Wonkette
Here is an update on that affable mother of five who the mens are always licking their chops over: She almost died the other day. Unlike other fancy-pants governors who have personal drivers to get them into car wrecks, Governor Sarah Palin drives her own self around in a Chevy Suburban. On Tuesday morning she was sitting at a stop light on her way to work in downtown Anchorage when some silly fellow ran into her, and now that guy gets to say he rear-ended the governor, wokka wokka.
The rear-ender has gotten speeding tickets before, and he is also a certified EMT who drives fire trucks and stuff, so look out, Anchorage!
Anyhow, the governor is totally fine, due to her enormous vehicle. It bumped the car in front of her, and that car bumped another one. In total, four cars were involved in this little accident. The driver of the first car had a funny little anecdote about the whole thing:
“It was really just a quick bump,” said Jason Goodenbery, the driver of the fourth vehicle hit, a Toyota Camry.
He went to the driver of the car behind him, Amanda Peterson, and realized two other vehicles were involved, he said.
“She asked me, ‘Is that Sarah Palin?’ And, I had seen her and I had noted some resemblance, but I was like, ‘No it’s not her.’ ”
“So I went to speak with her and the gentlemen in (the car behind Palin’s), Mr. Brown, and we were just trading names and phone numbers, very polite, and I asked her (for) her name and phone number and she started to say, ‘Sarah,’ and I was like, ‘Oh, man, you are Sarah Palin, aren’t you?’ “
Governor Palin will probably see many more rear endings in her future so that dudes in Camrys can get her phone number.
Palin unhurt in fender bender [Anchorage Daily News]
Alaska has a lot of heavy drinkers, she’s lucky she hasn’t been rear-ended a lot more.
She’s Tina Fey hot.
Jeebus, I’d love to get her up on the lift to check out that undercarriage just to be sure…
Read-end: the Alaskan pick-up.
And by “rear ended” you mean the butt secks, no?
Ted Stevens had better appropriate another $500 million or so to cover any potential liability.
“Previous governors have used chauffeurs. Palin, as part of her no-nonsense take on the job, does not. Palin has also shed perks like the governor’s jet and personal chef.”
Uh-oh — a pragmatic, perk-shedding Republican? Ted Stevens’ star is definitely fading.
The rear-ender may have been a true American Freedom-Lover, attacking the hated symbol of aRab oppression she was driving. Then again, it may have been a American Freedom-Hating Whack Job, attacking the oppressive climate changemobile she was driving. Or it may have been some asshole who was desperate for any back-door Chevy enema action he could get. Or maybe an ass-ass-inatation attempt? I dunno…so many issues these days…I do — however — find her completely SNARKOLICIOUS!
Wait, she was driving to work in Anchorage? Wouldn’t a governor typically work in, y’know, the state capital, Juneau?
P.S. Grade school geography FTW. Now ask me what the capital of Delaware is.
But did she have any junk in her trunk?
She’s not that hot. Liz Glover is hotter. :p
I bet this was great on the local news, with the air quotes, like, there was no “penetration” of Ms. Palin’s “passenger compartment” by “Mr. Brown.” (Lips purse, eyes cross, stuff comes out of reporter’s nose)
No golf clubs, no story. Move along.
Jewdishoowary Square: What’s the capital of Delaware?
sanantonerose: that is *sacrilege*. Tina Fey >>>>>>>>> Wingnut Palin.
Anyway, ridiculous conservative driving a giant suburban. total shocker.
The Neoskeptic: Fuck Delaware. What is the capitol of the Federal Islamic Republic of the Comoros Islands? No Googling!
@Q capital. FUCK.
Forget the GILF. I want to know more about “Homing in on Halibut.”
You know, she has that look that says, “I am not opposed to back door action if it is done right.”
Just sayin’.
She’s definitely got that repressed librarian fox vibe going on with those glasses.
Sean O: I’m merely pointing out the physical similarities. Don’t go dragging politics into this!
Jewdishoowary Square: Anchorage has been the defacto capital for 20 years. Juneau still thinks its the capital. I loved in AK ten years and never once set foot in Juneau (I was in Los Anchorage). Palin avoids Joon-oh like the plague–she was sworn in in Fairbanks, and I think she’d rather move the capitol to Adak than be in Juneau. Folks flying to Juneau can usually be assured of one thing–a diversion to Sitka, Ketchikan, or Seattle.
I want Palin and Corzine competing in a state governor demolition derby.
Given that Guv Hottie used to play basketball, I’m confident that many have taken it to the hole on her.
In the muslim state of Al Aska, women are allowed to drive?
Listen, don’t talk about drinking in Alaska, because eventually that leads down that slippery slope to the native population. And they did my family a very good service one year when we were hiking up on Deer Mountain near Anchorage, albeit unintentionally. We became lost, not being able to tell down from up, so at the foot of the hill we knocked on a door featuring Native Alaskans, who would’ve probably answered the knock had they been able to find the door. Anyway, we caught a ride when a taxi showed up, hooray! Why was a taxi coming out to that particular shanty? To deliver more booze, of course!
So don’t talk about drinking in Alaska. Drinking in Alaska is your friend.
Did he push her bumper in? Or did it just spring back out after the initial impact?
sanantonerose: Damn, Rose. I’m not sure if even Tina Fey is “Tina Fey Hot.”
I’d hit that guber-gash.
sanantonerose: I just spent a little over a week in Alaska and I believe she is one of 7 hot women in the state.
I appreciate that the BREAKING: HOT DISH SARAH PALIN GIVES BIRTH, KID link is still flashing. Awesome.
Boring story. But anything involving Sarah Palin automatically makes it Smoking Hot!
johnbpt: looks to me as if Alaska is some kind of creepy ‘hunting’ oriented fetish sex mag…
other recent articles include..
The Bears of Steep Creek…
Chasing Rainbows…
and Whale Watcher [which i assume is for fans of BBWs]…
Isn’t she the only woman left in Alaska?
Meh. Fat hands.
DangerousLiberal: Ah you loved in Anchorage, but did you leave after loving there or did you stay for breakfast?
After she gets nominated for VP, WALNUTS(!) can rear-end her on the Straight Talk Express across the 48 non-freak states.
As long as she didn’t get rear ended by a Ford Probe, I’d still tap it.
shortsshortsshorts:
You have to look harder. There are more, but they look like Geddy Lee with missing teeth and smell like ketchup and cigarettes.
TGY: She’s not that hot. Liz Glover is hotter. :p
You mean this hot Liz Glover??
http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/11/16/PH2007111600881.jpg
Or this hot Liz Glover??
http://isesew.vtcus.com/images/speakers/liz-glover-wilson.jpg
Or this hot soon-to-be-drunk Liz Glover??
http://file040a.bebo.com/6/large/2008/05/05/21/8693661a7656167749l.jpg
Mr.BorgtoYou: Alas, I lived in Anchorage. I couldn’t get laid in my late teens/early 20s if I paid for it, and it was available in wholesale lots in Skanchorage back in the day. Sigh
teebob2000: Um… are you trying to make me feel better about Obama’s FISA vote? Because it’s working — if that’s what you’re trying to do.
sanantonerose: But is she “Slim Slack” hot?
There’s a reason you’ll never see her in a mini-skirt. Her hotness sort of cools off when you get down to the tree trunks she calls legs. Her high school basketball pictures are the last ones she ever allowed that showed those twin obelisks.
I’ve had 3 Suburbans unless she got reared ended by a loaded cement truck at 140 mph there’s no way in Junea that she’d be injured driving that rig !