McCain Demands Obama Visit Every Place On Earth

John McCain and pals had a lot of fun criticizing Obama for never visiting Iraq. But then Obama announced he would be visiting Iraq after all, in another one of his terrible flip-flops. Well Walnuts, where should inexperienced adult-child Barack Obama go after that? Plane tickets are more expensive by the day, you know:  "McCain, who has criticized Obama for not having been to Iraq since 2006, said it was now time for Obama to also go to South America." After Obama capitulates and makes this trip too, we look forward to the inevitable McCain "wisecrack" that Barack Obama next should "go back to Africa." [AP ]