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Just a few short months ago John McCain and Mitt Romney were sworn mortal enemies, and McCain seized every opportunity to humiliate his pantywaist rival in public. And it worked! Mitt Romney had to drop out of the race after a series of excruciatingly embarrassing losses proved the only people who actually wanted a President Romney were his admittedly massive extended family. But now he’s campaigning for John McCain, who still makes fun of him!
Here is what that old meanie said yesterday:
“I’m appreciative every time I see Mitt on television on my behalf,” McCain said at a fundraising event in New Mexico. “He does a better job for me than he did for himself, as a matter of fact.”
One of these days Romney is going to explode and then John McCain will get a firm spanking from the Mormon Avenger. Watch for it!
McCain praises Romney’s surrogate skills [Political Ticker]
See, but bitters like to have their candidate beat up on another elitist. Mittens is just taking one for the team, just like the poor aide did for him right after that photo…
a firm spanking from the Mormon Avenger
I saw that in the Church of Latter Day Saints aisle at my local porn shop.
Uh-oh! Mittens is donning his proctological gloves again.
OOOOOHHHHH, SNAP.
The Mormon Avenger, what a perfect Saturday morning show! Will he wear a cape?
Mittens looks really happy packing fudge.
Is there no McCain surrogate that can stay on message? Oh, wait, that WAS McCain.
Clearly Romney would make a great manservant.
I dunno but to me it looks as though the repub side has given up all hope of actually winning this thing, and they’re just playing it for laffs. I mean, that would explain so much, wouldn’t it?
And to compensate, Mittens will receive a second and third wife. Of course, all of them will be virgins, for Jeebus.
typical Massachusetts elitist - won’t touch the fudge with his bare hands like the rest of us
McCain would probably rather have Romney inside fudge-packing out than outside fudge-packing in. Uh. Something like that. On second thought, I withdraw the whole idea. *shudder*
McCain better keep his underwear drawer locked. Mittens could sneak in and embroider one of those Mormon voodoo symbols on his tightey-whiteys.
Sara, I always love your ALT tags on the images…
graceless: A cape would be the perfect topper for the magic undies.
No man stands so tall as when he stoops in anticipation of four years’ subservience to a mean, petty, bullying, insecure know-nothing whose wife got him all the power and prestige he has. Look at the future, Mittens, and shudder.
I was trying my hardest to hold my nose and vote for McCain, If he picks a Romney for VP, I will definatly be Voting Bob Barr as a Protest Vote. I dont care if Barr can win or not. I think Barr is the most Conservative candidate of all the candidates. Dont take my word for it. Go to one of the Barr sites. He has conservatice credentials. http://www.BarrRoot08.com
What really bothers me is serveral Polls have been done and all of the polling suggests McCain would do better with Huckabee then any other Vp Candidate. Yet it seems hes not even being vetted? Another Black eye for us Conservatives. Huckabee is the only way I and many of the (Conservative) X-Republicans that I know would vote for McCain. We didnt like him when he got the nomination. We dont like him now. The RNC deserves to lose this year. They pushed McCain down our throats and wouldnt let the primary play out. They get what they deserve. Mike Huckabee is the over whelming pick for VP among most Republicans and 89% of conservatives. According to a poll at. http://www.VeepPeek.com
Huckabee actually had a sound energy plan, unlike either of these candidates we have now. Even T. Boon Pickins has a better energy plan then these guys that are running for president. If you havnt seen it you should go check it out. at http://www.Tboonepickans.com
I know I am bitter but I have every right to be. We have alot of people out there who dont have a voice this election year. It seems like instead of trying to give us a voice, they are further distancing themselves from the base of the Republican party. Well I am no longer a republican. Nor is many of the Republicans that I knew.
I would even Rather Have Ron Paul then John McCain. Ron Paul might actually give this country some much needed Medicine. Our country is ill, and no one has answers. The people in leadership are part of the mechinism making our country sick. Wish Ron Paul was running on the LP ticket. He would probably win this thing. http://www.BarrPaul08.com
We need to recycle that image on September 14th, it’s the start of Prostate Cancer Awareness Week.
graceless:
No, he’ll wear his sacred underwear under his special Celestial Room gown & his little green apron over that.
pastor mike: well, welcome to the world of a secular humanist. who might or might not have libertarian leanings. or a far left liberal. or a fiscal conservative. or a grunge loving 90’s free spirit.
no offense, but why do you get to have your special candidate? none of the rest of us do.