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July 14, 2008

Cynthia McKinney To Be 2008′s Ralph Nader

by Ken Layne  

9/11 is a joke!Beloved former congress-lady Cynthia McKinney is the Green Party’s presidential candidate! She’s in it to win! The Greens had a convention on Saturday, apparently, and McKinney was the big winner. Her running mate is “Rosa Clemente, a hip-hop artist and activist.” Well, all right.

McKinney represented Georgia in the House for six terms, and then she slapped around a cop or something, and said Bush did 9/11, and the Jews ran her out of office, and she impeached Bush, in her mind. Experts say she will end up with about 47% of votes intended for McCain, because their names are pretty much the same. [Reuters]

{ 54 comments }

Dr. Spaceman July 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm

I thought the ticket was Nader/McKinney?

What’s with the bait and switch, green party?

cal July 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm

Well, that’s a slap in the face to the establishment.

Mediahohoho July 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Yep. There go two votes.

nbawriter July 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Can Michelle Obama debate Cynthia McKinney? Because that could be as beneficial to the Dems as Jesse Jackson threatening to slough off Barry’s nuts and berries.

shortsshortsshorts July 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm

I’m sorry but neither of them appear to be very green.

AxmxZ July 14, 2008 at 3:41 pm

Unfortunately for her, she’s going to be turned away at the gate of the shining palace where the nominees will hold their debates. And even pommeling the security guard won’t make the pain go away.

Botswana Meat Commission FC July 14, 2008 at 3:42 pm

Cynthia McKinney’s commenter name is AngryBlakGirl.

S.Luggo July 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Spoilers. You’ll cost the Dems victory in Utah. I hope you two are happy with yourselves.

Truculent July 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Georgia cannot embarass itself enough. You go girl. Tupac brought down the World Trade Center to show The Man he will not be disrespected.

More_bitterer July 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm

This is going to be fun. We have McKinney running on the Green Party (“Live Green”) ticket, Bob Barr on the Libertarian (“Liberty for America”) ticket and Nader running on the Douchebag (“Official Nader store now open”)ticket.

wx insider July 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm

If they ran as the Lezbo party they could get my vote… but only if I can watch.

Cicada July 14, 2008 at 3:44 pm

At last the vagina-or-die voters have an actual vagina to vote for! So far they’ve been forced to pretend that WALNUTS’ wrinkled up man meat was a good substitute, but who orders steak-umms when there’s filet mignon on the menu?

CrunchyKnee July 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Now we all know what Imus would say…”talk about some nappy…”

TGY July 14, 2008 at 3:46 pm

Tinfoil-hatters unite!

MoodProcessor July 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm

[re=35638]Cicada[/re]: or is that slim-jim vs. butterflied filet?

ManchuCandidate July 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm

[re=35638]Cicada[/re]:
Problem. Not white.

23 Skidoo July 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm

The press conferences should be fun. I can imagine any of the big journalists asking them a question, but thinking “please don’t cut me.”

Cicada July 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm

[re=35646]MoodProcessor[/re]: Ha! Much better analogy. Ooh – how about a chicken finger vs. a canned ham?

Jobbotch July 14, 2008 at 4:00 pm

I’d hit it with a civil lawsuit!

Cicada July 14, 2008 at 4:01 pm

[re=35647]ManchuCandidate[/re]: But..but..the PUMAs always SWORE it wasn’t about race. Ed Hale PROMISED. Oh noes! There goes the dream of vagiocracy. Crushed beneath the iron heel of the Choclocrats (or is that Oreocrats?).

HomoPolitico July 14, 2008 at 4:02 pm

And 50 Cent will be Sec. of the Treasury.

Donkey Sauce July 14, 2008 at 4:02 pm

Guess America’s not ready for its first African American female hip-hop president.

Canuckledragger July 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm

McKinney’s veep is Rosa Clemente???

What, L’il Kim was “too busy?”

EnBuenOra July 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Did Nader ever hit a policeman in the chest with a phone?

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm

[re=35672]HomoPolitico[/re]: Kimora Lee Simmons for Secretary of State! She looks much better in heels than does Condi (which isn’t saying much, I know).

Canmon (the Inadequate) July 14, 2008 at 4:15 pm

I always thought Cynthia McKinney and John McCain were the same person.

23 Skidoo July 14, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Surely there is room for MC Rove in their administration.

Cicada July 14, 2008 at 4:27 pm

[re=35695]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: They are.

magic titty July 14, 2008 at 4:28 pm

Black people are now faced with too many candidates to vote for. I did NOT see that coming.

sleepy July 14, 2008 at 4:32 pm

if rosa’s related to roberto, that’s the kind of all-star synergy we can believe in.

Carrie_Okie July 14, 2008 at 4:39 pm

[re=35627]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Obviously a mistake. They are from the Brown Party. Duh.

magic titty July 14, 2008 at 4:42 pm

None of this helps the left’s image as gay ass, war-ending, vagina-toting cowtowers of the festering “Negro” agenda.

NotMyRealName July 14, 2008 at 4:46 pm

Is it just me, or does Rosa Clemente look like Obama in drag? That’s a ticket I could get behind.

Hart88 July 14, 2008 at 4:46 pm

Every vote for McKinney brings us one step closer to finding Tupac’s killer.

1ofUS July 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm

Gotta get me some of that green, babe. Yeah, I’m cast all my votes for hemp/not jails and mountaintop replacement.

Manofsteel July 14, 2008 at 5:14 pm

When Oliver Stone makes his inevitable, terrible movie about this election, the actress who played Lisa “One Night” Standing from The Abyss should play Cynthia, and then have her scenes cut because Cynthia will have no effect on this election whatsoever.

Guppy06 July 14, 2008 at 5:43 pm

What this nation needs is a president that will punch her own Secret Service detail.

Lazy Media July 14, 2008 at 5:47 pm

The only thing standing between Cynthia and the Oval Office is the J-E-W-S.

And the rest of America. Them, too.

sezme July 14, 2008 at 5:51 pm

[re=35647]ManchuCandidate[/re]: But she does look bitter!

dearest July 14, 2008 at 5:54 pm

Finally, a hillary follower gets her dues.

bitchincamaro July 14, 2008 at 6:05 pm

I for one, welcome our gynocracy overladies.

josereyes.theroof July 14, 2008 at 6:24 pm

The Afro-Latino coalition ascendent!

Now, for Obama to pull a rabbit from his hind-quarter & tab Ken Salazar as his running-mate.

Hooray For Anything July 14, 2008 at 7:00 pm

And people wonder why nobody takes the Green Party seriously…..

Borat July 14, 2008 at 7:10 pm

My main problem is that they aren’t black enough

Borat July 14, 2008 at 8:38 pm

When I think the green movement, the next thing that comes to mind is hip-hop

When I think hip-hop, the next thing I think is a green movement.

Perfect combination.

Wait. If Walnuts picked a hip-hop artist as VP (in front of his green backdrop), we’ve have this thing sown up. Bye bye hopey

Makeithurt July 14, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Oh, nigress, please.

anabellum July 14, 2008 at 9:55 pm

once upon a time, i had the misfortune of stumbling onto one of Miss Rosa Clementes episodes of acting out….

lets just say that she clearly did not understand the situation at hand…and it was apparent that all that mattered was her personal agenda of publicity seeking…

i dont usually picks on folks for their ability to speak or write [i was raised to speak several of the more garbled dialects in the US myself]….but i swear, this woman can not put two sentences together that make sense…period…

lots and lots of words come out of her mouth, but not a lick of sense…

way to go Green Party…

Delicious July 14, 2008 at 10:22 pm

http://www.indybay.org/uploads/iasha-rosa_9-13-05.jpg

since I don’t no shit about html, this may not work. If so, please drive thru. Thank you.

TheMac July 14, 2008 at 10:25 pm

[re=35686]Canuckledragger[/re]: That’s Lil’ Kim, my Canadian friend.

dcjdjay July 14, 2008 at 10:44 pm

At least Jesse wont be chopping off her testicles any time soon.

2pissed2care July 14, 2008 at 10:49 pm

great how one can also book a gig on her Green home page…never to busy for the fans.

anabellum July 14, 2008 at 11:20 pm

[re=35918]anabellum[/re]: the comment i wrote above sounds stilted…..truth is, i really dislike the woman, there are few people that i consider to be more full of shit….

i was trying not to go off on a standard rabid type rant……as a consequence i seem to have channeled my mother…

im sure you can understand how embarrassing that might be…

DangerousLiberal July 15, 2008 at 2:38 am

That picture just cries out “this is going to work out just great.” Yup.

badco/LoJ July 15, 2008 at 9:11 am

Is it a bad sign for a VP candidate to be a Dead Prez fan?

http://www.rosaclemente.com/photos.html

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