I guess I lost track of all the times I tried to smear him ....OKLAHOMA DEVIL-HOMOSEXUAL COMIC GUY ON CNN: Hilarious accused felon & Oklahoma county commissioner Brett Rinehart tells the teevee news, “I’m not even sure as to what ‘homophobic’ means, but let’s just keep in mind that we are in a cultural war.” [CNN/Raw Story]

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  • Dr. Spaceman

    “I don’t know what ‘functionally retarded’ means, but let’s keep in mind that I do enjoy the taste of paint.”

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Oh my Gawd. I’ve never seen a picture of him before, but he is seriously one of the gayest looking people I have ever seen. For realz. This guy makes Big Gay Al look like Clint Eastwood.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Also, I wonder what village person he would be, with that handlebar mustache and all.

  • ForTheTurnstiles

    Hey there, people, I’m Bobby Brown.
    They tell me I’m the cutest boy in town.

  • Mecklen

    The guy on the left has a smaller waistline (28), which makes me think the guy on the right is a Log Cabin Republican (34). The ones from the Mississippi chapter are 38-44.

  • itgetter

    [re=40556]Dr. Spaceman[/re]: Win, win, win, win, win.

    [re=40557]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: *speechlessness*

  • Guppy06

    I said it before and I’ll say it again: if it’s a “culture war,” why can’t I shoot them? Man, this is an even bigger let-down than “tourist season” in Florida!

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    “I dont really care if pedifile [sic] is spelled wrong”.

    Ah! Fine private christian school education at work. :)

  • gjdodger

    “This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen,” noted political science professor Keith Gaddie. “I’ve never seen a comic book with the phrase ‘anal sodomy’ in it before.”

    He’s apparently never heard of R. Crumb.

  • XOMuffintop

    This video makes me feel confident that att ehe dn of the day we will prevail over these ignorant shitheels.

  • XOMuffintop

    And, again, what is the homosexual agenda? I keep hearing about it, but none of my gay friends will tell me what the secret plan is. I would help them with the agenda if they told me what it was just to stop guys like this wanker.

  • WhatTheHeck

    Is there a Comic Book Convention for idiots?

  • FreshCliches

    A caption explains that “Drew Edmondson put Oklahoma on record to force the Boy Scots to accept homosexuals as scout leaders, a pedifile’s [sic] dream come true.”

    What about the Boy Welsh?

  • The Incomparable Tiny Valdez

    I’m already missing the Slim Slack chick.

  • SayItWithWookies

    In the comic, which Commissioner Brent Rinehart created along with a friend, a devil threatens a small child with a pitchfork, saying “If I can get the kids to believe homosexuality is normal!” while an angel yells, “Not with Brent around you won’t!”

    …and certainly not while Brent looks like John Waters’ ruddy, corn-fed, closeted evil twin.

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    Even before hitting the link I was convinced this ‘tard was queerer than Larry Craig. The photo just confirmed it.

  • BadNewsJack

    [re=40581]XOMuffintop[/re]: The homosexual agenda is to gay adopt everybody until everyone is as fruity as they are, thus converting the world into a buttsex oriented economy, which will then bring about the end of capitalism forever. YAAAYY! I, for one, welcome our new homosexual overlords.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=40582]WhatTheHeck[/re]: Isn’t that like asking if there’s a MySpace for predators?

  • Joey Ratz

    “Are you homophobic?” Roberts asked.

    Why do you need to ask?

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=40581]XOMuffintop[/re]: We’re such gossip queens that actually we’ve given up the secret several million times over, but because we gossip about everything else it is cleverly hidden away.

  • wheelie

    [re=40577]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: I think a ‘pedifile’ is a little nailboard you use for manicuring your toe nails? He’s concerned that gay scout leaders would force boy scouts into the sick homosexual world of stylish toenail care.

  • gurukalehuru

    “I don’t even know what homophobic means, so I couldn’t possibly be one, right?” Brett Rhinehart, R-Oklahomo.

  • Q2

    God didn’t make the little queer homos, and it don’t rain in indianapolis in the summer time.
    And there’s no such thing as dr. seuss or disney land and mother goose, no nursery rhymes.

    (My apologies to Roger Miller)

    Uhhhhh…point being homos are God’s children too. Asshole.

  • FreshCliches

    Rinehart at the end of the clip: “I’m NOT going to back down; I’m NOT going to slow down.”

    Oh no, not you! You will survive!

  • BadNewsJack

    [re=40592]gurukalehuru[/re]: I bet he doesn’t know the meaning to a lot of words.

  • mookworthjwilson

    [re=40591]wheelie[/re]: [re=40577]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: This guy spent 2 whole months planning this thing yet he couldn’t run the “real hard words” through spellcheck just so he didn’t look like more of a dumbass than the message he is conveying makes him out to be??

  • magic titty

    I wanna be a boy scout leader!

  • LBOtomist

    All of you ELITIST pinko geh communist PROFESSIONALS:

    “Keep in mind that I am the incumbent and the issues that are at hand are the roads, the bridges… basically the homosexual agenda (trails off)..the family values here in Oklahoma.”

    So, now you know. The homosexual agenda is the roads and bridges in Oklahoma. I don’t know if you fuckers are trying to add more left turns or get special paving dispensations for youR fancy elitist pinko geh orgy parties, or what, but its clear that homosexuals (which means all of you) are at war with the roads and bridges in Oklahoma. I just thank GOD that BRENT IS FIGHTING YOU OVER THERE SO I DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT YOU HERE.

  • mookworthjwilson

    [re=40609]magic titty[/re]: Well thanks to the AG of OK you can only be a leader if you are Satan or one of those half goat man creatures…Are you one of those?

  • BadNewsJack

    [re=40615]LBOtomist[/re]: to quote President Chimpy McCokespoon “Bring it on”.

  • V572625694

    [re=40581]XOMuffintop[/re]: I’ve got your Homosexual Agenda right here:

    1. Don’t embark on stupid, discretionary wars. If found in one, withdraw immediately.
    2. Health care should be available to all, at less-than-confiscatory prices
    3. Keep the government out of everybody’s bedroom and wedding chapel.
    4. Okay, if it’s that important to you, you hillbillies can have your rifles to shoot Bambi and shotguns to waste ducks, but no handguns, nuclear weapons, or other people-killing weapons.

    Pretty scary, huh?

  • sati demise


  • V572625694

    [re=40581]XOMuffintop[/re]: Forgot item 6 of the Homosexual agenda:

    6. More assfucking!

  • NoWireHangers

    Kinda sounds like WALNUTS!: “I don’t know the difference between Sunni and Shiia, but let’s just keep in mind that we are in a war in the Iraq”

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    His website lists a phone number to contact him: 405-590-8245

    No one answers, but you can leave a message. I asked him to follow the advice of one of his colleagues:

    County Assessor Leonard Sullivan stated, “I’ve really encouraged him on more than one occasion to get professional help. He really needs it.”

  • sezme

    I looked up the comic book artist, Shane Suiters, on teh Googlz, and lo and behold, there’s already a blog posting about him. Look at our boy-artiste and laugh till you cry.

    Or cry till you laugh – totally your choice.

  • magic titty

    [re=40626]mookworthjwilson[/re]: No. But i do have this here brain mullet.

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    [re=40659]sezme[/re]: Thank you! That website proves once and for all that Brett doesn’t have teh gayz.

  • AxmxZ

    “I’m not even sure as to what ‘racist’ means, but let’s just keep in mind that darkies make cmmunal pools smell funny!”

  • XOMuffintop

    I think we need to get Brett as the new writer/artist on Spider-Man culminating in a 12 issue epic where Spidey has to use all his might to stop the evils of teh gays and people with college edumications from you know…promoting freedom!!!!!

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=40636]V572625694[/re]: You also forgot number 9: More ass fucking!

    There’s a reason it’s on there twice.

  • V572625694

    [re=40683]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: And item 5: All Boy Scout meetings will be conducted in the nude.

  • Joey Ratz

    [re=40557]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Wow.

    [re=40659]sezme[/re]: Double wow. This really is the gift that keeps on giving.

    Speaking of gifts that keep on giving, here’s the Dark Master Of Lame Comics’ finest moment:

  • FreshCliches

    [re=40789]Joey Ratz[/re]: Gah, Chick tracts. I once was handed one and asked, “Where will you be when you die?”

    I responded, “I’m hoping for balls deep into Sophia Loren.”

    Oddly, the conversation ended there.

  • Neilist

    Would you people PLEASE read the SIGNS in that cartoon before picking on this poor guy?


    “Out Brent Rinehart!”

    “OUT Brent Rinehart!”

    The poor mustached faggot is trying to enjoy his nice comfortable quite closet, and those poorly drawn *&^$$’ed ACT UP cartoon bastards show up and OUT him.

    It’s enough to make a grown man weep.

    (A queer grown man, that is.)

  • bloodsprite

    Why is it that the more some one speaks out against something the more you should suspect them of it.

    He is so gay, look at his picture.

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