Wonkette
- EMERGENCY OBAMA WONK’D: Wonkette bodybuilding operative “Will” sends us an important notice of Barack Obama’s whereabouts this morning: “At washington sports club on connecticut north of dupont. He and reggie love were lifting free weights and listening to ipods. Barack’s musical selection? Eminem - Lose Yourself.” What a loser!
EMERGENCY WONK'D
Could be worse. John McCain’s iPod is a Victorola with the horn speaker.
John McCain’s daily exercise regimen is a brisk ride on his penny-farthing followed by a good half an hour with the India clubs.
jagorev: What no medicine balls for McCrain or exercise to prevent sand from getting kicked in your face at beaches
How did they know what was playing on his iPod? Was it so loud that everyone could hear it or was he signing along?
Is Eminiem considered a reverse oreo?
jagorev: Don’t forget his daily dose of Dr. Wamscrabble’s Wonder-ous Vitality Tonic and Vigor Elixir!
You can get close enough to his iPod to see what’s playing without getting a cap popped in your ass?
Maybe D.C. doesn’t need gun laws, after all …
Jesus God, Barry, pick a song withOUT the word “lose” in it to get yourself pumped up during the election!!! Stay positive! Might I suggest “Chocolate City”?
jagorev: I heard he’s been trying to follow those new-fangled calisthenics prescribed by that whipper-snapper Jack LaLanne.
Hmmmm. He is real slim, and his detractors insist he’s shady.
I smell another New Yorker cover in the making….
In an unrelated note, the Worst President In History is having the Dumbest Press Powwow In History right now.
All of you who voted for him in ‘04, go fucking kill yourself right now. Seriously.
An Oreo listening to a wigger. Jesus, I didn’t know there was gonna be physics on this exam.
Canmon (the Inadequate): more like an E.L. Fudge.
Will somebody please download We are the Champions for Barry?
Yum, M&Ms….
“North of Dupont”… isn’t that ABC’s hot new comedy-drama this fall?
I am the “will” operative credited above. I could hear Lose Yourself because the good Senator had his Ipod up pretty loud. barry was in a grouchy mood. shrugged off many a “good luck” and “hey senator.” either he’s not a morning person or doesn’t like being interrupted mid-set. but who does?
gulcer: Thanks. I was hoping he was rapping along. That would have been a better image.
WadISay: You kidding? He gotta get “Final Countdown” or “Eye of the Tiger” on the motherf’er.
Watching his press conference, I think he might be pissed about the too-tight haircut he received … also, his hair looks like it was given an ill-advised lightening, although judging by the way his wife and daughters bust his balls, they could well have rubbed lemon juice on his head while at the beach.
“Everyone’s A Winner” by Hot Chocolate.
“Wonkette bodybuilding operative” has got to be a highly competitive position.
The WSC on Connecticut Avenue is sooooo elitist. Why don’t ya come down to the Results on Capitol Hill and see how we roll in the hood, Barry?
As long as he doesn’t jog on the treadmill to Scooter.
The idea of our next president working out in a public gym with his body man Reggie Love, with a mutherfuckin’ ipod fer christ sake, listening to Eminem rapping Lose Yourself and being grumpy at the same time, is making me cum in my pants. Hail to the Chief, dawg!
The Incomparable Tiny Valdez: Hollywood couldn’t have scripted it better.