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DOES HIS WIFE KNOW WHERE HE IS?: Yesterday the videographers at TMZ ran into disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, just a-walkin’ the streets of New York City! He was evidently searching for new prostitutes while carrying a tabbed folder, which was also filled with prostitutes. In this 20-second video, Spitzer says that he is “working,” which is black street slang for “being a homeless STD-riddled bum.” Eliot Spitzer is completely naked for this entire video. [TMZ]


2:24 PM on Wed July 16 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. Ooooh, the lure of seeing Spitzer naked……

    I think I’d rather have a root canal.

  2. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:27 pm, July 16th, 2008

    No whore diamonds,
    but I’ll give it 2 Truck NUTZ.

  3. loudmouthredhead says at 2:31 pm, July 16th, 2008

    At least he’s an organized philanderer. Hey, it can be hard to keep track of who costs what in your head.

  4. MrAgro says at 2:32 pm, July 16th, 2008

    Spitzer “working” the streets in broad daylight? You live in New York, Elliot, not Kansas City.

  5. Serolf Divad says at 2:51 pm, July 16th, 2008

    Terry:

    A naked root canal?

  6. Umm, I thought he was trying to start a new vulture fund so he can pick on the carcass of dying companies and then roll around in them with a couple hos. Man, I’m jealous. And you know he won’t run into trouble with the regulators

  7. DrTobiasFunke says at 3:18 pm, July 16th, 2008

    Completely naked? I thought Spitz never went anywhere or did anything without a pair of black dress socks.

  8. WadISay says at 3:25 pm, July 16th, 2008

    This video really needs a soundtrack, like Ashlee Dupree’s “music”.

  9. The Real JR Revisted says at 3:26 pm, July 16th, 2008

    Screenshot of Spitzer’s Calendar:

    http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image064.jpg

    (A thousand Street Cred Bodega Diamonds for anyone who instantly gets this…)

  10. Combover says at 3:30 pm, July 16th, 2008

    Was he carrying a squeegee?

  11. Accordion-o-rama says at 3:34 pm, July 16th, 2008

    The Real JR Revisted: Sorry. Until you assure me there are no photos
    of the Spitz in black socks, I’m not clicking on your calendar link.

  12. theblackdog says at 3:43 pm, July 16th, 2008

    So were the tabs marking the number of whore diamonds each of his “prospects” were?

    I give this post 1 whore diamond since there are no pictures of his future whores.

  13. Correction: Does his wife care where he is?

  14. Ah, the cycle of life. Spitzer likes young things with daddy issues (aka “hookers”). By frequenting these ladies, he shatters his own family and creates daddy issues for his own daughters - thus offering another man the pleasures of his disappointed little girls’ company.

  15. anabellum says at 6:54 pm, July 16th, 2008

    Lolo: well said…the bittersweet/ironic nature of the universe overwhelms me…

  16. RuperttheBear says at 10:39 pm, July 16th, 2008

    Have noticed that NO ONE CARES ABOUT ELIOT SPITZER?

    Jeebus, his irrelevance must be driving him insaner.

  17. masterdebater says at 1:28 am, July 17th, 2008

    Spitzer. Still one of the funniest names in politics. Even naked the guy would get a laugh. Oh, wait, that’s probably insensitive. Sorry.

  18. thefrontpage says at 10:43 am, July 17th, 2008

    ELIOT SPITZER FOR PRESIDENT!

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