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Dennis Kucinich is about to start cold representin’ in the House of Representatives, in which he serves as a representative, in about a half hour, or maybe right now! Or maybe he already did this, earlier today. (We are in a Mexican restaurant having some margaritas and eggs right now, so we are out of C-SPAN range.) Anyway, Dennis is introducing a brand new Articles of Impeachment against George W. Bush, who is busily having a fistfight with the air in Japan right now. And then Dennis will have a press conference. Or he already did. Somebody please send us a SHORT YouTube clip, but only if Elizabeth is there, in a bikini. So hot out! [Dennis Kucinich]
Dennis, that picture makes my previous assumptions about you null and void. You are by far the coolest senator, ever. Unless pictures surface of a Barry O, Michelle O, Halle B threesome…
Bush is not afraid of Kucinich, because Kucinich is a pipsqueak. And Kucinich is short. And Bush works out every day in a gym, while Kucinich is working out in the bedroom.
He will be stern in his principled impotency.
Liveblog?
The biggest little man in the House.
Note to Demrats: At least he fucking tries. That is why most of you sniveling Demrat House wieners don’t get women that look like Liz or find yourself in foxy BW photographic threesomes.
YAAAAAAAWN. We’re past caring Dennis. Collectively numb. Find something better to do with your time.
Dennis likes wasting time on dead legislation. Good for you Dennis…
but your wife’s hawt.
Larry Fine: Maybe so, but Bush fears Kucinich’s “ruddy-hued, upward-pointing shaft, its swollen veins and cap-like tip.”
What? Surely you don’t think Curtis Sittenfeld was writing about Dumbo and Laura?
That photo spread was da bomb. I believe the other girl is actually an NY Times reporter.
Larry Fine: And which one of them is the bigger man for it? The one sweating homoerotically in the gym or the one banging a smoking babe?
Ahh..the life of a Wonkette Editor, eggs and margaritas…
Okay, that picture seals the deal. It’s time for my lunch break and I’m heading to the restroom for a little “me time”.
“Kucinich Will Drive Bush From Office”
Better be in a hybrid, or there’ll be aitch-ee-double-hockey-sticks to pay from his constituent.
Snark off: I love me some Dennis; just a shame the little green sprout will never be considered electable to higher office. Hey Hopey: how’s about Denny for Secretary of Defense?
Truly, his cup runneth over.
Torches: $8.99 ea.
Pitchforks $15.99 ea.
Driving Dumbass from Office: worth every fuckin’ penny.
ForeignSickSpecialist:
A Michelle and Halle video would raise him billions.
He has to destroy the ring, otherwise Dubya is just gonna come back in another form.
ManchuCandidate: Do you think the dems will finally get some the testicular fortitude if Bush/Cheney bomb iran in October to try to give the election to McCain and thereby avoid any dems rummaging through the white house papers?
Canuckledragger: From the pic, it seems Kucinich would be driving bush TO the office. A lot of it.
Servo: My preorder is in the mail…
SayItWithWookies: Cattle prods coated with petroleum jelly: $9.99 each.
This guy is like the Ever-ready bunny.
I assume he’s that way with Liz as well.
That pic looks like a still from Auto Focus when Big Daddy and Carpy invite character actor Takahiro Soo along for the fun.
Yay! Go Dennis! He is my favorite Congressional gnome.
On the floor right now.
aren’t all of kucinich’s press conferences short?
he asked me the other day if he could borrow some money because he was a little short.
i could go on and on, but it’s time to hit the vodka
It’s every girl’s dream to get into the inner sanctum at the Kucinichs’ famous house parties.
Canuckledragger: I was thinking Secretary of Labor or Secretary of Scoring Hot Chicks.
Dennis has more balls than all of congress put together. Maybe polls wouldn’t show congress in the tank if more of them did shite like this. And got hot wives like him…..yowsah.
Funny how America generally goes for losers and disparages the upright and the right-on. Babe lady got herself a *real* man!
So Kucinich has two wives?
Ken Layne,
How about Elizabeth naked instead? Well, unless Dennis has to be naked as well.
Your comment:
“Somebody please send us a SHORT YouTube clip” might accidentally be misread for an invitation for a clip of Midge. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr-Clark
I just read the Wikipedia on Liz Kucinich. She is so cool!
She could have been my BFF in college!
*wikipedia entry.
Grr. Argh!
raider12: Doubt it. Impeachment is a dead issue. Though congress might recoil in horror (a little) if Bushdick bombed Iran, nobody likes the Iranians enough to impeach them because of it. “Stop abusing these holocaust deniers and terrorist supporters right now!”
Also, when Dennis the Pennis impeaches, he should include both members of the comedy team. But it’s a pointless gesture. Real politicians make coalitions: losers make solo futile gestures. Now, if he could philibuster something, that’s different.
TGY: Uh?