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- WAH WAH WAH: Barack Obama, speaking to popular ladies’ magazine Glamour: “Everybody who knows Michelle knows how extraordinary she is. She’s ironically the most quintessentially American woman I know. She grew up in a ‘Leave it to Beaver’ family.” So this is your story, Hussein? Then maybe you can explain that candid photograph of her on the cover of the latest New Yorker magazine. [Glamour via LA Times]
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on Thu July 17 2008
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Jim Newell
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After the Nation “sex” column, does he really want to be talking about Beaver?
Leave it to Beaver family? Does this perfect suburban scenario include an Andy, the alcoholic handyman?
i think the “Leave it to Beaver” family was PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, MRS. OBAMA!
Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night.
“Obama suggested that both candidates’ spouses should be off-limits for the remainder of the campaign”
So I guess you’ll be closing down the Wonkette, huh Jim?
Sen. Obama, if you want us to leave her alone, tell her to stop dressing so nice. That will at least get guys like me to stop staring at the wagon she’s draggin’.
V572625694:
or, maybe, half the wonkette.
leave the cunt-trollop half open.
Wonkette mobile ES BROKED.
Cindy McCain grew up in a Intervention family.
I mean “an Intervention family.”
For an elitist English teacher, I suck balls.
shortsshortsshorts: There is a wonkette MOBILE!?!?! Why did I not know about this?!
Well, look at this picture of another person that had a Leave it to Beaver upbringing. http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/hearst/hearstsla.jpg
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Yes. With a fancy new phone apparently there is a Wonkette mobile, however you cannot login and harass Paultards for some gawddamn reason. You can login, but you shant comment. You shall read the comments of others and take your beating in vein.
“Golly Beaver, where did ya get that AK47?”
Beaver: “In school today, this cool, colored guy told me if I wasn’t part of the gun n’ bible culture, I would grow up bitter.”
shortsshortsshorts: Talk about a tease! That’s just some serious blue balls waiting to happen.
Ward: How’s the Beaver?
June: He’s still pretty sore. You were kind of hard on him last night.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: I always thought that picture of Patty Hearst was incredibly hot. Hell, if McCain had married her instead of his pill-popping cyberg stepford wife, I’d be voting for him in November.
V572625694: Actually, I was thinking he meant it in the no-sex-before-the-big-game kind of way. Which is pretty damn hardcore!
Never whore your wife and imagine that solicitation of the family on the corner is exactly what your fucking campaign needs. It makes the other “sectarian violence” folk so very angry. Barry should know better than anyone else, because he is a drug-addicted pimp, from heaven.
I think her hairdresser should sue over that cover… I really do.
“She grew up in a ‘Leave it to Beaver’ family.””
Yea, if Ward and June raised the Beev in South Shore Chicago, two income, working class household, and Wally attended Whitney HS–which is not how I remember the TV series. Nor can I quite picture Frasier (who worked in a water plant) lounging in mirror polished penny loafers, a button-down shirt, and a cardigan, or Marian serving meat loaf wearing a perfectly tailored s A-line cocktail dress accessorized with a perfect strand of pearls.
Hell, there weren’t even people like that in my home town, Lillie white Bay Area suburb when ‘Leave it to Beaver’ was on TV, or, I suspect, anywhere else.
Barry must be thinking of some other 50’s to 60’s TV series. (Like The Honeymooners.)
Cindi Leive: Give me your passionate touching, Obama. Except for Dana Perino, well, I’ve never done it with an ofay, excluding the back bench of the Montreal Canadians and the forwards on the Maple Leaf’s farm teams.
Barry: But how do you feel about NAFTA?
Cindi Leive: She was okay for an Algerian Muslim. But since then, I’ve grown.
“Barack Obama, speaking to popular ladies’ magazine Glamour.”
No Hopiosity, no Change. No, “So bite me, me hearty.”
Another Clinton Republicrat.
medievalist: Agreed.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl:
I didn’t know this either, and teh regulr Wonkette won’t let me post from my elitist iPhone. Fuckers!!
Quacker: Jeez… no elitist iPhone commenting… no elitist-level html capabilities… the new wonkette needs to step up its game (did i use that phrase correctly?)
Don’t mess with this dude’s wife, fellas. He don’t like it when you do that.
Does that make mean Hillary is Eddie Haskell?
She’s ironically American? Like wears cowboy hats while burning the flag?
What light aircraft does Michelle use for getting around?
Also, Wonkette mobile: best kept secret or alpha-release?
PoliticalGraffiti: Actually, the Beav didn’t love his country until he was captured in Vietnam.
TGY:
Light? She seems like a Chappie James type and would fly an “In your fuckin’ face!” F-4 Phantom, loaded with Sidewinders and Sparrows.
shortsshortsshorts: Did it ever work? My Treo chokes on it big time.