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GOOD SWEET JESUS GOD: We've gotten a few million"HOT NAKED FLAPPERS" e-mails this afternoon, or at least a few dozen, for Paultardpalooza. Among the respondents were an elitist lawyer and a house of six interns! Ha ha, and they all consider Ron Paul to be comical. We will see you at 9: 30 a.m. at the Tune Inn, but if things get a little overcrowded, we may move next door to the Hawk 'n' Dove, which opens at 10 a.m. If you're a SLACKER and show up late to find that the Tune Inn is a Ghost Town, hopefully the kindly barkeep will let us post a sign on the door saying something like "FREE CHEESY MUFFINS NEXT DOOR -->."