• February 15, 2012

The world's gone madDown is up, up is down, and two plus two is five. In other news, Hillary Clinton had people rolling on the floor of the Hilton ballroom in New York City as she gave a brief, entertaining speech, while Barack Obama gave a “more sedate and lengthy” address full of boring policy crap. Oh God oh God oh God the world has gone MAD, those 18 million voters were right after all and Barack Obama is Nixon in a pantsuit.

Other shocking news:

  • Clinton looked rested and happy, while Obama looked tired.
  • Clinton did a funny little imitation of George Bush’s dumb Texas accent.
  • Even the Observer, hardly the most pro-Clinton news source, said her speech “easily outshined the one Obama gave after her” and that she was “humorous and passionate.”

SOMEBODY TELL THE SUPERDELEGATES. It’s not too late! Denver! Denver!

At Morning Obama Fund-Raiser, Clinton Is the Star Attraction [Observer]

{ 22 comments }

TGY July 10, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Losers aren’t under much pressure, except to pay their debts. Obvs, she should go on the stage.

freakishlystrong July 10, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Cuz Barry drank the koolaid and turned in to a humourless right-wing asshat..

MoodProcessor July 10, 2008 at 1:43 pm

And, once again, they play musical chairs. Look out Hopey!

Uncle Al July 10, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Did she get rid of her annoying monotone hectoring voice?

shortsshortsshorts July 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm

And now everyone has forgotten the constant character assassination and bitter/elitist sexist racism…
Freaking Demoncrats.

Botswana Meat Commission FC July 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm

Yeah, but did you hear about the show Hopey gave the Latino organization a day or two ago? He had people ready to burn down the arena. He even threw in a 12 minute drum solo during the encore.

Cookie Guggelman July 10, 2008 at 1:49 pm

Where’s your Moses now?

Makeithurt July 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm

In the words of Jesse, Hill’ cut his n**z off. She will make him eat them, too. He will thank her when his plate is clean. I, for one, think it’s thooper! He IS a boring stentorian orator and we’re about to see a stadium full of people finding that out.

Deepthroat July 10, 2008 at 2:06 pm

any video of her Bush impression. this i gots ta see

Deepthroat July 10, 2008 at 2:07 pm

quick! somebody get Ed Hale on the line!

AxmxZ July 10, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Barry is clearly exhausted. He should suspend campaigning for a couple of days and get some quality R&R with the missus.

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graceless July 10, 2008 at 3:05 pm

Stop it Barry. Just stop it. You know what she’s doing, don’t let her.

HomoPolitico July 10, 2008 at 3:08 pm

I think someone packed the crowd with hard working white people.

soymocha July 10, 2008 at 3:26 pm

[re=33034]TGY[/re]: Exactly. Dole and Gore were both far more entertaining after they lost.

I guess you have to admire Kerry for his consistency, b/c he still seems like he’s teaching a graduate seminar on dialectics.

Destonio July 10, 2008 at 3:34 pm
jimstoic July 10, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Vote for Obama or we’ll have to watch him host SNL!

Borat July 10, 2008 at 6:26 pm

[re=33077]Makeithurt[/re]: ummm, u forgot hillz has 3 nutz + whatever she cut off billz

hank III July 10, 2008 at 9:19 pm
anabellum July 10, 2008 at 11:19 pm

rested and happy = valium

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