-toothed rednecks at a rate somewhat more than 1 every nine months for the last 20 years. My house, a nightmare brood of dozens of serial arsonists, flowbee coiffed goons and my various pregnant daughters, find it necessary to eat at McDonald’s as a group 6 times a day. But due to your unbiblical stance on the Gay, we shall now be eating at that buffet thing in the back of the K-Mart. Sincerely, Belinda Terwilliger.

  35. Years of inbreeding and home schooling. Fourteen little windows into the hellish dimension of the slack jawed Jeebus follower. Although death is a tragedy, it may come as a blessed relief to a person trapped in—The Twilight Zone.

  36. I wonder how many of the McDonalds protesters would realize that they practice sodomy, if they actually figured out the definition of the term?

  37. [re=40813]pinko-commie[/re]: You do realize that sex is a sin if the woman is not lying on her back motionless, probably thinking about her grocery list, right?

  38. I hear tell the D.O.T. also pander to the homersexuls, so you Valu Minded real Americans should also stay off roads. Expeshially freeways. Its right there in the name: FREEways (wink wink) free like as in the gays.

    Save the America! Dont drive on the freeways or you will be a gay!

  39. Gosh darn-it. I’m gay and ever since this boycott began I’ve been taking up the slack so to speak, having a Big Breakfast at 9, Big Mac meal at 12, and 2-4 trips after that for $1 double cheese’s and Oreo McFlurry’s, eating while I drive. But now I can’t get laid – and am becoming a self-loathing fat fag. I’m also bitter and thinking about getting a gun.

  40. “We will ’show you’ who has the ‘majority oppinion’ on this issue in America Today ! ! !”

    Relax with the exclamation marks, buddy. And it’s called USA Today.

    “I will not spend my hard earnd money to support a group of people that is trappling my beliefs and leading our futur generations in to a lifestyle that will kill them. I will not come and spend a dime there nor will I let any of my friends or aquaintends do so. ”

    First I thought the ‘lifestyle that will kill them’ was to stuff their faces with huge helpings of greasy shit. Apparently I was wrong.

  41. so, eating at a place that is at the seething heart of obesity epidemic in the country who have a pederast clown as a marketing tool is a-okay with Jesus, but not if they support teh gays, huh? You white trash types confuse me.

  42. OK, click on the link for the “letter to the AFA”, and you’ll see that Mickey D’s has a position in its org chart called “Chief Diversity Officer”.

    This, coming from a company whose primary goal is serving up uniformity. Go figure.

  43. [re=40722]KevoTron[/re]: I agree with the sore ass. I might now be more likely to help the gehy cause by trying but-secs as big-macs cause diarrhea.

  44. Alright, which of you Wonkette editors is a closet fundie?

    “Since you have decide to support homosexually totally and their Sodom and Gomorrah life style. This has given me an extremely good reason to stop the purchase of any of your food items from McDonalds as of today. I also have a very active Blog site and I will post data about your support of the homosexual gay agenda.“

  45. This is the best one: “I recently saw two young teenagers making out. I figure McDonalds is no longer my kind of place. I think the sixteen year old worked there.”

    The sheer depth of awesomeness in this comment leaves me speechless.

  46. “Homosexual gay agenda?” I’m now quite curious about the hetero gay agenda. Do they get “honorary gay” status or something?

  47. TEH GAYZZZZ!!! OH NOES!!!!!!

    Recently, McDonald’s began a new dress code requiring all men to work in drag. Or so you’d think, reading these comments.

    This is EXACTLY why I’m leaving the country with my husband to backpack around the world for a few years.

  48. I just had lunch at McDonalds and I can report that it was NOT AT ALL FABULOUS. So don’t worry, there isn’t very much gay there yet.

  49. [re=40706]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You forgot “4. Mandatory Abortions for family valued americans” … and “5. Sneak more hot illegal latin lovers from Mexica”

  50. Wait til you get a load of this:

    “The AFA also maintains a news website that attracted notoriety this month for its policy of automatically replacing the word “gay” with “homosexual”. Thus was Olympic sprinting hopeful Tyson Gay unwittingly renamed Tyson Homosexual, to the mocking delight of many liberal bloggers.”

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/15/usa.mcdonalds

    Oh Nos! Intertube technologisticses strike again! I sense a AFA boycott of the Internets on the horizon, since it is so obviously a gay plot.

  51. The gay agenda raped my grandmother and ate my dog. Because your company supports the gay agenda, and by proxy the raping of grandmothers and consumption of canines, I cannot be a patron of your restaurant anymore. You may now find me at the Burger King, which has promised in writing not to rape my other grandmother or eat my new dog. Good day, sir.

  52. Are you kidding me? Check out this poetic – or rather, rhymed – paean to the evils of McD’s buggery:

    “McDonald’s is not my kind of place, for God they have disgraced. No more purchases of hamburgers or fries to support the spreading of lies. What happened to your values – or has it been contaminated by your revenues. McDonalds your arch is not so golden and I am disappointed that corporate sponsors have allowed this action. Thank God there are other fast food establishments to support.”

    Precious, that. Also:

    “What’s next, are they going to support NAMBLA? What about beastiality? Am I really being riduculous?”

    Also…

    jeez. There’s just too many of them. Thank you wonkette: that site is pure gold. Can this be a regular feature? Please?

  53. >> My family of 8 eat at Mcdonalds at least 3xs a week. We discontinue this until McDonalds removes its endorsement and remains neutral.”

    It figures that Catholics would have loved McDonald’s, before it went gay on them. If you buy into the whole ‘wafer is the actual body of Christ’ deal, you can easily believe that a McDonald’s burger is made from real cow.

  54. “You need to change your gay position..”

    Great idea, we might try the Tallahassee Reverse Bucking Bronco Surprise next time. Thanks for the helpful relationship advice, AFA!

  55. Oh my God! MickeyD’s boycotted by (say) a thousand people out of the Fourty-Seven Million fucking customers they serve daily around the motherfucking world! How *WILL* they survive??? Tune in tomorrow for the completely predictable results!

    Did somebody not get fries with their Happy Meal(TM)?

  56. Besides the quote in the Wonkette thread above, there are FOUR more entries that spell “appall” as “appaul” — a whopper-ing total of five references in the comments list!

    “Today is the last time me and my family will go to McDonalds until we hear that this corporation refuses to support this gay agenda I,m appauld at your position.”

    “Iam one of those people who have worked at Mcdonalds for years in Clarksville Tn, and I am appauled at what I have found out about your company you no longer will get my support.”

    “I think it’s absolutely appauling that a “family oriented” company like McDonald’s would have the audacity to support such a harmful way of life. Not only is it completely against God, but it is one of the top reasons for the destruction of the traditional family. I will pray for the company, but until they reconsider their position and remain neutral in this issue, my family, friends, church and I will no longer support/eat at McDonald’s. This is truly a sad day. Wake up before it’s too late!”

    I think it is appauling that a eating establishment that caters to children is promoting the gay agenda. I will never eat McDonald’s again, I will not take my children and or my grandchildren to eat there ever again. Respectfully, Vera Ferguson

  57. “Sorry, but my shadow will no longer cross the threshold of the golden arches. Good bye. I need to lose weight and save money. This is just the impitous I needed.”

    There’s nothing sadder than an illiterate vampire.

  58. You missed the best one:

    “I will never, ever, visit a McDonald’s in lieu of these developments.”

    Ignorant + pretentious = funny + pathetic

  59. Well, I asked for a copy of the gay agenda a week ago in the AFA comments section. They have yet to get back to me. Frankly, I’m outraged. Outraged!

  60. “Not only is it completely against God, but it is one of the top reasons for the destruction of the traditional family.”

    and what is the top reason for traditional family destruction? Those damn heterosexuals and their right to divorce, thats what!

  61. [re=40921]Uncle Al[/re]: It helps if you read that with a bit like Suzanne Sugarbaker, Scarlett O’Hara or Blanche Devereaux,

    “As God as my witness, I will nevah, evah visit a McDonald’s in lieu of these recent developments.”

  62. [re=40932]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I can’t tell you how excited I am that tomorrow my route to work goes right by McDonalds.

    [re=40942]Iggy Plop[/re]: God has performed many miracles using flamers. Burning bush? That’s what Moses felt like after having buttsex with God. The tongues of fire by which the holy spirit came upon the apostles? God jizzing on them after buttsex. Now we will save the American people, how? Through buttsex. Tried and true methodology.

  63. there was a motion at the last meeting of the homosexuals to amend
    the agenda but there were only 30 million members attending.
    without quorum it seems big macs are supersize gay for the foreseeable
    future.

  64. I am two appaulled to give and oppinion. If there ist no sapport for the heterosexul agenda in McDonald, my shadow, impitus and aquaintends to Whataburger.

  65. McDonald’s uses beef from Brazil and service workers in India, and it hires illegal, literacy-challenged immigrants. Still nothing moves da fundies to nationalistic moral retribution like the Sodomites!

    “I always stop by McDonald’s every time I go to town to do my shopping. I sincerely hope the company will reconsider their ill-advised position. For now, I will eat across the street. Take note, McDonald’s,I bought a Toyota instead of a Ford!”

  66. I stopped supping at the local McD when it changed its flagship colors to the feces brown and urine gold of Rancho Mirage. But I can be essily hurted in that way.

  67. [re=40955]S.Luggo[/re]: I always liked the old red and white tile, myself. And all the male-only clean cut staff had to wear their hair so short, you couldn’t tell them apart from the military.

  68. [re=40950]DieOnTheTurnpike[/re]: AMAZING! At first I wasn’t sure if the comments were real or parodies, because, you know, we’re talking about fundies. Then I noticed the timing of the comments. Nevertheless, it is truly a work of art.

  69. [re=40950]DieOnTheTurnpike[/re]: I thought that site was amazing too at first, until I saw how many words you spelled correctly. Now I think it is truly appauling! Don’t you know spellczeckers are un-American! Apaulogize now!

  70. Look at the prizes kids get in their “Gay Meals” now: they can be Sodomites and Spies both at the same time! We should just call it McBilderburgers!

    Rear View Spy Scope: two tools in one — a magnification lens to see distant objects close-up, plus a pop-out mirror to monitor what’s going on behind you.
    Mobile Message Bot: a rev-and-release vehicle that automatically pops its top to reveal encrypted messages, readable only by the spy facing the device.

    http://www.examiner.com/p-199201~Burgers_and_Spies__McDonald_s_to_Feature_Spy_Gear_Happy_Meals.html

  71. Gee, a fight between lard ass conservative idiots and the large corporate garbage food provider that is poisoning their health. Who’s side am I on?

    I love how these clowns see homosexuality as a ‘dangerous lifestyle’ yet are perfectly willing to feed their kids from the fast food trough three days a week.

  72. I am telling you, space exploration is our only hope. We must a find a planet to which we can send the religious nutery…of all stripes. They are like little atoms and as the reality of human life continues to close in on them, the pressure is going to ratchet up and it will explode quite violently. It already has in many countries of the world.

    If the economy continues to go into the toilet we shall see these people become more violent as they cannot go to McDonalds anymore and will not be able to watch NASCAR as AARON’S will take back the TV and Busch Beer will be too expensive.

    As they lose what little control they think they have they will begin to lash out at that which they perceive are the ills that have ruined THEIR lives. Forget that it really is a result of the people for whom they have voted for the last 30 years.

  73. [re=40950]DieOnTheTurnpike[/re]: You. Rock. And their black people are all so attractive, Actually, a couple of those guys are downright HAWT!

  74. [re=40711]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Eckzactly. I usually poll (Shut up, Wildmon) my students every term: “Do you believe that English should be the official language of the United States?” A large number say yes, whereupon I say “Good! Write in it!” They get all glum then.

    What about this gem? “I also have a very active Blog site and I will post data about your support of the homosexual gay agenda.“ Data? Glorious data? Will it be in SPSS or Excel format? Time series? There’s nothing I love more than analyzing data!

  75. [re=40820]Joey Ratz[/re]: I think the “majority opinion on this issue in America Today!!!” Are the over tired, underworked soccer moms with screaming kids; stuffing their faces with the “greasy fried shit” just to shut them up.

    Still, this whole thing is sad, how will the trailer trash slowly die now?

  76. [re=40735]Brutus Harlot[/re]: Dear McDonald, I will nut support an eating esablishmint that gives special treatment to the Negro agenda. God created all men equaly and our for fathers died to put this in the Constipation. My wife and I are hard working whites with a family of 9 children who went to McDonald’s once a week, and we have to work 12 hour days just afford one value meal, while Negroes get free Big Macs and large fries with their welfare cards! Our family will never darken its doors again until give equal treatment to all Americans, that’s what Willie Lynch died for.

  77. Jeebus, 20,000+ views for this story and its predecessor combined so far.

    I wonder what makes this story such a popular one among all the stories run on Wonkette?

  78. Another goodie:

    “I will no longer support McDonalds’s by eating there. This very disappointing, a family can no longer be protected from the lifestyle fo these people that want us to accept their homosexuality/Lebism. What in God’s name has happened to my America that my ancestors fought and died for.”

    I wonder what Lebism is. Probably some variant of rickets.

  79. [re=40861]populucious[/re]: Of course this won’t make much sense to them, since they will read:

    “The AFA also maintains a news website that attracted notoriety this month for its policy of automatically replacing the word “homosexual” with “homosexual”. Thus was Olympic sprinting hopeful Tyson Homosexual unwittingly renamed Tyson Homosexual, to the mocking delight of many liberal bloggers.”

  80. Gene Rayburn: McDonald’s is sooooo gay (how gay is it?!?), the other day I ordered a Big Mac and they put *blank* on my sesame seed buns?

    Charles Nelson Reilly: Leather chaps!

  81. WTF is “nglcc”?

    My top three guesses:
    National Gay Love Christian Church
    Negro God Loves Cocksucking Cunts
    No Golem Lesbian Chocolate Crack

  82. “YOU DID NOT BILD YOUR COMPANY ON HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE! IT WAS BUILD ON FAMILY VALUES! MAN,WIFE.CHILDREN!MOSTLTY CHILDREN!”

    McDonald’s is built on children? Gross! Now that’s a reason to boycott!

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