What is dumb Fox News doing now, hmm? It appears they aired a segment over the weekend called “Will High Gas Prices Cost Your Kids Their Education?” This, presumably, was to explain this secret classified report: If you have to spend more money on one thing, there is less money to spend on another thing. Fox News illegally leaked this homeland security information and, in doing so, spelled “education” as “eductaion.” We hope that this was not meant as satire — which the New Yorker magazine invented only last week and now look, IT’S EVERYWHERE — because a child’s education is no laughing matter. The thought of children being so illiterate that they cannot spell a common, phonetic word… well, just imagine living in a country of adult retards! [YouTube via Think Progress]
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July 21, 2008
Hey Fox News, Is This More Of That Satire We’ve Been Hearing About?
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“You are educated stupid!” is a fine internet tradition of which John McCain is probably not aware.
FAIL!
I shure hope their is no trooth to this segnment. As usual, I’ll stay locked onto Fox Newz for all the latest updaets. And cougar anchor ladies. Rrrowww!!!
I heard that lack of eductaion causes pedifilia.
Morans.
[re=40662]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: Dammit, you got there first. XD
That’s why my kids are gettig home schooled eductaion. That and Jesus! And teh gays!
And teh blacks.
Oh yes, just imagine…
what a disaztr
I AM FOX NEWS. I AM SUPER-DUPER SMART!
I’ve used this before but I had no idea I was misspelling: “Fuck’s News.’
it means kids with two working parents will have to go to community college. They will alos have to ride public transportation to get to their sub standard college courses.
[re=40679]Dairy Queen[/re]: And that is different from now…. how?
The only actual cause for concern here is that the kids who are walking might actually loose some weight. And that, my friends, lessens the weight america can throw around the world.
The question is, is our children learning?
Faux larning the pryce of highering gradyouates from Regent.
Just another a TV copy editor whose parents didn’t drive him to after-school activities. If I had a nickle…
I thought we *already were* living in a nation of adult retards?
FOX NEWS:
We report on Eductian sources, you decide on these Eductian sources.
So, we’ve established that the Fox chyron editors will no longer patronize McDonalds, correct?
How many more children will have to DIE from over-walking before America wakes up and takes notice?!
Too. Easy.
[re=40730]Not_So_Much[/re]: Exactly! I was using more of that New Yorker-style “satire”!
That news reader sure looks smart. I’m naturally suspicious about people who are too smart, if you know what I mean.
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