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Pat Leahy Is A WHORE

Did you spend double-digit money this weekend to see the Most Important Film Of Our Time, Batman Vs. The Dead Gay Cowboy Clown? YEAH YOU DID BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIGH ART. As we’ve mentioned previously, the dead Joker harasses Sen. Patrick Leahy at some fancy Washington cocktail party (Capitol File?) in this Work of Deep Brilliant Cinema, which is based on a comic book for children. And because Pat Leahy is a whore in real life, he has written a review of the film for known modernist film trade publication The Hill. It is an exciting review which you can read in its entirety after the jump.

“The Dark Knight” Was Brilliantly Made (Sen. Patrick Leahy)
July 21st, 2008

This, more than any earlier film, explores the psychotic nature of the Joker, but also the psychological conflicts in the Batman. It was brilliantly filmed, and Heath Ledger’s performance was so good that it shows us what great potential there was in an actor who died much too young.

Yep, that’s it. WHY WON’T HE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE BATMAN AND HIS CONFLICTS.

“The Dark Knight” Was Brilliantly Made (Sen. Patrick Leahy) [The Hill]


3:47 PM on Mon July 21 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. That animated .gif does clearly show off the brilliance of IMAX. Wait, that’s not from the new movie?

  2. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:51 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Oh sure, but when Ledger was alive everybody was like “EWWW HE WAS IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.”

  3. Serolf Divad says at 3:51 pm, July 21st, 2008

    I’m told the editors changed that last line from: “… and Pat Leahy’s performance was so good that it shows us what great potential there is in a Senator from Vermont who’s only made one movie in his whole life!”

  4. V2peaceAllOver says at 3:52 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Jaz Coleman in da face.

  5. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 3:52 pm, July 21st, 2008

    The Batman is a wealthy Republican, right? We all know what his conflicts are.
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  6. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 3:54 pm, July 21st, 2008

    On a side note… there seems to be a lot of erroneous underlining going on in this post… :\

  7. PeteJayhawk v2.0 says at 3:55 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Yes…it’s my favorite movie scene ever!

  8. Texan Bulldoggette says at 3:55 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Isn’t Leahy the one Cheney told to “f*(& off”? I like him for that reason alone! Anyone who can get Dick’s dander up is all right with me!

  9. freakishlystrong says at 3:56 pm, July 21st, 2008

    NotUrEvryDayWEzl: That very neatly explains Robin then, thank you…

  10. In a Jar says at 3:57 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.

  11. MoodProcessor says at 3:57 pm, July 21st, 2008

    “To the BatCave, Larry…er, I mean, Robin.”

  12. SayItWithWookies says at 3:58 pm, July 21st, 2008

    I was hoping the Leahy review would go beyond the anodyne message of the film trailer — an examination of the “good-evil dichotomy” and strenthening relations between the Bat Cave and City Hall. I’m wondering if Leahy chose the Joker as his antagonist because he intends to make the case for….Jokerism.

  13. Texan Bulldoggette: Yes, indeed, also:

    ‘Leahy joked about the incident in 2007 when he escorted Bernie Sanders, Vermont’s newly-elected senator, to the well of the Senate where he was sworn in by Cheney: “When it comes to the vice president, it’s always better to be sworn in than to be sworn at”.’
    -From Wikipedia

    He gets my vote, too.

  14. pierce bottoms says at 4:05 pm, July 21st, 2008

    go fuck yourself.

  15. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:07 pm, July 21st, 2008

    pierce bottoms: I’ve tried, but I never get it to go under all the way.

    I’ve come close though! So thanks!

  16. WhatTheHeck says at 4:12 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Damit Jim. I did not spend my hard-earned money to see a moody guy in tights this weekend.
    But maybe, just maybe, Pat Leahy sees himself as Batman to Dick Cheney’s Joker. And we know how this ends up.

  17. Cape Clod says at 4:17 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Any other actor than Adam West, and that scene just winds up looking fairly silly.

  18. PeteJayhawk v2.0 says at 4:19 pm, July 21st, 2008

    In a Jar: Best. Line. Ever.

  19. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 4:35 pm, July 21st, 2008

    I like Leahy, too; but it’s a damn shame he’d rather do cameos in a stupid summer schlockbuster than put Rove, Gonzo etc. in jail.

  20. StupidGeek says at 4:39 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Double-digit money? Haha, suckers, I skipped out of work on Friday for ‘lunch’ and caught a matinee for the mere price of $8.

  21. Dr. Tobias Funke says at 4:44 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Leahy cried on the Senate floor when Jerry Garcia died. That alone makes him the best senator thats ever lived.

  22. wheelie says at 4:48 pm, July 21st, 2008

    If Heath ledger does not win two Oscars, a Grammy and a Peabody for his role, I will never take a Batman movie seriously again.

  23. HedonismBot says at 4:57 pm, July 21st, 2008

    The Senator is not intimidated by thugs in real life, either. He just sends them lots of Sternly Worded Letters.

  24. dearest says at 5:00 pm, July 21st, 2008

    I don’t dislike Leahy, but I would think that a senator may have some work to do, aside his media/film/reviewer career.

  25. sanantonerose says at 5:04 pm, July 21st, 2008

    I dunno. I think Gary Oldman could do a dual role as Gordon AND The Joker. Next film! Mark my words.

    Leahy wasn’t bad in his role as “the only person to talk back to the joker at Bruce Wayne’s fancy and totes lame party” but all I could think was “that’s the guy that Cheney told…” well you know.

  26. GayInMaine says at 5:13 pm, July 21st, 2008

    Sadly, I saw “Mamma Mia” this weekend instead.

    But that’s not too surprising, since I am one of teh gays.

    Oh - and Meryl Streep is a godess.

  27. Batman set up us the f-bomb.

  28. That animated gif is the bestest evar.

  29. greenbird says at 8:09 pm, July 21st, 2008

    that’s funny–i was just thinking it was george best in training, but no, he’s an airplane now.

  30. toastandlove says at 7:31 am, July 22nd, 2008

    wheelie: And a Nobel Peace Prize

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