Wonkette
Down is up, up is down, and two plus two is five. In other news, Hillary Clinton had people rolling on the floor of the Hilton ballroom in New York City as she gave a brief, entertaining speech, while Barack Obama gave a “more sedate and lengthy” address full of boring policy crap. Oh God oh God oh God the world has gone MAD, those 18 million voters were right after all and Barack Obama is Nixon in a pantsuit.
Other shocking news:
- Clinton looked rested and happy, while Obama looked tired.
- Clinton did a funny little imitation of George Bush’s dumb Texas accent.
- Even the Observer, hardly the most pro-Clinton news source, said her speech “easily outshined the one Obama gave after her” and that she was “humorous and passionate.”
SOMEBODY TELL THE SUPERDELEGATES. It’s not too late! Denver! Denver!
At Morning Obama Fund-Raiser, Clinton Is the Star Attraction [Observer]
Losers aren’t under much pressure, except to pay their debts. Obvs, she should go on the stage.
Cuz Barry drank the koolaid and turned in to a humourless right-wing asshat..
And, once again, they play musical chairs. Look out Hopey!
Did she get rid of her annoying monotone hectoring voice?
And now everyone has forgotten the constant character assassination and bitter/elitist sexist racism…
Freaking Demoncrats.
Yeah, but did you hear about the show Hopey gave the Latino organization a day or two ago? He had people ready to burn down the arena. He even threw in a 12 minute drum solo during the encore.
Where’s your Moses now?
In the words of Jesse, Hill’ cut his n**z off. She will make him eat them, too. He will thank her when his plate is clean. I, for one, think it’s thooper! He IS a boring stentorian orator and we’re about to see a stadium full of people finding that out.
any video of her Bush impression. this i gots ta see
quick! somebody get Ed Hale on the line!
Barry is clearly exhausted. He should suspend campaigning for a couple of days and get some quality R&R with the missus.
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Stop it Barry. Just stop it. You know what she’s doing, don’t let her.
I think someone packed the crowd with hard working white people.
TGY: Exactly. Dole and Gore were both far more entertaining after they lost.
I guess you have to admire Kerry for his consistency, b/c he still seems like he’s teaching a graduate seminar on dialectics.
Et TU, Obama?
http://usera.imagecave.com/destonio/Destonio_EtTu.jpg
Vote for Obama or we’ll have to watch him host SNL!
Makeithurt: ummm, u forgot hillz has 3 nutz + whatever she cut off billz
Must have been a full moon:
http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/full-moon-by-crudity.jpg
rested and happy = valium
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