GAY AGENDA  4:07 pm July 21, 2008

by Ken Layne

I guess I lost track of all the times I tried to smear him ....OKLAHOMA DEVIL-HOMOSEXUAL COMIC GUY ON CNN: Hilarious accused felon & Oklahoma county commissioner Brett Rinehart tells the teevee news, “I’m not even sure as to what ‘homophobic’ means, but let’s just keep in mind that we are in a cultural war.” [CNN/Raw Story]


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Dr. Spaceman July 21, 2008 at 4:11 pm

“I don’t know what ‘functionally retarded’ means, but let’s keep in mind that I do enjoy the taste of paint.”

shortsshortsshorts July 21, 2008 at 4:11 pm

Oh my Gawd. I’ve never seen a picture of him before, but he is seriously one of the gayest looking people I have ever seen. For realz. This guy makes Big Gay Al look like Clint Eastwood.

shortsshortsshorts July 21, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Also, I wonder what village person he would be, with that handlebar mustache and all.

ForTheTurnstiles July 21, 2008 at 4:13 pm

Hey there, people, I’m Bobby Brown.
They tell me I’m the cutest boy in town.

Mecklen July 21, 2008 at 4:18 pm

The guy on the left has a smaller waistline (28), which makes me think the guy on the right is a Log Cabin Republican (34). The ones from the Mississippi chapter are 38-44.

itgetter July 21, 2008 at 4:19 pm

[re=40556]Dr. Spaceman[/re]: Win, win, win, win, win.

[re=40557]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: *speechlessness*

Guppy06 July 21, 2008 at 4:20 pm

I said it before and I’ll say it again: if it’s a “culture war,” why can’t I shoot them? Man, this is an even bigger let-down than “tourist season” in Florida!

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 21, 2008 at 4:21 pm

“I dont really care if pedifile [sic] is spelled wrong”.

Ah! Fine private christian school education at work. :)

gjdodger July 21, 2008 at 4:23 pm

“This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen,” noted political science professor Keith Gaddie. “I’ve never seen a comic book with the phrase ‘anal sodomy’ in it before.”

He’s apparently never heard of R. Crumb.

XOMuffintop July 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm

This video makes me feel confident that att ehe dn of the day we will prevail over these ignorant shitheels.

XOMuffintop July 21, 2008 at 4:25 pm

And, again, what is the homosexual agenda? I keep hearing about it, but none of my gay friends will tell me what the secret plan is. I would help them with the agenda if they told me what it was just to stop guys like this wanker.

WhatTheHeck July 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm

Is there a Comic Book Convention for idiots?

FreshCliches July 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm

A caption explains that “Drew Edmondson put Oklahoma on record to force the Boy Scots to accept homosexuals as scout leaders, a pedifile’s [sic] dream come true.”

What about the Boy Welsh?

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez July 21, 2008 at 4:28 pm

I’m already missing the Slim Slack chick.

SayItWithWookies July 21, 2008 at 4:29 pm

In the comic, which Commissioner Brent Rinehart created along with a friend, a devil threatens a small child with a pitchfork, saying “If I can get the kids to believe homosexuality is normal!” while an angel yells, “Not with Brent around you won’t!”

…and certainly not while Brent looks like John Waters’ ruddy, corn-fed, closeted evil twin.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm

Even before hitting the link I was convinced this ‘tard was queerer than Larry Craig. The photo just confirmed it.

BadNewsJack July 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm

[re=40581]XOMuffintop[/re]: The homosexual agenda is to gay adopt everybody until everyone is as fruity as they are, thus converting the world into a buttsex oriented economy, which will then bring about the end of capitalism forever. YAAAYY! I, for one, welcome our new homosexual overlords.

SayItWithWookies July 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm

[re=40582]WhatTheHeck[/re]: Isn’t that like asking if there’s a MySpace for predators?

Joey Ratz July 21, 2008 at 4:33 pm

“Are you homophobic?” Roberts asked.

Why do you need to ask?

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 21, 2008 at 4:33 pm

[re=40581]XOMuffintop[/re]: We’re such gossip queens that actually we’ve given up the secret several million times over, but because we gossip about everything else it is cleverly hidden away.

wheelie July 21, 2008 at 4:34 pm

[re=40577]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: I think a ‘pedifile’ is a little nailboard you use for manicuring your toe nails? He’s concerned that gay scout leaders would force boy scouts into the sick homosexual world of stylish toenail care.

gurukalehuru July 21, 2008 at 4:35 pm

“I don’t even know what homophobic means, so I couldn’t possibly be one, right?” Brett Rhinehart, R-Oklahomo.

Q2 July 21, 2008 at 4:35 pm

God didn’t make the little queer homos, and it don’t rain in indianapolis in the summer time.
And there’s no such thing as dr. seuss or disney land and mother goose, no nursery rhymes.

(My apologies to Roger Miller)

Uhhhhh…point being homos are God’s children too. Asshole.

FreshCliches July 21, 2008 at 4:37 pm

Rinehart at the end of the clip: “I’m NOT going to back down; I’m NOT going to slow down.”

Oh no, not you! You will survive!

BadNewsJack July 21, 2008 at 4:41 pm

[re=40592]gurukalehuru[/re]: I bet he doesn’t know the meaning to a lot of words.

mookworthjwilson July 21, 2008 at 4:42 pm

[re=40591]wheelie[/re]: [re=40577]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: This guy spent 2 whole months planning this thing yet he couldn’t run the “real hard words” through spellcheck just so he didn’t look like more of a dumbass than the message he is conveying makes him out to be??

magic titty July 21, 2008 at 4:44 pm

I wanna be a boy scout leader!

LBOtomist July 21, 2008 at 4:49 pm

All of you ELITIST pinko geh communist PROFESSIONALS:

“Keep in mind that I am the incumbent and the issues that are at hand are the roads, the bridges… basically the homosexual agenda (trails off)..the family values here in Oklahoma.”

So, now you know. The homosexual agenda is the roads and bridges in Oklahoma. I don’t know if you fuckers are trying to add more left turns or get special paving dispensations for youR fancy elitist pinko geh orgy parties, or what, but its clear that homosexuals (which means all of you) are at war with the roads and bridges in Oklahoma. I just thank GOD that BRENT IS FIGHTING YOU OVER THERE SO I DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT YOU HERE.

mookworthjwilson July 21, 2008 at 4:56 pm

[re=40609]magic titty[/re]: Well thanks to the AG of OK you can only be a leader if you are Satan or one of those half goat man creatures…Are you one of those?

BadNewsJack July 21, 2008 at 4:56 pm

[re=40615]LBOtomist[/re]: to quote President Chimpy McCokespoon “Bring it on”.

V572625694 July 21, 2008 at 4:59 pm

[re=40581]XOMuffintop[/re]: I’ve got your Homosexual Agenda right here:

1. Don’t embark on stupid, discretionary wars. If found in one, withdraw immediately.
2. Health care should be available to all, at less-than-confiscatory prices
3. Keep the government out of everybody’s bedroom and wedding chapel.
4. Okay, if it’s that important to you, you hillbillies can have your rifles to shoot Bambi and shotguns to waste ducks, but no handguns, nuclear weapons, or other people-killing weapons.

Pretty scary, huh?

sati demise July 21, 2008 at 4:59 pm


V572625694 July 21, 2008 at 5:00 pm

[re=40581]XOMuffintop[/re]: Forgot item 6 of the Homosexual agenda:

6. More assfucking!

NoWireHangers July 21, 2008 at 5:02 pm

Kinda sounds like WALNUTS!: “I don’t know the difference between Sunni and Shiia, but let’s just keep in mind that we are in a war in the Iraq”

Advocatus_Diaboli July 21, 2008 at 5:13 pm

His website lists a phone number to contact him: 405-590-8245

No one answers, but you can leave a message. I asked him to follow the advice of one of his colleagues:

County Assessor Leonard Sullivan stated, “I’ve really encouraged him on more than one occasion to get professional help. He really needs it.”

sezme July 21, 2008 at 5:16 pm

I looked up the comic book artist, Shane Suiters, on teh Googlz, and lo and behold, there’s already a blog posting about him. Look at our boy-artiste and laugh till you cry.

Or cry till you laugh – totally your choice.

magic titty July 21, 2008 at 5:17 pm

[re=40626]mookworthjwilson[/re]: No. But i do have this here brain mullet.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm

[re=40659]sezme[/re]: Thank you! That website proves once and for all that Brett doesn’t have teh gayz.

AxmxZ July 21, 2008 at 5:27 pm

“I’m not even sure as to what ‘racist’ means, but let’s just keep in mind that darkies make cmmunal pools smell funny!”

XOMuffintop July 21, 2008 at 5:29 pm

I think we need to get Brett as the new writer/artist on Spider-Man culminating in a 12 issue epic where Spidey has to use all his might to stop the evils of teh gays and people with college edumications from you know…promoting freedom!!!!!

NotUrEvryDayWEzl July 21, 2008 at 5:34 pm

[re=40636]V572625694[/re]: You also forgot number 9: More ass fucking!

There’s a reason it’s on there twice.

V572625694 July 21, 2008 at 5:41 pm

[re=40683]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: And item 5: All Boy Scout meetings will be conducted in the nude.

Joey Ratz July 21, 2008 at 7:04 pm

[re=40557]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Wow.

[re=40659]sezme[/re]: Double wow. This really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Speaking of gifts that keep on giving, here’s the Dark Master Of Lame Comics’ finest moment:

FreshCliches July 21, 2008 at 9:11 pm

[re=40789]Joey Ratz[/re]: Gah, Chick tracts. I once was handed one and asked, “Where will you be when you die?”

I responded, “I’m hoping for balls deep into Sophia Loren.”

Oddly, the conversation ended there.

Neilist July 22, 2008 at 1:25 am

Would you people PLEASE read the SIGNS in that cartoon before picking on this poor guy?


“Out Brent Rinehart!”

“OUT Brent Rinehart!”

The poor mustached faggot is trying to enjoy his nice comfortable quite closet, and those poorly drawn *&^$$’ed ACT UP cartoon bastards show up and OUT him.

It’s enough to make a grown man weep.

(A queer grown man, that is.)

bloodsprite July 22, 2008 at 9:19 am

Why is it that the more some one speaks out against something the more you should suspect them of it.

He is so gay, look at his picture.

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