Inside: Funny therapist cartoons!“No one would do such a cover of McCain, playing into the most damaging rumors, but imagine this: a jaunty young John, in his pilot uniform, sitting comfortably and chatting with his Vietnamese captors. Two gorgeous gals serve his every wish. He is smoking a cigar and drinking a martini. In the next room other POWs are being intensively interrogated. Ha ha, Republicans?” [Cover by Jeremy Glass, inspired by Blorts and Lew Rockwell … wait, what?]

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  1. I’d rather see one of McCain dressed up in a black leather sex-slave-boy outfit and a spike collar, doing tricks for a bunch of debauched fat-cat donors and/or corporate bigshots, while Cindy stands off in the background wearing her dominatrix outfit. Or maybe that’s not “ironic” enough.

  2. How about a picture of Charles Keating blowing him. Okay, okay, that really happened. But still! Think of the artistic possibilities.

  3. I hadn’t seen the full cover yet. By me the stores keep New Yorker is up on the top shelf and covered, between Juggs and Hot Rod.

  4. Why are there no Republicans posting how they think this is outrageous and offensive this is on any of those blogs or this one?

  5. Wait. Huh? Why is a oriental man attached to John McCain’s groin? Wait! Whoaa-no! Is the New Yorker implying that John McCain has a parasitic Vietnamese twin?! :(

  6. What? No John McCain as the late Richard Widmark, playing Tommy Udo in Kiss of Death, shoving Carol McCain’s wheelchair down the staircase in his rush to reach Cindy’s trust fund?

  7. Is that George Peppard?

    Ten years ago / In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The McCain Team.

  8. [re=39765]lessreal[/re]: R.I.P. Gerald Levert.

    (Still amazed a pop-gospel singer would appear on a song titled “No Sex (in the Champagne Room)”.)

  9. You can make fun of those Pinko Commie Gooks if you like.

    But they were wayyyyyyy too smart to let Walnuts near the controls of one of their expensive MiG-17s (or worse, an even more expensive MiG-21).

    With John “Whoops! I Did It AGAIN!” McCain on flight duty, the North Vietnamese Air Force would have been reduced to ground unit within a couple of weeks, tops!

  10. Hmm. Funny in the abstract, but too few people are accusing McC. of singing like a canary when those yellow devils got him. Now, hear me out, what if he was in an old folks home eating mac and cheese and staring off into space…

  11. Where’s the one with him dumping Carol or whatever the hell her name is out of her wheelchair and offering it to Cindy dressed up like a JonBenet Ramsey ballernina cowgirl? WHERE IS THAT ONE?

  12. [re=39831]sanantonerose[/re]: Yes, and that is not a racist caricature of an East Asian man – it’s “Howlin’ Mad” Murdoch in clever disguise.

  13. The most “damaging rumor” I’ve heard about McCain is that he is as old as the pyramids and has an ugly face. Also that he can’t turn on a computer.

    Jesus, if anything this cover makes him look *more* legitimate…

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