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Oh look, it’s John McCain’s daughter, Meghan McCain, and a performer from the teevee called Heidi Montag who is George W. Bush’s only supporter in America. But why doesn’t Meghan have any money? And why was she so terribly humiliated?
The McCain “Blogette” had lunch with the teevee gal in Santa Monica yesterday, because this Heidi Montag is the star of the Tori Spelling hit “Beverly Hills Cop” and she is the actress of the decade who will like a Republican. (The last one was Bo Derek, in the 1970s.)
But then the two blonde gals tried to find their car, but Meghan doesn’t have any money and the valet apparently doesn’t accept Cindy McCain’s triple-platinum five-whore-diamond American Express, so the paparazzi photographers gave them some money.
Pacific Coast News reports:
And yes, the paparazzi were completely oblivious to the fact that they were filming John McCain’s daughter, who got her first dose of what it’s like to live in L.A.: nobody gives a shit about politics.
Exclusive Pictures! Heidi Montag and Meghan McCain are BFF [Pacific Coast News]
Heidi Montag has lunch with John McCain’s daughter [The Superficial]
Sadly, Dr. Ada is more interesting than Meghan - although I’d hit it.
Isn’t it about time for some of that Traditional GOP, Mary Cheney HOT LESBIAN ACTION????
Just askin’.
I would do her, and then give her money. I’m sick that way. But hey, she’s a republican, so, you know, it wouldn’t be her first time.
On the left: a girl who doesn’t realize that Jackie-O’s, while recently back in style, are no longer in vogue.
On the right: IDK… is that attractive to straight guys?
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: I’m afraid so…yes. We’re weak.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: No. Her “boyfriend” has two blonde beards, her and the one on his face. http://prettyboring.com/files/images/spencer.jpg
Those girls look like they need some G-Spot locating assistance. G-Spot Liberation Army to the rescue! No no. Only trying to help. No need for applause.
Luckily for Cindy she’s multi-zillionaire who travels by private plane, while John is a hobo who can’t raise $1.75 from his supporters, because otherwise we might just be looking at the next Mrs. John McCain.
masterdebater: mookworthjwilson: Two conflicting answers! I can’t deal with this ambiguity and “shades of gray.” Battle it out (to the death if need be) and get back to me with an answer by the time i return home from trivia night.
I thought black and white were Obama’s colors. Gotcha: McCain steals yet another campaign strategy!
But sending your daughter out to rely on the kindness of strangers? Maybe the McCains have just given up on hard currency?
Serolf Divad: Yah, cuz it’s been said before, that the daughter, the mistress, the mother and the wife all look alike, so Heidi is surely the next in line, and rich enough to pay for his Depends.
My Firfox mouseover tooltip for that photo says: “Highlights on, nobody home.”
Does that mean that Mozilla endorses their shampoo, but not their intellect?
Just asking.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: There really is no conflict my friend. Mookworthjwilson has standards, and I admit that I am a pig. I would hit anything except one of Bill Clinton’s babes. Oh, wait, maybe I do have standards.
Wee Mousie: First encounter with Wonkette alt-text? You’re in for a treat, pal!
Those girls put together weigh less than a sheet of fom-core… if WALNUTS! wants the Echo Park-ay Chola vote, he should tell the papp’s to give those girls a mayo sandwich, eff the valet/cab fare… put on a few pounds and put ya ass into it!
My favorite ‘Blogette’ post (the one and only time I read it, thanks, Wonkette) was when Meghan went with dear old mom to register as Republican and got their picture taken with Jan Brewer.. Two cunts and a strumpet.
Elizabeth Taylor also liked Republicans. Just sayin,’ there was one other actress, ’sides Bo, in US history, who liked Republicans.
Darehead: Didn’t she also vouch for Michael Jackson’s character? Hmmmm….what do the GOP and Michael Jackson have in common?
Just sayin’ ;).
flagold: oh jeez. give it a rest with the long-quoting, mr. blah blah blah.
Cicada: That’s an easy one! Michael, GOP and the priesties, they do like the little children!
dilhavarti: Yea, no offense or anything, but all of his posts sound like those Nigerian Lottery and Viagra ads that end up in your e-mail spam dump. Even if he wasn’t a wingnut, it would bore my ass off.
flagold: More proof that nobody at Fox ever took Econ 201 in cawlij. When you bang those rocks together, does the squirrel in your computer finish finding a Revelations quote?
Darehead: That short haired chick from Northern Exposure might be the one you’re thinking of.
flagold: Here’s what your
postslook like:
I swear that photo makes my monitor smell like peroxide.
flagold: I’m sorry, but I can’t read Canadian.
flagold: Try again:
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/super-fat-man-on-a-scooter.jpg
flagold: Who fucking cares!
masterdebater: I only read the writer’s credits. It’s all a flapdoodle milkshake to me, man.
dilhavarti: I did same, plus googled the writer’s credits and found this on Wiki:
Conservative writer Kevin Michael Grace has described McLeod’s writing as that of an “emotionally incontinent ninth grader.”
I think we should just do whatever our President tells us to.flagold:
Fuck you. Just because mommy and daddy weren’t there for you, and maybe your respective partner doesn’t think you are adequate, but you must not take that out on a political satire website. Please, thank you, fuck off. Bye.
Darehead: emotional encoprisis.. must poop for Jesus.. flagold gots the enco-praises?
masterdebater: Well then, i understand.
flagold: I’ll give you 1,000 Ameros to go to humor school, which is what we’re about here.
“Her work has appeared on Newsmax.com, Drudge Report, Foxnews.com, Glenn Beck and The Rant.”
In other words, she’s a wingnut who can’t get a regular gig.
shortsshortsshorts: flagold: That was for both of you, but particularly the latter.
I saw that first photo from TheSuperficial and thought, “Whoah — princess wars.” Meghan’s hotter, but you can tell Heidi Monday wants it more.
She’s not BLONDE enough.
Next.
flagold: “Canada Free Press founding editor Judi McLeod is an award-winning journalist with 30 years experience in the print media.”
Kudos for Judi. Credit where credit is due.
“Her work has appeared on Newsmax.com, Drudge Report, Foxnews.com, Glenn Beck and The Rant.”
D’OH!
melving: Janine Turner. Ironically, John Corbett, the guy who played Chris Stevens on Northern Exposure, is Bo’s long time fluffer.
FreshCliches: We Wonketters live on many continents, but we’ve established that Judi is *incontinent.* (see my post above.)Darehead:
Or as dilhavarti: puts it,* encopritic,* which can also depict McCain’s condition, and has been described by Walter A. Davis as follows:
The encopritic condition. In unbound violence the other’s hatred becomes one’s violent protest. Bits and pieces of pure rage accumulate and coalesce in the only “identity” one trusts. Thereby blockage grows toward a reversal as fantasy plots narratives that proceed to those grand festivals of cruelty in which, after long delay, one can turn the tables and do unto others.
http://www.walteradavis.com/works/2005/01/chapter_4_derac.html
flagold: Um, if I get the nub of your gist (I’m pretty sure it’s indeed a NUB) he’s Making Money off of a scam, which is practically Holy Writ to Repubs. Apparently with this global warming thing it’s raining soup, and y’all are out there with forks. Pretty shameful for your kind to admit, isn’t it?
Take the flagold awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Ban-hammer, please? Thank you. WHAM!
masterdebater: pay afterwards? usually with hos you pay upfront
Mahatma Froglegs: Hooray. Yours is my favorite riposte to Flagold’s post of McLeod’s muck(definitely muck but is it?)raking.
Is there some kind of reptilian blood in Chip’s recent ancestry?…that ’smile’ looks cold blooded…I know - it’s teh grey’s!
flagold: Are you really up ’til 1:00 a.m. violating some right-wing reporter’s copyright? Please tell me you’re in another time zone, and not tapping away at your keyboard on AOL in your ex-step-dad’s basement at all hours of the night.
FreshCliches: Was her award one of those ribbons you buy at the craft store for your child when he/she succesfully learns to potty train?
aren’t most valets paultards? they probably insisted on real gold liberty dollars.
“actress”? Heidi?
lauren is going to be, like, SO PISSED AT MEGHAN for rolling with the enemy.
oh god.. how do i know enough about this show to quote it.
I think having to take money from paparazzi is a reason to commit seppuku. Taking money from homeless prostitutes has more honor than that.
flagold: What the hell? Dude, at least get an avatar.
4tehlulz: I’ll supply the katanas.
Q2: God bless you sir
She looks a bit chunkier in 2004. chunkier and trollopier.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51255210.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3D17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE4480EEC4FDA43AA1A40A659CEC4C8CB6&imgrefurl=http://www.jamd.com/image/g/51255210&h=594&w=379&sz=26&hl=en&start=10&sig2=QTPPHQ0-4rFCNUzpvRkoMw&um=1&tbnid=8T-X_4zNyg8hEM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=86&ei=dEZ_SPXeL42CgALUkKnfBw&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522Megan%2BMcCain%2522%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7ADBS%26sa%3DN
flagold: This is the same Judi McLeod that is so loose with the truth that she lost a couple of suits after smearing a politician, right? Who also thinks that the 9/11 attacks were the work of the Mafia? Who owns a paper that had to come out and admit they lied about rival reporters?
So in other words, you long quoted an article from a known, verifiable liar and fool.
Does that not make you feel stupid? Because it certainly makes you look stupid.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: What do you mean by “attractive”? Is a fleshlight or a my vaseline covered hand attractive? It would probably get the job done, but no kisses or cuddling afterward.
Next we find out Malia Obama meets up with Miley Cyrus for a provocative photo shoot with Vanity Fair.
Apparently, I’m not the only one bored by the “people” from the Hills. If you look at the other photos from their lunch date, Meghan is either looking annoyed or talking on her cell phone.
Cord: But both of those children alone are more interesting than one of these women alone. Billy Ray Cyrus’ spawn is smarter than both of these women combined.
That should have been both of these women together… Miley may be smarter than me, as well.
These two look like something that should be posted at Fleshbot.
Floraway: Are you sure about that? This is the same Miley Cyrus who said that her new song “Seven Things” stands for the seven things she cannot live without: “The Bible”; “my mommy!”; “my Yorkie Roadie and my lovebird Zazu”; “grilled cheese”; “music and my beautiful Gibson guitar”; “my black Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers”; “my Sidekick.”
I don’t know…the standards are pretty low these days for young women.
Who the hell cares about either of these people? Montag may be cute, but she’s annoying cute, and that’s not attractive. They’re both just dumb poseurs–really.
Montag has a creepy Tori Spelling frog mouth in that picture. I wonder if she eats her own hair, which likely comes out in fistfulls. If only Walnuts had such lovely hair. He could be in the Hellboy! And be Prince of the Fairies Folk! If his supporters didn’t kill gays immediately after getting blown by them, it just might work.
I’d hit them both… with a rotten Halibut. ugh. Meghan is as scary as her mother.
Sabre_Justice: I would hit it (both), hard (obvs). If they are in to seppuku that is cool, but why do they need katanas? No need for props for some nice wholesome three-way seppuku action.
I still can’t figure out which is which, or witch is witch?
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Only to those whose lovers tend to be inflatable.
The Junior Cougar seems to be putting on the freshman 40, and she’s already graduated. Maybe Heidi can teach her about purging.
Oh yeah, and
flagold: tl;dr. Dood, if you’re going to totally rip off other people’s ideas, get ur own blog. Doofus.
Who TF is Heidi Montag?
There’s a word for paparazzi that give you money for food.
Pizzarazzi! BWAHAHAhaha, I’ve been waiting to use that one.
Calling Heidi Montag an actress is kinda like calling strippers “dancers”. There might be some elements of it, but you cant really tell.
Darehead: And Shirley Temple, remember, Reagan made her ambassador to Monaco or Lollypop Island or something.
TGY: There’s also a word for fascist paparazzi who hate every minority group.
papar-nazzis. Wackity shmackity dooo.!!!!!
Deepthroat: Dang! You’d think her mother was Tammy Fay based on that Google Image shot! I could carve my initials on her face.
LBOtomist: …you are clearly mixing up seppeku with bukkake. A common, often messy and fatal mistake.
Awww. I missed flagold’s comment.
*sobs*
What an F-ing pasty-white hog this “Blogette” character is! Never realized it until I saw her pressed up against a genuine teevee star rather than just shaky cellphone camera video from her internets googleblog site.
Eclectablog: Really!! Hey, Wonkette, repost the comment as a new entry and let us all have fun!!
She is a cunt, too!
Maybe its just me but they appear quite vapid? Is it me or are they vapid?
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vapid
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (MILLMATCH) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Why aren’t these two whores not in Iraq - somewhere in Tikrit servicing our troops? Afterall, we need to keep the surge going..
My guilty pleasure is reading celebrity gossip, so I definitely know who Heidi Montag is. Though, I DO know who Meghan McCain is and read the McCain Blogette regularly. I think the reason the paparazzi don’t know who Meghan McCain is because they only care about Barack Obama. We’ve all seen his daughters on TV before. John McCain’s kids, not so much.
Who doesn’t know about parking?