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DRAMATIC REVERSALS

At Bizarro Fundraising Event, Hillary Gets The Laughs While Obama Bores

The world's gone madDown is up, up is down, and two plus two is five. In other news, Hillary Clinton had people rolling on the floor of the Hilton ballroom in New York City as she gave a brief, entertaining speech, while Barack Obama gave a “more sedate and lengthy” address full of boring policy crap. Oh God oh God oh God the world has gone MAD, those 18 million voters were right after all and Barack Obama is Nixon in a pantsuit.

Other shocking news:

  • Clinton looked rested and happy, while Obama looked tired.
  • Clinton did a funny little imitation of George Bush’s dumb Texas accent.
  • Even the Observer, hardly the most pro-Clinton news source, said her speech “easily outshined the one Obama gave after her” and that she was “humorous and passionate.”

SOMEBODY TELL THE SUPERDELEGATES. It’s not too late! Denver! Denver!

At Morning Obama Fund-Raiser, Clinton Is the Star Attraction [Observer]


1:36 PM on Thu July 10 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Losers aren’t under much pressure, except to pay their debts. Obvs, she should go on the stage.

  2. freakishlystrong says at 1:43 pm, July 10th, 2008

    Cuz Barry drank the koolaid and turned in to a humourless right-wing asshat..

  3. MoodProcessor says at 1:43 pm, July 10th, 2008

    And, once again, they play musical chairs. Look out Hopey!

  4. Uncle Al says at 1:47 pm, July 10th, 2008

    Did she get rid of her annoying monotone hectoring voice?

  5. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:48 pm, July 10th, 2008

    And now everyone has forgotten the constant character assassination and bitter/elitist sexist racism…
    Freaking Demoncrats.

  6. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 1:48 pm, July 10th, 2008

    Yeah, but did you hear about the show Hopey gave the Latino organization a day or two ago? He had people ready to burn down the arena. He even threw in a 12 minute drum solo during the encore.

  7. Cookie Guggelman says at 1:49 pm, July 10th, 2008

    Where’s your Moses now?

  8. Makeithurt says at 2:04 pm, July 10th, 2008

    In the words of Jesse, Hill’ cut his n**z off. She will make him eat them, too. He will thank her when his plate is clean. I, for one, think it’s thooper! He IS a boring stentorian orator and we’re about to see a stadium full of people finding that out.

  9. Deepthroat says at 2:06 pm, July 10th, 2008

    any video of her Bush impression. this i gots ta see

  10. Deepthroat says at 2:07 pm, July 10th, 2008

    quick! somebody get Ed Hale on the line!

  11. Barry is clearly exhausted. He should suspend campaigning for a couple of days and get some quality R&R with the missus.

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  13. graceless says at 3:05 pm, July 10th, 2008

    Stop it Barry. Just stop it. You know what she’s doing, don’t let her.

  14. HomoPolitico says at 3:08 pm, July 10th, 2008

    I think someone packed the crowd with hard working white people.

  15. soymocha says at 3:26 pm, July 10th, 2008

    TGY: Exactly. Dole and Gore were both far more entertaining after they lost.

    I guess you have to admire Kerry for his consistency, b/c he still seems like he’s teaching a graduate seminar on dialectics.

  16. Destonio says at 3:34 pm, July 10th, 2008
  17. jimstoic says at 4:08 pm, July 10th, 2008

    Vote for Obama or we’ll have to watch him host SNL!

  18. Makeithurt: ummm, u forgot hillz has 3 nutz + whatever she cut off billz

  19. hank III says at 9:19 pm, July 10th, 2008
  20. anabellum says at 11:19 pm, July 10th, 2008

    rested and happy = valium

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