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Paranoid Crab Monster Video Offers Terrifying Glimpse Of Future Obama Administration

Here is a weird video from your Bloc Party. Is it about Barack Obama, a hairy crab-bull hybrid created from spare parts by evil ape scientists who make him into a Wii-powered Manchurian candidate so that they can take over the White House and bomb South America for its bananas? All signs point to yes. We would not have pegged the Bloc Party kids for Hilltards. Thanks to “Alex” for making us sit through four minutes of this insanity. [YouTube]


9:38 AM on Fri July 18 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. ManchuCandidate says at 9:45 am, July 18th, 2008

    I love you Dr Zaius!

  2. RuperttheBear says at 9:51 am, July 18th, 2008

    Don’t look for it, Taylor. You might not like what you find.

  3. Deepthroat says at 10:10 am, July 18th, 2008

    crab people…

  4. MoodProcessor says at 10:14 am, July 18th, 2008

    Surfenturf Smith/Evil Ape ‘08 - “Smokin’ Banana Peels Sounds Like This.”

  5. Is that Baba Yaga’s Hut-on-Chicken-Legs in the opening shot? I think it is…

  6. kellygrrrl says at 10:25 am, July 18th, 2008

    oh, I get it … more of that witty satire

  7. Vewol Mevemont says at 10:30 am, July 18th, 2008

    Take your stinking claws off me, you damn dirty crustacean/bovine/simian hybrid!

  8. Darehead says at 10:32 am, July 18th, 2008

    Our national astrologer, Nancy Reagan, informs us that the next period of mercury in retrograde is September 24 to October 15, 2008. Mercury is the big god-dude that rules over the mind’s processes, affecting those whose livelihoods depend on studying, communicating, politicking and snarking. So when Mercury changes direction we get something like a big national PMS.

    So ya wanna avoid getting *mercurial,* which is, ya know, all Mcmoody, unpreMcdictable, and insanyMcCainy.

    On the other hand, this might also be your chance to carpe diem and if the mad apish Frånkensteins do it right, establish change we can believe in.

  9. Rev. Peter Lemonjello says at 10:37 am, July 18th, 2008

    Sure that wasn’t a preview of the paultard anti-convention?

  10. Serolf Divad says at 10:37 am, July 18th, 2008

    This is… sort of… how hall I put it? The “New Yorker Cover” of political music videos.

  11. Darehead: Astrological tidbit #456: When Mercury is retrograde with regards to Uranus, expect a doctor bill - someone just finished taking your rectal temperature.

  12. Paultardville says at 10:59 am, July 18th, 2008

    Get your hands off our Hopey you damn dirty apes!

  13. Darehead says at 11:11 am, July 18th, 2008

    Paultardville: And we don’t hear Hopey whispering, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’

  14. Lazy Media says at 11:12 am, July 18th, 2008

    No, no, no. That’s not about the future. It’s a documentary about the Bush administration. A bit dry and academic, if you ask me.

  15. JeffGoldblum says at 11:12 am, July 18th, 2008

    Will someone please tell those damn stinkin’ Brits to git ert’ve urr pollerticks!!!

    I can’t wait for Toby Keith rebuttal, though.

  16. Darehead says at 11:18 am, July 18th, 2008

    AxmxZ: Haha! The proverbial uranal probe! Unless you pronounce it urine-us, in which case the urologist has your whole doping, McD’s and std history.

  17. somelegalbitch says at 11:22 am, July 18th, 2008

    Well one thing’s for sure, Bloc Party still sucks. Look like crab, talk like people!

  18. This is why all Youtube servers should located, targeted, and blown up by the most powerful weapons available.

  19. wx insider says at 11:28 am, July 18th, 2008

    Maybe this the the change Hopey is talking about

  20. Monsieur Grumpe says at 11:29 am, July 18th, 2008

    Anyone know where I can get a giant vat of butter and a huge lemon slice?

  21. Monsieur Grumpe says at 11:37 am, July 18th, 2008
  22. Guppy06 says at 11:52 am, July 18th, 2008

    TGY: Can’t we just segregate this eurotrash stuff into different servers from our beloved Trunk Monkey videos? And then build a really big fence?

  23. teebob2000 says at 12:00 pm, July 18th, 2008

    Alex - you’re an asshole.

  24. Guppy06 says at 12:09 pm, July 18th, 2008

    Monsieur Grumpe: Disregard my last; bomb Europe.

  25. Guppy06 says at 12:21 pm, July 18th, 2008

    I’ll search the world over
    for my angel in black…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MEVWHMaFR8

  26. Quacker says at 2:29 pm, July 18th, 2008

    Monsieur Grumpe:
    Call….

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