Barack Obama One Time Stopped The Terrorists With... A Republican!

Barack Obama is giving a speech about Iraq now, but we imagine it's (a) a fancier version of this and (b) impossibly unfunny. Ugh, this guy. Jesus was a messiah too, you know, but at least he presented a mockable stereotype of himself -- "God's son," ha ha. So instead we'll tackle his new ad, in which he talks to a bunch of old white people about that time he worked with some old white man to prevent nuclear weapons from falling into the hands of browns. [ YouTube ]